I Know Who Killed Me

Pros: none
Cons: inept writing, fetishistic direction, insanely bad performances

There's a scene in A Clockwork Orange, where Malcolm McDowell is forced to watch movie footage until the very sight of it makes him ill. I know exactly what that feels like. Nobody propped me up, or forced my eyelids open, but I Know Who Killed Me is ...

Pros: Visually intriguing, story is interesting.
Cons: Script is loose, the ending is a letdown, Lohan's sex scene is hilarious!

Okay, we all know Lindsay Lohan's career is in trouble. I mean, I know I do not have to go on and on with all that she has been through, much thanks to Lohan herself, not to mention her mother. Anyway, I Know Who Killed Me has become the worst movie of ...

Pros: Good premise; rare instances of good acting; funny scene with Julia Ormond during Lohan's sex
Cons: Badly executed; Lindsay's dance scene; generally bad acting; no commentary in special features

Aubrey Fleming has been abducted by a vicious serial killer, known for torturing his victims over a matter of weeks before leaving them to die. The viewers are made privy to exactly what Aubrey suffers through while the killer has possession of her. ...

Pros: An intriguing premise
Cons: A unfocused mess of a screenplay

Watching Lindsay Lohan perform on screen.... one is reminded of the late Peter Sellers. That is to say, Lohan and Sellers suffer from an identical affliction; time and again, they take scripts that are below grade. Sellers' defense was vanity and ...

Pros: Better than watching T.V.
Cons: Unrealistic, bad acting, confusing plot & incongruent

"I Know Who Killed Me" nearly received a failing grade from me; the only thing that kept me from giving it an "F" was because it had a few suspenseful moments. I have not even found an appropriate description for the movie; it seems as if the filmmaker ...

Pros: Absolutely none
Cons: EVERYTHING. The acting is bad. The cineaphotography is fair to poor. The plot is HORRIBLE.

Not even a masochist would enjoy this movie. I am amazed that anyone would make, much less show in public such a film.

Many of us left the theater in disgust after the first 30 minutes.

The show begins with a premonition of what is to come as the autopsy report of a murdered girl is partially reviewed. She was tortured while being kept conscious.

Then the heroine is kidnapped. How does close-ups of her face and hands as dry ice is pressed on to her fingers sound to you? But wait, there's more. We then get to see close-ups of the dry ice being peeled away from her blackened fingers and the blood oozing through the skin as it is ripped off because it is frozen to the dry ice. We left as a sharp instrument was approaching her fingers. The prior murdered girls had her fingers amputated "over a period of 1 to 10 days". No, we did not need to see any more.

The actress would have better spent her time making an X rated film for distribution at the local porn house.

Pros: There were no pros.
Cons: Lindsey's Sex Scenes, Her so called Pole Dance. This whole movie is a con.

I was very disappointed in this movie. Or maybe not because I kinda assumed it would be horrible with Lindsey Lohan in it. She is not a very good actress. I will never watch this movie again that is for sure.