Oh my God, I hate this annoying little Grape Ape. Every time I get on the computer the stupid little ape says, "Yaaaaaawn. What are you doing up so late Momma?" And cracking Potsie Webber style jokes that are not funny, and telling me the most annoying factoids that I could care less about.

Okay. What I am talking about is Bonzi Buddy. You download it from somewhere- I don't know where, my daughter got this lame thing somewhere. And then every time you get on the comp, there he comes, surfing along on his magic little air surfboard. You can make him talk. You type in what you want him to say, and then you press play, and he will phoenetically repeat what you said. Don't forget commas, and all punctuation. You must phoenetically spell out a lot of words, as he isn't too adept at actually reading.

THe hitch, as this is for free, is that you must purchase, online, additional jokes, and stories, etc., or you will be bored silly with his anecdotes after about a day. I can't imagine anyone actually paying for this loser monkey, but okay. So, I uninstalled it, and threw it out, because it was annoying me. Then my kids dad came over and downloaded it again. I hate Bonzi. Now when he comes onscreen, he greets me with "Hello I am a lame a$$ loser ape with no purpose of existence." It makes me feel a little better about having him there.



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