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Car Games Galore!Oct 10 '00 Write an essay on this topic.I think it is important to have a good time while you are driving. That is why I think everyone in the world should know all the driving games out there. Slug Bug This is a fairly simple game that I am sure most people have heard of. The rules are simple. If you see a bug driving on the road (your car and the bug must be running. It used to be both cars moving but stop light slug bugs are legal) then you say slug bug and the color. If you say it first you get to "Slug" the guy next to you. There are many rules like if it's red it's three punches if it's blue it is a crotch punch. But you can make those up yourself. Also if you see a bug towing another bug and you say "Double slug bug (color)(color)" Then you get to actually murder the passenger. And the cops can't do a thing! Really, it's legal to murder via slug bug rules! Believe me I have tied many a loose end with this set up. Pedidle This game is very simple. If you see a care with one headlight you say pedidle (Pee-did-il). First to say it gets to punch a someone else. Very simple, very fun. Frozen Claw This is a new game that I made up and me and my friends play often. Here in MN is gets very cold. Here is the game. The driver and the passenger both roll down the windows roll up their sleeves and stick their had out the window. If you go down the highway with this set up when it is 20 degrees or colder your hand started to hurt pretty bad. First person to give up (Pull their hand in) has to stick their hand into there pants and give their genitals the "frozen claw." This is a fun game let me tell you! Sex pionts If you go through a yellow stop light you hit the ceiling of the car and say sex points, first person who does it is actually awarded sex points*. 3 sex points for each yellow light. Shot Gun* I think this is the most important. The rules of the shotgun. For those of you who have lived in a deep hole all your lives shotgun is the passenger seat. So if three people are going to the car one of the people will have to call shotgun to ride in the front. The rules are as fallows. To call shotgun you must be out doors and the car must be in view. All the member of the car must be outside. So you can't just run out and call it will you buddy is taking a pee. However, if you call shotgun and don't say "No blitz" the other person or people may run to the car, in this case first one to the car gets the front. So calling "Shotgun no blitz" before anyone else assures you a spot. Sex points can be used as a bargaining tool to get shotgun. Giving the driver a certain amount of sex points might get you in the front. Because driver is the final law. Sex points of course must me earned, you can' just make them up. So rack up the sex points and ride up front! I hope you all learned something, and have more fun in the car! *Sex points: They are a made up "fairy dust" if you will. The more sex points you gather the more attractive you are to the opposite sex. *Shotgun: So named because the police ride with their shotguns in the passenger seat.  |
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