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A Vote For Drivinncryn Is A Vote For Yourself.Oct 08 '00 Write an essay on this topic.That's right, Drivinncryn is throwing his hat into the ring. As a true presidential mistake to start my campaign, my name is even a misspelling of my favorite band. Now, I know your asking yourself, "What can DnC (Drivinncryn) do for me?" Well, I have the answer and it is this... Provide you with another four years of entertainment. I will obtain this goal with a few simple objective: 1. Public Moonings. Every State of the Union adress will start by me mooning the camera. Public officials from other countries will get a good look at my butt before any peace talks will go on. 2. I will use my power to shave bald and paint green the Backstreet Boys. NSYNC will fall prey to a strange illness called Weoutlivedourfiteenminuteitus, which causes the to mysteriuosly disappear. 3. Make rap against the law. 4. I will make all members of Congress do an elephant walk, just for laughs. 4. Find out why Hillary Clinton doesn't have the balls to to leave a man that has cheated on her for years, of course I know the answer to that, she is riding his coat tails. 5. If Monica could fit under the desk, I will find out if I can get 3 or 4 girls under there. 6. I will invent the internet. 7. Put Chealsea out of her misery. 8. Before an public appearance I will inhale. And remember a vote for me is a vote for yourself and by this I mean a vote for me is as good as voting for yourself, or for Ralph Nadar for that point.  |
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