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by matzaballman
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Oct 09 '02 |
henceforth..me bones crackle..
go ask mister owl!... read full review
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by matzaballman
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Sep 30 '02 |
the day we never meet again.
IT IS GOOD TO BE FUNNY...sometimes.... read full review
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by boomdog65
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Sep 16 '09 |
Thanks For the Introduction
By Keith Ream... read full review
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by boomdog65
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Sep 16 '09 |
She Said He Said (He Meant)
By Keith Ream (Poem is slightly different after light censorship)... read full review
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by boomdog65
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Sep 16 '09 |
Why I'm With You
By Keith Ream (I wrote this in church haha)... read full review
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by hyundai_fan
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Apr 18 '03 |
Plain White-Ode To A Piece Of Paper
Paper... Yay!... read full review
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by olivertinalo
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Aug 15 '05 |
Mr Nightlife
I wished i were mister night life... read full review
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by yoshi9143
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Sep 13 '03 |
The Beans in Seattle
6th grade poem.... read full review
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by jake121
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Jun 03 '03 |
Ode To Fly Zapper
Another poem I just made up. These are easy once you have the first line. For the handheld ones search with "bug zapper"... read full review
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by choppyburn4
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Jul 24 '04 |
An Alphabetical Commentary
I hope you enjoy the poem, one of only a few written by me that still remain intact.... read full review
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by thecrazykatl8d
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Feb 10 '04 |
aol vampyre poem
I like the writer's corner humour poetry because it's fun to read.... read full review
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by captaind
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Sep 10 '03 |
Game Over...
My most recent attempt to take over this section completely... Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........ read full review
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by jake121
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Jun 02 '03 |
Stroller Ladies
This is a poem I'm just making up on the spot. It's about some nice ladies who couldn't use a stroller in the park today. It's true minus the end.... read full review
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by curlewis
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Aug 11 '02 |
Fleeting Farewell Frivolities....
Curlewis is a poet and he didn't even know it!!!... read full review
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by skippycowboy
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May 21 '03 |
Divas Are Skanks
i have no idea what to put here... read full review
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by captaind
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Aug 27 '03 |
Variations on a Theme Park.
The devilish duplicity of children...... read full review
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by videogamzrulz
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Feb 19 '04 |
To my teach...
Yeah, I know it sucks, but I was in third grade...... read full review
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by captaind
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Aug 27 '03 |
Escape from the Well.
This is the sequel to The Well (also posted here)... the prequel is yet to come...... read full review
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by arodjesse1
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Sep 05 '04 |
FAadddoooodo
FAadddoooodo!... read full review
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by jmaslinisahack
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Jan 20 '03 |
A Solution for the Unrhymeable Orange.
This is a little light verse I scribbled off after a trip to the grocery store today.... read full review
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by edgeman
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Aug 11 '02 |
Ode To Domestic Cars... (With No Specific Rhyme Scheme)
I like Nissan.... read full review
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by captaind
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Aug 27 '03 |
The Well.
My one and only prize-winning poem!... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Sep 19 '03 |
Woke up
This site is killer. Everyone does a good job. I love everybody here that I have come accross and enjoy the honest ratings good or bad.... read full review
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by weirdo_87
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Apr 05 '06 |
"Pen" Pal
Why don't you just read the review? Oh, too lazy, eh? Well, so am I...... read full review
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by jake121
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Jun 03 '03 |
Guy Who looks like Saddam
Here's a twisted one. Most of it is true. Home Depot and the hot dog stand. Yes, the guy did look A LOT like Saddam.... read full review
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by edgeman
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Aug 09 '02 |
It's 2:38 EST And I'm Going To Bed After I Write This!
It's some dumb poem I wrote when I was getting tired.... read full review
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by tomtermite
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Jan 23 '04 |
Our No-Hitter
You can't get the job done alone. ... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Nov 22 '03 |
Bah Humbug Indeed
The irony of it is that I love Christmas more than any other holiday.... read full review
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by jake121
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Jun 04 '03 |
Minivan Mommy I Hate You
This isn't directed at all minivan moms, just one in particular. Disclaimer: Not recommended for minivan moms because it directly targets them. ... read full review
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by joshg2fl
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May 31 '04 |
Three very short stories
...thoughts on the irony of life.... read full review
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by ChrisJarmick
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Aug 13 '06 |
Brayke THArOO
A new perspective on the ordinary... read full review
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by romasuave
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Jul 01 '03 |
Women rule
Men - thank the lord for women, all you women - thank the lord for men.... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Dec 02 '03 |
Gotta love that crazy kid !!!
My daughter is a cutie, she is a nut but hey so am I , and I am proud.... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Dec 08 '03 |
TV stinks
Am I right or what?... read full review
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by afterteam
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Sep 06 '04 |
Quibble the Dibble
Hmmmm.... another gem by Hines.... read full review
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by edgeman
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Aug 12 '02 |
The Anti-Poem!
People of epinions, I give to you: The Anti-Poem! ... read full review
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by bobbo428
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Jul 29 '06 |
I Am a Hungry Soul
This originated a decade ago. Chow down!... read full review
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by catherinespark
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May 08 '07 |
Life At Edinburgh Uni
In a life like this you need humour to survive!... read full review
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by SourGrrrrl
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Apr 04 '03 |
This is not a poem
Having just married, adopted a dog, convinced each other that we were poets, my newlywed husband and I contrived this piece of crap in 98. ... read full review
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by thecrazykatl8d
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Feb 10 '04 |
Poem About Tissues
I can recommend it because I like poems!... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Mar 05 '04 |
For Day Of Our Lives Fans
Was just thinking of Days cause I just finnished reading the spoilers. It's easier than sitting through the whole show.... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Dec 09 '03 |
Ode To Sadam
Take America the beautiful and The star spangled banner and give it to Sadam ... this is what he'd say. He He... read full review
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by BrandyLeeH
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Nov 18 '03 |
Fishing with Mom
Mom's and the things they'll do...even for their grownup kids.... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Sep 19 '03 |
Trying to quit
I'm reading alot on here corner today some are funny. I myself talk to much .Epinions suit me perfect... read full review
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by captaind
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Aug 26 '03 |
A Lesson in Listening to your Dad...
Sometimes your parents really do know best...... read full review
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by captaind
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Sep 08 '03 |
Ballad of the Irate Writer and his PC.
Frustrated authors are Windows incompatible...... read full review
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by neurotica
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Sep 03 '02 |
The Hummer Queen Tells All!
I don't know...... read full review
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by prapresident
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Jan 12 '03 |
The Interview
This was inspired by Lorace, who wrote the best poem I've ever read. ... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Mar 04 '04 |
Whose Line Is It Anyway
I was just thinking about the show and viewing the website
http://www2.warnerbros.com/main/homepage/homepage.html and thought it would be fun to write this.... read full review
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by tradesman1400
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Jun 10 '02 |
An Untitled Poem
A poem I wrote a while ago to silence those that rag on my old Ford.... read full review
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by prettyvacant
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Dec 04 '04 |
Tests are very ominous.
Sometimes tests just drive one completely insane.... read full review
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by Stairway2Drew
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Nov 25 '02 |
music limericks... have a look-see.
And I don't even mention Nantucket once!... read full review
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by Thorbjore
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Feb 02 '03 |
A Concerto From Behind.
Oh, forget the final recommendation. Just READ! ... read full review
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by busby777
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Dec 16 '06 |
12 gifts from my cat
never make your cat angry ... read full review
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by captaind
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Nov 07 '03 |
The Limerick - Special Edition
The Limerick comes packed with Bonus Features - Deleted scenes, alternative ending, Director's commentary, etc...... read full review
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by smile2k1
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Jul 06 '02 |
IRONIC TIMING - A CHRISTMAS PLAY IN JULY
Yes, I know it's July, and yes, I know there are over 5 months till Christmas, but this is quite fun all the same.... read full review
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by Carrathon
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Nov 18 '06 |
Three Clerihews
This type of humorous, somewhat-biographical poem was invented by English writer E. Clerihew Bentley (1875-1956).... read full review
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by prapresident
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Apr 09 '05 |
Totally impromptu, uninspired, and rough around the edges; a semi-funny poem
Never ask to borrow a tool from a man who looks guilty.... read full review
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by PacManY2J
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Aug 08 '02 |
I Can't Rhyme
Dr. Suess I am not.... read full review
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by prapresident
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Dec 24 '02 |
'Twas the Night
I made this up as I went, and I hope you truly enjoy it. I did!!!!!!!!!... read full review
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by ChrisJarmick
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Jan 07 '04 |
KIDS FOR SALE
Kids for Sale, what more do you need to know?... read full review
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by ChrisJarmick
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Jul 27 '06 |
NOT A Tree Poem
Silly poem I wrote a while back.... read full review
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by ChrisJarmick
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Sep 03 '06 |
NOT THE WORST POEM EVER WRITTEN
A poem I hope you find worth reading once or twice.... read full review
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by PacManY2J
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Mar 06 '03 |
To Elbow Girl
Your idiotic dancing days are numbered.... read full review
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by captaind
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Nov 12 '03 |
The Limerick 2: Extended Edition
The follow up to the stunningly unsuccessful "Limerick: Extended Edition"... read full review
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by PacManY2J
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Oct 21 '02 |
Sonnet For Red Sox Fans
October - a sad time of year for a Sox fan.... read full review
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by AinsleyJo
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Apr 03 '03 |
A Pain In The Grass
A "celebration" of a familiar warmer-weather "tradition." I confess that this poem exaggerates--slightly!... read full review
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by michelle7898
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Dec 15 '03 |
Saddam is caught
Ode Once Again To Our Good Friend Saddam... read full review
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by LoisLane05
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May 16 '04 |
Warning -- Found Poem Write-Off
Try writing your own found poem!... read full review
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by CopeSullivan
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Dec 23 '06 |
Twas the Night Before Christmas Eve...
Twas the Night Before Christmas Eve.... read full review
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by captaind
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Nov 06 '03 |
The Great Carl Lazarevic Limerick W/O
Join in the best Write Out in all history!
(Except maybe all the others...)... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Feb 12 '03 |
AN IDIOT FOR ALL SEASONS Part 2, (Stockholders son-in Law Write off)
We can all be idiots in life every day!*******But if you are one, stay out of my way! ********I've had enough, or so I say!... read full review
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by jenb123
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Jun 28 '02 |
Really bad limericks...an ode to Epinions bugs
Three bug reports and over 24 hours of trying, and my review won't publish. No fair, everyone else is just posting away. I'm pouting.... read full review
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by AinsleyJo
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Apr 02 '03 |
Sister Act
There are many nutty stories in our family tree--this double-feature is just two of them!!!... read full review
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by captaind
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Feb 15 '07 |
The Diet Poem
MUST LOSE WEIGHT
MUST LOSE WEIGHT
MUST LOSE WEIGHT...... read full review
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by captaind
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Jan 06 '07 |
Financial Dilemmas…
Finances can be such a pain... read full review
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by DavidMac
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Apr 05 '04 |
"In Search of You in Search of Freud" - LoisLane05's Found Poetry W/O
Forget about that Surrealism Write-Off! Now this is surreal............ read full review
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by AinsleyJo
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Feb 20 '04 |
Poems Just Right To Delight Come Into Sight On A Friday Night!!!
Just decided to post a few of my humorous poems tonight--ENJOY (Or ELSE)!!!... read full review
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by macresarf1
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Oct 07 '06 |
Remember, Remember . . . the 7th of November!
Adding humorous historical class to all the normal American political gutter-snipery: The first informative, hopefully entertaining item in a series of brief commentaries between now and Tuesday, November 7, 2006.... read full review
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by grez
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Jun 10 '02 |
My Special Place
Just a little funny I wrote a while back...why do I hear an exhaust fan?... read full review
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by grez
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Jun 19 '02 |
Cat-Like Robot
Just another funny one to keep the section going...welcome to the strange extant landscape of my brain...... read full review
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by captaind
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Jan 07 '07 |
More Epinions Limericks (you know you wanted them!)
More Epinions Limericks, because some weirdos seemed to like the last lot.... read full review
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by 42ENGLISH
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May 27 '06 |
SEX IT UP WRITE OFF - WOODY'S FANTASY (MATURE)
A little fun with the Sex It Up Write-Off! I know, I'm nuts!... read full review
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by deaser26
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Oct 21 '02 |
Durst and Robert Frost
in a fit of quiet exploration the image of Robert Frost ghost writing for the Insane Clown Posse was irresistible - so I jotted it down.... read full review
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by prapresident
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Apr 10 '05 |
99 Epinions Reviews on the Wall
The exciting, yet inherently superficial meaning of being one review under 100... read full review
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by romasuave
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Nov 13 '03 |
~~~~~Ode to my soon to be wife~~~~~
9 days and counting...... read full review
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by zenmachado
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Nov 27 '05 |
Now my wife is REALLY gonna think I've gone.. NUtZO (200th review)
I know this makes no sense but that cause Im on the other side of the sane fence.... read full review
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by captaind
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Dec 10 '03 |
Limerick - "There once was an old woman called Kath..."
It's a limerick. What more can I say?!?... read full review
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by captaind
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Jan 05 '07 |
Epinions Limericks
Limericks about five Epinions members I like. How bad can they be? Er... I mean, they're really good!... read full review
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by Candice923
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Apr 27 '03 |
Ode to Panties (Underwear W/O Entry)
Epinions doesn't have Victoria's Secret listed. They really should, you know.... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Aug 19 '02 |
Elmer's glue
Everybody needs a hobby.... read full review
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by captaind
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Nov 05 '03 |
Being Carl_Lazarevic
DO NOT READ THIS if you have a shred of sanity in you...... read full review
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by maggsmomm
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Oct 21 '02 |
PC 2 W/O~Do Toads Really Suck?
Don't drink with pigs, you may end up layin' with one in the morn.... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Nov 04 '02 |
Tuna
An ode to Tuna, which defines the essence of my deep feeling .... read full review
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by mind-full
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Jun 09 '02 |
“Rocking Barn”*
This is "luck-of-the-draw" style poetry. Take what you get and make something of it!... read full review
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by captaind
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May 09 '05 |
Random Rubbish...
Don't read this if you have any brains.... read full review
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by captaind
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Aug 17 '04 |
Epinions Limerick Comment-Off
Epinions Limerick... read full review
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by captaind
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Apr 02 '04 |
"Found Poem WO" entry - SHOPPING LIST
Who'd have thought a shopping list could e the basis for a great poem!??!?! Well it isn't - it's the basis for this one instead.... read full review
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by Carrathon
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Jan 17 '07 |
Confessions of a Closet Gamer
I confess: I play Dungeons and Dragons!... read full review
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by carl_lazarevic
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Nov 06 '03 |
There was a young writer named Seaman
This has been another entry to the let's all get captaind through poetry write off. ... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Aug 17 '03 |
Darkness Falls Hard on My Head-Dedicated to SORDID1
What's up is down, what's down is up. It looks to me like the bottom is at the top. (Consider that a metaphor for Epinions) ... read full review
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by WulfsDen
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Jul 11 '02 |
Where's the bunny?
It's tough living "under the paw" but bunnies are fair masters. Cruel but fair.... read full review
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by cecile1
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Mar 27 '04 |
Thoughts about you
If you don't get it, it's OK, it was the purpose of it!... read full review
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by carl_lazarevic
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Nov 08 '03 |
Hickory Dickory Dock
This has been another entry to the let's all get captaind through poetry write off.
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by proxam
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Jun 18 '02 |
NAKIT (vernaculae scottis)
Poetry in the Scottish vernacular?
Well if it was good enough for Rabbie Burns it's good enough for me.
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by Donnie013
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Jun 26 '03 |
THE DRAWER
Although many of my antics shocked my Mom, she still found the courage to encourage me to be me.
Thanks, Mom.... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Feb 10 '03 |
AN IDIOT FOR ALL SEASONS (STOCKHOLDER’S SON-IN-LAW WRITE-OFF) PART ONE
Oh my I am dizzy , my knuckles will pop!
What should be "the bottom" shows at the top!... read full review
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by Donnie013
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Apr 06 '04 |
AGING HUMOR
This was challenging but mostly fun. Thanks Jennifer for putting my mind to the test.... read full review
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by fyvel
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Jun 08 '02 |
Thanksgiving
Sorry! I couldn't help myself.... read full review
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by barakah59
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Mar 30 '04 |
Hello, HELLO may I have your attention ||| Poem Found w/o
This was a fun and creative exercise. I am glad I participated you should too.... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Jul 02 '03 |
Can’t Hide....
The bottom line is the last one you will read in this sorry poem. So big hairy deal.... read full review
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by carl_lazarevic
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Nov 06 '03 |
Mary had a little Lamb
This has been another entry to the let's all get captaind through poetry write off. ... read full review
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by cascogirl
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May 24 '06 |
The Bedbug and the Spider (Dirty Bird Poem #1)
Dirty little dittys are so immature!!! Tee hee, Im gonna tell one!... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Oct 22 '02 |
GMBB (4) Happy Birthday Granniemose from your lovin' labs
Happy Birthday from Chuckie and Whitney, who begged (literally) to be allowed to share.... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Oct 17 '02 |
PC2 W/O -A Tale of Murder and Revenge , Epilogue and moral
Murder and revenge-a cautionary tale. Caution-extreme violence!... read full review
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by proxam
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Sep 22 '03 |
From the bottom of a well
Hmmmmm... read full review
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by Rock_On
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Nov 06 '02 |
Chemistry (or something like it)
Yes, I meant for my punctuation to suck.... read full review
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by zenmachado
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Jan 24 '06 |
"I want to paint my personality, With a nice shade of Invisibility"
Make Way! Make Way! Make way for some NutZo poetry!... read full review
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by artbyjude
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Nov 14 '02 |
Lobster in chains
I like Lobster. I still hate tuna. I am neutral about trout in milk.... read full review
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by sam-pro
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Mar 03 '05 |
An Ode To Analog...The Phono Cartridge And Them Ole Hi-Tracks!
Don't throw those old phono cartridges out.
Beautiful music and fun is what Analog is all about!... read full review
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by Petra
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Jun 07 '02 |
The Internet Hamster
For all those who spend just a bit too much time talking about writing ...I present to you the first, last and only poem I've ever written.... read full review
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by Rock_On
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Oct 30 '02 |
Rocky takes a stab at poetry: "Fall"
um...I got an A on this for English?... read full review
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by Jev04again
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Apr 01 '04 |
Found Poem W/O by Jev04again (but you can call me Sunni!)
Say, have you met Lydia The Tattooed Lady? She has eyes that folks adore so... (and a torso even more so). She's Lydia The Tattooed Lady!! ... read full review
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by _haggis_
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Jun 06 '03 |
Medievally Challenged--Doc’s Medieval W/O
Rule # 1. Never write about a subject you do not understand.
Woops. I've done it again.... read full review
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by amykhar
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Jun 13 '02 |
An Ode to Not Rating A Stinker of a Review
Ever read a review that simply wasn't worth the grief of rating?... read full review
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by ace3502
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Aug 08 '02 |
My Return To Epinions!!
I'm so happy to be back in this wonderful community of people. Ah how nice it is to be reading and rating again!... read full review
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by carl_lazarevic
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Nov 05 '03 |
The Life Of David Seaman
This has been an entry to the let's all get captaind through poetry write off.... read full review
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by proxam
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Jan 20 '04 |
THE DRIP
Brrrr....... read full review
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by Granniemose
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Oct 18 '02 |
RECITATION FOR ANNEXATION - PC2 W/O
There is no bottom line... read full review
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by LILvoyce
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Mar 28 '04 |
Poem Found W/O by Lilvoyce
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~... read full review
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by kiko_cat
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Jul 10 '02 |
My friend Google
Yes, about google the search engine. Don't ask, just read and laugh!... read full review
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by Mimi369
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May 15 '03 |
Hot Stock!! Step Right Up!!
Humor poetry to honor Stockholder is priceless!!... read full review
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by a_southern_mom
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Oct 26 '03 |
An Epinions Jingle
If ridiculous rhyme, you don't find sublime,
For jingles abysmal, you need Pepto-Bismol,
If Excedrin’s your nurse for simplistic verse,
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