GOTTA BE A COW !!!
Feb 16 '00
A Gateway COW--To be exact a HOLSTEIN black and white GATEWAY COW--They give the most milk and GATEWAY follows thru by giving you the most for your money. you can not buy A GATEWAY in a store--they come from factory direct orders. AH !!! DOES THAT RING A BELL WITH YOU? --ELIMINATE THE MIDDLE MAN. Just give them a telephone jingle and tell them what you want and what you need as to memory, speed etc. etc. If you do not exactly know what you want they will be able to advise you. GO TO A COMPUTER STORE AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE SPINNING WITHIN MINUTES TRYING TO DECIDE WHICH COMPUTER IS RIGHT FOR YOU. GATEWAY builds a computer just for you. Have you heard of the saying '''HAVE IT YOUR WAY !''' It is like going to a car factory in Detroit and standing in front of a computer sonsole and pushing buttons---BLUE EXTERIOR--LEATHER BUCKET SEATS-- ELECTRIC WINDOWS--WHITE WALL TIRES, ETC. ETC. an then going to the end of the production line and seeing your car, "JUST THE WAY YOU WANT IT" , Come off of the assembly line. My cow was delivered to my "barn" in just four days in two distinctive black and white "cow-hide" boxes. When you need any techincal assistance, and believe me you will not very often, they are there with expert advice and assistance and lots of patience with you. I caught a major Trojan virus one time and had to refomate my complete system . The technichan was on the phone with me for 4 hours showing me step by step what to do. In the end I just clicked the "on" button and voila back to normal again!!! yippee I did it!!! Come on man---give GATEWAY a telephone jinkle and bring that cow home into your barn and start milking the most comprehensive information of all kinds from the WORLD WIDE INTERNET. TRUST ME ! ! ! ! THIS IS NO BULL ! ! ! !
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