Premium (Me) vs Regular (Dad)
Apr 21 '00
Dad drives a 1999 Suburban, I drive a 1999 Mercedes Coupe.
One day, while sitting on the back porch of our summer home in Ontario, the gas conversation got started.
"What kind of gas do you use, son?" the Lord said.
"Premium, of course." I answered.
"Son, what have I told you, its all the same stuff."
"No its not, my car runs so much better on the premium stuff"
"Who do you think made gas?" he fired at me.
"Well....you of course.....but......it just runs.....damn.....I hate these conversations."
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." he bellowed.
"So it really is all the same junk?" I asked
"Yeah, I just made a variety to test humans, its so much fun to yank their chains, ha ha ha ha ha."
"God.."
"What?" he responded.
"No, I meant, man....dad....you are a funny guy."
"Thanks, son."
JC
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