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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i jus gotta say striahgt north oakland, b!tch!
reppin the 510 since i was only 3
spittin rhymes on the corner for a small fee
i was the best emcee in kindergarten
now i spit it at madison square gardens
everyone wannna haear my flows
im the one the grammy awards chose
no one can compare my style is rare
b!tches run up but run away scared
evry time i spit the concerts sell out
faster than light is the speed of my mouth
sayin every thing yall 'fraid to say
i fight the critics w/ one hand and keep the haters at bay
critics try to compare and contrast
they get lost in my floes i just spit it too fast!
they wanna see how i live, they come to my home
knock first wen u enter cuz yo mom's givin me dome
peace 510 babay!!
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Dec 27 '02
1:01 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i jus gotta say striahgt north oakland, b!tch!
reppin the 510 since i was only 3
spittin rhymes on the corner for a small fee
i was the best emcee in kindergarten
now i spit it at madison square gardens
everyone wannna haear my flows
im the one the grammy awards chose
no one can compare my style is rare
b!tches run up but run away scared
evry time i spit the concerts sell out
faster than light is the speed of my mouth
sayin every thing yall 'fraid to say
i fight the critics w/ one hand and keep the haters at bay
critics try to compare and contrast
they get lost in my floes i just spit it too fast!
they wanna see how i live, they come to my home
knock first wen u enter cuz yo mom's givin me dome
peace 510 babay!!
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Dec 27 '02
1:01 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i jus gotta say striahgt north oakland, b!tch!
reppin the 510 since i was only 3
spittin rhymes on the corner for a small fee
i was the best emcee in kindergarten
now i spit it at madison square gardens
everyone wannna haear my flows
im the one the grammy awards chose
no one can compare my style is rare
b!tches run up but run away scared
evry time i spit the concerts sell out
faster than light is the speed of my mouth
sayin every thing yall 'fraid to say
i fight the critics w/ one hand and keep the haters at bay
critics try to compare and contrast
they get lost in my floes i just spit it too fast!
they wanna see how i live, they come to my home
knock first wen u enter cuz yo mom's givin me dome
peace 510 babay!!
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Dec 27 '02
1:01 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
ur just made cuz ur stupid @ss keeps gettin caught doin sh!t. whata p_ssy @ss b!tch!
didnt yo mama tell u not to lie
yo rhymes are weak, mine are hi-fi
my rhymes are original, yo sh!t is borrowed
ill get head from ur mom for a quarter tomorrow
maybe you think im eminem's ho
im just the lyric police and you f_ckin stole!
im goin on vacation for a while
then ill see how many words you stole from 8 MILE
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Dec 24 '02
9:47 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
mother f*cker you only came up with one rhyme just s*hut the f*uck up you act like your yonger then djtooquick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well atleast i can come up with my own s*hit da den da da tho shut the f*uck up
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Dec 24 '02
7:52 am PST
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Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
at least i make up my own sh!t
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Dec 23 '02
6:52 pm PST
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Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
start rapin and get off eminems nuts ok
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Dec 23 '02
6:31 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
I wasnt talkin about that stupid @ss steven segal line
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Dec 22 '02
10:46 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
oh yeah, big difference "legal" and "legally"
wutever
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Dec 22 '02
10:45 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
by the way im 18, u little ho
i jus thot your dum @ss woud like to know
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Dec 22 '02
10:36 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
f*uck you dumb b*itch i didnt take s*hit from eminem!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah he did say i'll take your a*ss on jerry springer and beat your a*ss legally not legal and he never said steven segal stupid b*itch you cant even come up with tight s*hit so keep talkin and quit rhyming
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Dec 22 '02
1:23 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
Blankshadow, you are a scumbag! You keep takin lines from Eminem. What a b!tch! Make your own sh!t up, you little p_ssy! First the Feather pillow line and now the Jerry Springer one! F_ck you man!
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Dec 22 '02
10:28 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
yeah mother f*uckers you cant touch this i'll always come back with s*h*i*t i'am rapin against two maybe three mother f*uckers right now and still no damage has been done djtooquicks a little b*i*t*c*h just like you ya4jojo what ever the f*u*c*k your screen name is b*i*t*c*h a*ss n*i*g*g*as.
I'll temprallerly beat your a*ss as if it was done by steven segal,
take your a*ss on jerry springer three weeks later and beat your a*ss legal then to top it off i'll run you over with a stolen buick regal.
pick you up and smack you so hard your vision will go blurry and wont be able to see well.
your rhymes are worst then hell f*u*c*k it i'am not going to explain your only twelve.
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Dec 21 '02
3:56 pm PST
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: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i"ll take you on a spin around the clock have it stop at 12:00 on the dot have you hangin from the hand at the bottem to the top.
swingin at you hit u with a left in your forehead then a right in the same spot.
have you swingin till you get mixedup and find yourself in a knot.
check it next dope white rappers album you get you'll soon find out their my lyrics you just bought.
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Dec 21 '02
3:33 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
rapins my game i do it for life so f*u*c*k you, eminem, and obie trice.
your rhymes are so wack they remind me of an add for fisher price. did ya know your mama sucks dick really nice.
so
f*u*c*k you i'am down with the roca fella crew i thought you knew n*i*gg*a f*u*c*k you,
you f*u*c*k*i*n rap like you dont know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont wanna have to slap you and knock you back on track then snatch you off again.
cause i'll do it like that.
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Dec 21 '02
3:24 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
actually my f_ckin name isnt ryan
u jus needed to make sh!t up to rhyme w/ cryin
try usin real words to make yo flow bettah
my rhymes are final cut yo sh!t is version beta
u think u blingin but u got no dam cheddah
yo chains are plastic not even metal
u tried to flow quick noow u wearin a cast
im a light speed rhymer i spit it fast
past the limit like a ferrari
ill whoop yor sorry @ss unless u say sorry
i show no f_ckin mercy wen we fite to the deth
ill survie but yull have a bullet in yo chest
yo raps are so ancient you still wear a family crest
to rep yo hood like u good
but you'll never beat the best
blankshadow says his record is 1-0
f_ckin liar lost every match, i just didnt post
every one knows that any one could beat this ho
djtoquick u better post if u agree w/ me
blankshadow is a b!tch, im the king of all u can see
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Dec 21 '02
11:51 am PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
I beat djtooquicks a*s*s now who else wants to step!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
--------------defeated 1--------lost 0------------
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Dec 19 '02
5:38 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
I dont steal I borrow talk s*h*i*t and check this link tommarrow.
dont be scared i'am the leader you just follow.
i just wrote this and your mom just swallowed.
i got my roca wear chain hangin low when your your mom gets down, set, and ready to blow.
she does it nice and slow, she starts at the top and then down below man i'll tell ya what a hoe.
your rhymes aint worth a dollar yo,
f*u*c*k it i'am out the doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 19 '02
4:32 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
your *ss takin this sh!t out of proportion
jus cuz i made your mom need an abortion
don need 2 be racist jus cuz ur white
yo *ss got slapped by obie trice
don tell me u don noe who that is
ur probably 2 buzy drinkin ur own jitz
u need to shut up cuz u rap like a lil kid
yo mama was an auction, i made my bid
now shes gettin a c-section
jus cuz she rode my erection
yo *ss is still a f*ckin virgin
sittin here readin my rhymes and jerkin
u need to go to the brothel and get a chick
so you can finally use that teeny *ss dick
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Dec 19 '02
3:45 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
ya4jojo16--------------get off djtooquicks nuts holy s*h*i*t
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Dec 18 '02
4:19 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i flow like 2pac in this b*i*t*c*h i'am ghostly if we ever got in a fight remember you'd never reach me to choke me.
your rhymes are sloppy you'll never be able to drop me you'll never be able to stop me, look at yours and then me,
i'am the craziest MC you'll ever see.
your s*h*i*t's so messy you can barely read.
now drop down and kiss MY feet.
you a n*i*g*g*a remember i'll hang ya, wip ya, and leave you beat, yeah i'am racist we'll be on the bus and i'll make you sit in the back seat.
what did i just tell ya get down and kiss my feet.....
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Dec 18 '02
3:12 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
hey djtooquick this is for you its not over...
I make your mom suck my dick from the back to the tip with one big lick, that might sound sick but your moms pretty tight for a black chick.
she be callin me "old saint nick its a maising how your a white boy with a great big dick"
she said one day when she was givin me head,
f*u*c*k it, it was in your bed s*h*i*t i bet right now you feel like a fool and you thought that s*h*i*t was drool.
i'am telling you this ane time quit rapin and stick to school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah b*i*t*c*h this is blackshadow and you thought this s*h*i*t was over???????????no!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 17 '02
5:39 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
yay4jojo16--------i was just representing eminem is that a crime but now you did it here we go--
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now i'am going old school brass nuckles snatch your own belt off ya swing it around and hit
you with the buckle till it swings and wraps around your neck and suffacates you!!!!!!!!!!
I'll smack a hoe dont f*u*c*k around you'll be in a garbage can in the back of amaco.
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Dec 17 '02
5:20 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
blank shadow you got that feather pillow line off eminem... that aint cool>? you plagiarizin b*tch, im tha schoolbus.. ill take u to skool
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Dec 17 '02
5:02 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i jus wanna say major props 2 u djto0quick.. that sh!t was off tha heezy. lol
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Dec 17 '02
4:27 pm PST
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Pretty Cool and Helpful... Check out what i made up (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
Very helpful... I like the raps.. Funny, too.
I made up:
So, you think you’re doper on da mike
/ son I'll make you choke and we don't even need to fight /
these words are sufficient / your lryics are deficient /
I step to you like a man on a mission
/ to show you're cracker. Now you the slave, ho and im the master.
Maybe ill give this dawg a bone .
ill give him a shot to beat the skills ive shown
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Dec 17 '02
4:21 pm PST
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: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
I spit my rhymes one word at a time let you pass me up and spit at you from behind run up on you going 55 and stop on a dime.
you act like the computers life i dont have the time.
to busy making crime like when i picked up your mom, f*u*c*k*e*d and raped her threw her out and left her behind i dont know what i was thinking i guess i was out of my mind.
my raps like god believe and i'll show you a sign man your only 12 years old why i'am i waisting my time.
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Dec 17 '02
2:53 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
whats the matter did i make your mind sink into the ground where it cant be found yeah shut the f*u*c*k up and dont make a sound before these words start to hit you pound for pound leave layin prayin someone will be there to help you on your feet and off the ground but guess what it's only me i want you to understand get off my meat before i throw you in the trunk behind the seat take you across the border and leave you their so stay b*i*t*c*h and thats a order.
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Dec 15 '02
7:20 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i hit it, i smash it, and i crush it cause you dont know how i do when i do it cause i spit fluied when i do it i tell you this for your own benifit your s*h*i*t was wack as hell especaily when you only wrote 20 percent of it. i'll never stop rhyming just like i'll never stop with your mom grinding play times over b*i*t*c*h now stop your whining.
you rap like u never had p*u*s*s*y before maybe you learned to stay clean when your mom became a hore your rap is a bore but reading my s*h*i*t will make your eyes sore intill you go crazy and hit the floor sink down intill you reach the earths core,
burning your a*s*s to the bone you better watch your tone little boy so whatcha getting for christmas a f*ckin toy well i'am santa clause lil boy so listen up before you start to annoy,
i be comming down your moms chimmney once a year i warn ya now so you dont walk in and start to tear so now all you gots to worry about is your mom running away with me and leaving you this year.
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Dec 15 '02
7:07 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
are you afraid of a blade made of a razer with aids blood dripin from it rippen your stomach up from the waist up.
you talk alot of junk but you was never i'll though i'am strong enought to beat you with a feathered pillow,
tipped over some cows for a joke and a laugh jumped up choked a giraffe snaped his neck and broke it in half,
theres a demon here i'am steaming this year i'll rip your voice box out and scream in your ear,
its not a gimmick trick its a image i live it give a damn i dont no what a damn is to give it i dont think this man is well i'am high as hell i'll beat you with a live cat while i'am swinging it by its tail.
i'll swing at you with a spiked bat cut your neck off and glue your head right back and leave you like that.
i'am willing to take a hammer and beating your knees and walk around downtown saint paul bleeding in jeans still not to be caught even after i repeatedly show up to the scene.
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Dec 15 '02
5:31 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
f*ck u talkin about i got a license to flow more like a mouth wide open to blow, swallowing so much cum make your brain cells low,
i'am telling you man if you dont stop now your going to force me to put you on sell have u trianed to come at a sound of a bell,
sit boy good i'am telling ya just try to cross my hood,
why do you even try look at u your hole entire life is lie you cant spit rhymes you just midaswell die!!!!!!!!!!
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Dec 15 '02
1:49 pm PST
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Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
how are you ganna say something lil kid your 12 years old i'll f*** your little sister and not call it rape cause my were closed.
sometimes i write in gold cause i know u like it cold when night time comes and your daddy makes your butt cheeks unfold in and out in and out without a dought that s*h*i*t makes you shout.
yeah u little faget now u know what its all about.
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Dec 15 '02
5:28 am PST
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try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
try ta step to this i dare ya, see ya in the street i'll kill ya. lift you and drop ya to the ground face down so fast make ya think your spinning around see what i be saying just shut up and dont make a sound just put your keyboard down i'am allready making u look like a clown with a frown slap you around like your mom made her fall on on her knees to give this dick what it needs, should of never let her do it cause now she wont leave, i'am beggin this b**** to get off her knees so tell her for me please.
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Dec 14 '02
11:50 am PST
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KILLAH (Reply to this comment)
by ny_kid
dog ya'll cats are pussys/
ia have you on my block salen girl scout cookeis/
matterfac"dog ia bone ya mam and make you watch/
now you in a trans dog call the cops/
i'a have you in a class called flows on fanics/
and my dicks long dog bout the size of onix/
forget a park freestyl dog i'm tryin a get fame/
and if yo crew suck dog i'll send shot to ya fream/
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Nov 07 '02
1:13 pm PST
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Re: Re: u guys r jokers! (Reply to this comment)
by mc_rymes
You fools cant free style cause u N!**** are done dogie style, All of you cant F*** wit me cause i see your b**** a** on T.V
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Jun 19 '02
10:08 pm PDT
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Re: Re: u guys r jokas! (Reply to this comment)
by mc_rymes
You fools cant free style cause u N!ggaz are done dogie style, ya'll cant F*** wit me cause i see your b**** a** on T.V
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Jun 19 '02
10:05 pm PDT
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Re: you guys aint no thang (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
back up a second son
you're sweatin sarcasm, kid
I know those rhyme don't stack up
to a damn thing the Wu did
but if you wanna battle me in hea
son you better think twice
because passin me the mic
is like rollin the dice
I'm a master of ceremonies
with a disasterous flow
I only lose my rhythm method
when my girlfriend's off birth control
so don't come up in my section
claimin that you the shit
'cause I'll break you off a record
that might as well be a hit
done
monkey
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May 15 '02
3:16 pm PDT
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Word up. (Reply to this comment)
by phixed
All right Monkey, It's your turn...
Now go like Ghonnerea, and burn, baby burn.
-Adam
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Apr 25 '01
12:49 pm PDT
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Oustanding and original review... (Reply to this comment)
by NFP
...that has illuminated (somewhat) this stuck in the 60s kinda guy, know what I'm sayin', homes?
I loved the junior high principal Frazier rap, and the advice to write it all down before making it up.
Excellent, Marty. A great read.
nick
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Apr 13 '01
9:21 am PDT
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by Chris_Maverick
That was easily the funniest thing I have read in a long long time.Really, it made my day.
Thankyou,
-Mav
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Apr 12 '01
8:49 pm PDT
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Re: The+Grasshopper+Bows+to+the+Master (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Alright, Mark, just 'cos it's you, I'll give ya a little time to get down the flow. But I'll expect a full epinion in rhyme in a month or so.
monkey
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Apr 12 '01
11:05 am PDT
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Re: Uh-oh,+soundz+lyke+Da+Monkey+wantz+ta+BATTLE! (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Aw, sh!t, c. Ya'll gon make me lose my mind up in hea. Up in hea. Keep slangin'.
monkey
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Apr 12 '01
11:04 am PDT
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Re: not+specific+to+this+epinion,+but... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
There was info in this epinion?? Damn, somebody forgot to tell me. Oh well, better luck next time.
monkey
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Apr 12 '01
11:02 am PDT
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Re: my+rhymes (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Yeah Boyeeeeeeee.
monkeyfunk
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Apr 12 '01
11:01 am PDT
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The Grasshopper Bows to the Master (Reply to this comment)
by Hard_To_Please
djrepulsemonkeyb-
Unfortunately, my initial urge to write my comment in rap quickly evaporated as I quickly realized I don't have any innate talent for the greatly underappreciated art of stringing together a bunch of phat words into a phunky phresh phrase. I have decided to visit your review nightly until I have absorbed the full wisdom of your tutorial and will call you at your office once I have scribed a piece worthy of your masterful ear!...Mark
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Apr 03 '01
5:34 pm PDT
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Uh-oh, soundz lyke Da Monkey wantz ta BATTLE! (Reply to this comment)
by churst
UH OH! So whacha gonna do now?
UH OH! Dat churst-brutha done stepped in da house now!
UH OH! Sucka MCz be dropping facefirst to da ground!
UH OH! Sucka DJz smiles done turned into permament frownz!
Cuz dat churst-brutha got no equal when it comes to causing stress
His records sell faster than Exlax at a pants-crapping contest,
His vocals hit harder than Marcus Camby swinging at his coach,
Cuz when it comes to droppin' sucks you know churst be doing dat da most!
{and much much more in the same vein of thought...} - Craig
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Apr 02 '01
9:27 am PDT
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not specific to this epinion, but... (Reply to this comment)
by emptywishes
your writing style reminds me of buddyhead.com... good information with the perfect mixture of both wit and sarcasm. rock on.
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Apr 01 '01
10:50 am PDT
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my rhymes (Reply to this comment)
by HappySlappy
I'm thumpin chickens in the beak cuz I likes to hear em sqeak/
My nats is hangin from your face like a doily drippin lace/
I'm eatin rabbits with my fingers and yappin like a freek/
Like osteoperosis I'm all makin your bones brittle and sh!t/
word up
happyslappy
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Mar 31 '01
1:40 pm PST
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Re: A+little+ignorance+will+get+you+everywhere (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hmmm... I always thought that was the birth of skat... though I could've sworn I heard him say "Now what you hear is not a test, I'm rappin' to the beat." somewhere in between all the skibbity-wee-bops.
monkey
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Mar 31 '01
10:03 am PST
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Re: "Yes, kids, the only way to win is to cheat. " (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
You can quote me all you want, Vis-dogg (but I don't know if it'll do you any good...)
monkey
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Mar 31 '01
10:00 am PST
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Re: But+if+you+lied+about+ (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
I don't know what you're talking about. Tell no one you've been here.
monkey
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Mar 31 '01
9:58 am PST
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Re: Drop+the+bass (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Shi-yat, Mark, I'm bobbin' my head just readin' that flow, dogg. Tell you what, you can be the front man for D & I's production company. What do ya say?
monkeyMCscallmesire
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Mar 31 '01
9:57 am PST
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Re: Good+Epinion (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
That's nice to know, BJ, since I'm not sure if I understand it myself. Thanks for readin'.
monkey
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Mar 31 '01
9:55 am PST
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Re: My+Oh+My (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
You'd be surprised at how FEW ladies pick up on the monkey. I usually get propositioned by the baboons.
monkey
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Mar 31 '01
9:54 am PST
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Re: Rhyming (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Yeah, the whole concept of Crazy Town makes me laugh out loud. I guess a rap/rock/boy band hybrid was the next logical step in pop music...
sigh.
monkey
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Mar 31 '01
9:52 am PST
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Re: Yea.. (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
No talent? no rhythm? Hell, D, you could give Puff Daddy a run for his money. Just let the monkey write all your rhymes and you find the MCs to spit 'em out on the mic.
This could be the beginning of something BIG.
monkey
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Mar 31 '01
9:51 am PST
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A little ignorance will get you everywhere (Reply to this comment)
by Arazim
(or at least into the White House)
I would have thought that a true historian such as yerself would be aware that credit for the origination of freestylin is usually given to Misters Jagger & Richard for their work on the song "You Can't Always Get the Monkey You Want."
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Mar 30 '01
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"Yes, kids, the only way to win is to cheat. " (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
May I quote you on that when they haul my sorry little carcass to the slammer?
The Grim One
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Mar 29 '01
9:35 pm PST
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But if you lied about (Reply to this comment)
by Sloucho
. . . the office and the nickname, does that mean that you aren't, in fact, the greatest freestyle rapper ever? And if you're not the greatest, what does that make you? Third? Seventh? I must know.
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Mar 29 '01
12:20 pm PST
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Drop the bass (Reply to this comment)
by annexation
Ahight, monkey. Your whack-a*s flow skillz got me trippin. I'ma get inspired up in hea. Put the mic in my palm while I be droppin' the bomb:
You can't pace me, nuggah, I'm a turbo jet /
Rockin live all tha time gettin b*tches wet /
And ain't no one 'round gonna keep me down /
Cuz I'm too phat for that- uh yeeeeah
Lockin' that beat like'ah disco freak /
I do dirty deeds and I do'em dirt cheap /
The thumpin and'ah bumpin's in full effect /
From the mac MC you'd expect no less- b*tches
So throw yo hands up in the ai'yeah /
And shake that sh*t like ya just don't cay'yeah /
Free flow style comes from ya' brain /
You wanna make'ah mark, gotta be insane
Word.
You can learn alot from a monkey.
VH
-Mark
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Mar 29 '01
9:35 am PST
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Good Epinion (Reply to this comment)
by bjcuevas
My son is into this stuff and I honestly understood the review. Thanks for sharing. BJ
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Mar 29 '01
5:32 am PST
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My Oh My (Reply to this comment)
by SeraphofHades
Are you that tough on ladies who try to pick you up?!
: ) Jo Ann
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Mar 29 '01
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Rhyming (Reply to this comment)
by flamepillar
It was funny that you mentioned rhyming and right at the same time, Crazy Town "Butterfly" comes on the radio. Considering that the words rhyme in that song it turned out pretty good anyway though. Cuz I can't sleep I can't hold still, only thing I really knowishegot ssssexxx appeal, I love how he slows down just a tad like that on the word "sex", I laugh everytime I hear that line for some reason. Later~
flamepillar
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Mar 28 '01
5:52 pm PST
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Yea.. (Reply to this comment)
by ObiWanJabroni
RE -- The nonsense rhymes; after careful deliberation, I've decided that I should become a producer.
I don't have talent, I don't have rhythym, I don't have any knowledge of music, but I can shout a lot and that means I'll be on the cover of The Source by June, at the latest.
And I'll assign your following rhyme to whom would spit it best, the GZA --
“Dirty diapers/
Set your house on fire/
Don’t get bit by vipers/
Children get hyper/
Take your Ritalin/
I like my women playing fiddle.”
Then Busta Rhymes pops in with the second shot --
"When punks step up I be like hoo hoo hah/
Hey nonny nonny doo doo dip doo daw/
Words I spitty ditty get laid down like law/
If you got a problem, you can fee fie faw/
I don’t make any sense but I still keep it raw”
Then we all shout out to our respective crew and I say how I'll be representin' tha dirty, dirty till I'm 230, 30, and demand songwriting credit for my line which will no doubt become a catchphrase in no time.
Expect your royalty check soon....D
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Mar 28 '01
5:36 pm PST
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