Clerks II

Clerks II

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  • Dante's New Millennium Inferno

    Aug 13 '06
    Pros: It's good to see the old characters again; Dawson, Fehrman, various cameos (especially Sykes)
    Cons: More than a few frustrating moments

    Summary: Some ten years after Dante Hicks and Randal Graves vowed to do more with their lives besides work in a New Jersey strip mall, they still work in the convenience store and video store in that strip mall. They finally get their wish in a way in ... read more

  • Misery Loves Company.

    Aug 06 '06
    Pros: Everything.
    Cons: None.

    Summary: In 1994 a young filmmaker by the name of Kevin Smith released the film Clerks. Like all beginning filmmakers he hoped that he would be successful, and that his film would find an audience. Kevin Smith wasn’t completely sure if this would happen. ... read more

  • Clerks II - The ultimate comedy sequel

    Aug 05 '06
    Pros: Kevin Smith really delivered here
    Cons: That poor donkey!

    Summary: A while back, I had read that writer/director Kevin Smith was not going to do a sequel to his debut hit movie Clerks, especially after the failure of the cartoon series based on the film. However, Smith finally chose to revisit these characters ... read more

  • Clerks II

    Aug 01 '06
    Pros: funny as hell and well made
    Cons: None

    Summary: Clerks II had to of been the funniest movie I have seen so far.The main characters Dante and Randle and bestfriends they've known each other for 33 yrs. They use to work at Quick Stop but it burned down :(.So now they work at a resturaunt called Moobys ... read more

  • I wasn't even supposed to write a review today!

    Jul 29 '06
    Pros: It's Kevin Smith! Jay and Silent Bob! Dante and Randall
    Cons: Some may not appreciate the subtle humor of Kevin Smith as much as his fans.

    Summary: Its been over ten years since director Kevin Smith came on the scene with his witty low budget indie film Clerks. Clerks introduced us to an alternate New Jersey universe of sorts, the "view askew" world inhabited by slackers and n'er do wells who ... read more

  • Weak stuff, wait for it on video

    Jul 28 '06
    Pros: Jay and Silent Bob moments
    Cons: Poor acting by male leads, contrived dialogue, 4th grade potty and sex humor

    Summary: It's been how many years since "Clerks" first came out? 12 years. It was Kevin Smith's first attempt at a movie (ignoring "Mae Day"), and since it was his first, you could forgive the original's campy atmosphere, the sub-standard acting, and try to look ... read more

  • Kevin Smith's Clerks II - The Return of the Counter Culture is at hand...

    Jul 25 '06
    Pros: Hilarious; Kevin Smith's writing and directing; excellent performances; Rosario Dawson is a goddess
    Cons: Not as good as Clerks 1; vulgarity, beastiality, and racial humor may offend some.

    Summary: 1994's Clerks is one of my favorite movies of all time, and probably my favorite comedy of all time. Entirely shot in black and white, the film conveys extremely graphic vulgarity, but has a charm and underlining message that makes it ... read more

  • Star Wars is better than The Lord of the Rings. Period.

    Jul 25 '06
    Pros: A geniune sense of feel-goodness. Vintage Smith word-play. Rosario Dawson. Jay and Silent Bob.
    Cons: Trademark geek banter was few and far between. Overreaches for the shock moments.

    Summary: I remember a time when my chief concern in life was what action figures (not toys) I wanted to play with: Transformers, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Wars, or Thundercats. Undeniably the decision was always in favor of that Galaxy Far, Far Away. ... read more

  • Clerks II (2006)

    Jul 25 '06
    Pros: Rosario Dawson, some genuinely hilarious moments
    Cons: A bit too much at times, definitely not for the easily offended

    Summary: Before reading even a single word of this review, you have most likely already made up your mind about Kevin Smith's movies. Smith has been around for over twelve years now and, with the exception of the misguided Jersey Girl, has made a very ... read more

  • Slackers Beware: You Can't F@#ing Go Back!!!

    Jul 25 '06
    Pros: funny and fun
    Cons: not the experience of the original, feels old and worn

    Summary: In 1994, when Kevin Smith burst upon the national consciousness with Clerks, the medium and the message were one. Here was a 24-year-old film-school drop-out who'd funded his freshman film with refunded film-school tuition, the sale of his comic-book ... read more

  • Kevin Smith at His Best, Delivers With This Sequel

    Jul 24 '06
    Pros: Hilarious comedic exchanges from an ensemble cast
    Cons: Absolutely not for the easily offended

    Summary: Clerks 2 is a movie that clearly does not try to please everybody. There really isn't even another movie besides the original Clerks that comes to mind here as a comparison -- so if you liked the original at all, the sequel absolutely ... read more

  • Sequels chomp

    Jul 24 '06
    Pros: Acting, mostly funny
    Cons: Missing fast paced dialogue made famous in Smith's other movies

    Summary: How many sequels can you say rival the original movie? Yes most pale in comparison and this one is no different, actually it is not quite in the vein of the original either. The first Clerks is a witty plot-less movie about 20-somethings bitter about ... read more

  • Mighty Kevin Mostly Strikes Out

    Jul 23 '06
    Pros: Funny in parts, plus the usual cameos
    Cons: Weak theme & just plain vulgar and blasphemous; Forgivable if funny.

    Summary: It pains me to say this, but I’m resigning from the Kevin Smith unofficial fan club; no more will I blindly pay full price to catch a film he’s written and directed on opening night. It ain’t all “Clerks 2” fault, ‘cuz it ... read more

  • Interspecies erotica and the return of the pickle f%ckah.

    Jul 23 '06
    Pros: Funny, funny, funny and funny.
    Cons: Not up there with the original, ending a tad weak.

    Summary: When I first heard that there was going to be a Clerks II, I was opposed. The original Clerks was one of those instances where comedic lightning strikes only once in a blue moon and the whole thought of trying to catch that bolt of lightning again and ... read more

  • Clerks II: It should have been The Passion of the Clerks

    Jul 22 '06
    Pros: This movie is a non-stop laugh riot, from one scene to the next.
    Cons: The overabundance of offensive language and sexual references will probably turn lots of people off.

    Summary: Kevin Smith's movie career is well known. He's done Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and many other movies. His most recent foray into directing is the much anticipated Clerks II. All the characters from the last movie are here: Dante, Randall, Jay, ... read more

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