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Visdo's Hitchhiker's Guide Into His Brain
by elvisdo | Mar 05 '01
If you thought I was really screwed in the brain, you now have your proof.

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Re: lol (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
And you know this, Jen, because... oh yeah, you've actually seen me in action. And you're still sane after the experience?

I can just see you saying "Yuppers" right now.

The Grim Visdo
Aug 22 '01
3:06 pm PDT

lol (Reply to this comment)
by sleepyhead222
Yuppers, this is definitely the REAL you! lol

Jen
Jun 15 '01
3:20 pm PDT

Re: HEY!!! (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
O Mighty Zei Ra,

Wasn't there a cartoon named after you... Zei Ra, Princess of Power? Oh wait, that was She-Ra. But you know what, you are more than welcome to the title. ;)

Eli Visdo
- the most powerful man in the universe.... okay, so maybe in MY universe
Mar 26 '01
10:12 pm PST

HEY!!! (Reply to this comment)
by Zeira
You told me that you were really God! I'm still in shock...Ok, I know that you really are God because only he would want to live in God's country. That's how I see it any ways!

I love your ingenuity with sales people. Eli Visdo! Priceless!

Hugs!
Sharlene

PS. Think it would work with Zei Ra ?


Mar 25 '01
7:42 pm PST

HEY!!! (Reply to this comment)
by Zeira
You told me that you were really God! I'm still in shock...Ok, I know that you really are God because only he would want to live in God's country. That's how I see it any ways!

I love your ingenuity with sales people. Eli Visdo! Priceless!

Hugs!
Sharlene

PS. Think it would work with Zei Ra ?


Mar 25 '01
7:40 pm PST

Re: *much laughter* (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Here's the scary thing: I'm actually quite tame compared to some of the even nuttier folks on this site. Now there's a scary thought.

Evil Eli
Mar 23 '01
7:03 am PST

*much laughter* (Reply to this comment)
by jkkelley
Nice work. This shows me that no matter how nutty I might like to think I am, I'm really quite tame. I must launch immediate efforts to bend my mind some more. Now see what you've gone and done.

Howdy from not too terribly far south of the border, and looking forward to reading more.

jk
Mar 22 '01
11:59 pm PST

Re: Hey+Freak+Boy+Morris (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
and I have two words for you, Lady Bijou

Oh wait, it's not meant for pubic display ;)

Sir Visdo
xxx

p.s. get well soon because the weekend has our name on it
Mar 22 '01
6:56 am PST

Hey Freak Boy Morris (Reply to this comment)
by Bijou
I have two words for you, Sir Visdo

Central Park

Bijou
*Proud Sponsor of the Nude Olympics*


xxx


p.s. The Demon Author is kinda cute...when he is insulting the Grim One, especially. ;)
Mar 21 '01
11:37 am PST

Re: Re: Hey Freak Boy (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Mistress B,

No, The Demon Author has no clue about the existence of one said Chinese Oracle. Hey, he doesn't need to know EVERYTHING. After all ,this is a guy who thinks he can peek into Bijou's toybox before the Grim One. What's up with that?

mental note: must inflict lots of pain on The Demon Author

And the phone bill has begun... once again.

The Dark Prince
xxx
Mar 17 '01
2:22 pm PST

Re: You are nuts!! (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
vision,

Just make sure that there is a lifeguard present who isn't too afraid to come after me if I venture too far out. I know of one that has Dark Mistress written all over her.

Evil Eli
Mar 17 '01
2:19 pm PST

Re: Hey Freak Boy (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Who you calling Freak Boy, A-ssmunch? You're the one who has a walking clone wandering around the city. What's that? That's your twin bro? Great, one of you was bad enough. I'll see you on the volleyball court, dude. Prepare to be slaughtered.

Evil Eli
Mar 17 '01
2:16 pm PST

Re: It's time... (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Funny you should mention that, Pam. I have been thinking of another write off topic myself lately. Has everyone fully recovered from the last Elvisdo WO? Speak now or forever hold your piece.

Visdo, the Former PM
Mar 17 '01
2:11 pm PST

Re: This is a weird delight (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Peter,

I thank you...
and I thank you...
and I thank you...
and guess what?
I thank you as well.

And keep sending that e-mail to me. I'm sure it will reach me after it has its fun in internet limbo.

Eli of Visdo
Mar 17 '01
2:08 pm PST

Re: Hey Freak Boy (Reply to this comment)
by Bijou
Hmm...

Did you tell the Demon Author about the Chinese Oracle? Or is he still begging to peek in Bijou's Toybox. Boys.

Visdo, Let the Phone Bill Begin!

The Mistress
xxx
Mar 16 '01
5:25 pm PST

Hey Freak Boy (Reply to this comment)
by fifteenman
I knew it, I knew one day you would snap but to do it in public is so like you. Man, you still surprise me after all these years. It must be the coif. There's some kind of Chinese voodoo magic going on in that noggin' of yours.

The Demon Author
Mar 15 '01
8:17 pm PST

It's time... (Reply to this comment)
by pambo
...for us to do another great writeoff. you've been spending much too much time alone up there in the snow.
pam
Mar 15 '01
8:16 pm PST

Re: All I have ever asked for (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Ah, but you see Sloucho buddy, if everyone revealed their inner insanity, Epinions would definitely have to shut down and there wouldn't be a place to house all these nutcases.

What's that? I'm the only nutcase?

Fruit Loop Visdo
- spitting in the wind and stepping on Superman's cape
Mar 14 '01
10:05 pm PST

All I have ever asked for (Reply to this comment)
by Sloucho
. . . from multi-persona-ed folk is a guidebook explaining the various personae. Why can't all the chimeras of epinions give us the inside scoop like this? Fun piece.
Mar 14 '01
9:36 am PST

Re: (sob!) (sniff!) (whimper!) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Okay, AJ, I'll give you that one. You definitely beat me in that area. ;)

The Semi-Insane One
Mar 14 '01
7:09 am PST

(sob!) (sniff!) (whimper!) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
Suddenly, I feel so plain and boring! I can never measure up to you when it comes to multiple personalities!

HowEVER (gloat! gloat!), when it comes to the manifestation of insanity, I stalk circles around you! :oP
Mar 12 '01
4:27 pm PST

Re: psychotic (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Yeah, well.. well... you too!!

damn

The Grim One
- was hoping to respond with a one word rebuttal
Mar 10 '01
10:09 am PST

psychotic (Reply to this comment)
by dark_camelot
~ dark_camelot
Mar 09 '01
4:47 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Three Hours Ago... (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Dark Mistress with that Plato Touch,

Has anyone ever told you that your mind resembles a train wreck?

Hmmm, that would explain why these always this huge collision in my mind whenever I try to solve this problem:

Train Bijou from Eastern USA is travelling at 120 mph going from point A to D. Train Basque from Western Canada is travelling at 125 mph from point D to A. At some point, their worlds must meet at point XXX. How long will it take before such a meeting will take place?

As you can see, my mind just goes blank trying to figure it out. My only guess is... that flying is safer. ;)

Fruit Loop Visdo
- who is Magically Delicious
Mar 08 '01
4:36 pm PST

Re: Re: Three Hours Ago... (Reply to this comment)
by Bijou
Fruit Loop Visdo,

Has anyone ever told you that your mind resembles a train wreck? No? Hmmm...

As for the fruit, I am loyal only to the fruit-wielding Basque, who knows how to manage sticky, juice trails from squeezed berries, oranges and perhaps mango. Anyone else is simply a Nightmare.

Bijou, the Sandbox Philosopher
xxxx
Mar 08 '01
1:26 pm PST

Re: Three Hours Ago... (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Busty B,

All I have to do is dangle that carrot in front of you and you keep coming back for more. Well, it's not exactly a carrot but something sure is dangling. ;) The World of Visdo offers you a lifetime pass. It's a once in a life time opportunity. The choice is up to you whether you which to play in my own twisted version of the infamous "Sandbox".

And I don't need any voodoo magic. Just a Nightmare and some fruit will do.

Fruity As A Loon Visdo
Mar 08 '01
6:20 am PST

Re: Vewy intewesteeng.. (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Mark,

This Cthulhu is nothing compared to the power of the Demon Prince. By Crom, I swear that I will eliminate all these pretenders to the throne... Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy... yes, they shall all feel my wrath.

Acthul, Your Supreme Lord and Master
- but he still serves the Mistress
Mar 08 '01
6:14 am PST

Three Hours Ago... (Reply to this comment)
by Bijou
I said I would go finish my homework and rest. I did my homework but some strange force lured me back into the World of Visdo like an Unholy Beacon. What is it about this strange land that attracts me? Could it be that voodoo doll of the Mistress you have under your pillow??

Brain Freeze Bijou
(next time, watch where Chas sticks his pin, will you??)

xxx
Mar 07 '01
8:09 pm PST

Vewy intewesteeng.. (Reply to this comment)
by annexation
Lord Acthul..

.. any relation to Cthulhu?

Way cool read, my multi-faceted friend.

-Mark
Mar 07 '01
8:21 am PST

Re: Which personality is the genius? (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
Monkey,

Who says I've identified anything with myself? It's all an illusion. But you did correctly identify the evil genius part. After all, do you see any sane person creating superweapons of mass destruction?

Oh man. The Great and Powerful Vis!!! and yet another is born This one is literally going to go to my head. So from one Leo to another, it's great to see you again.

The Evil Wizard of Vis
Mar 06 '01
10:40 pm PST
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