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Monkey, Teach Me How to Freestyle Rap
by repulsemonkey | Mar 28 '01
The essential guide to freestyle rapping, the monkey way.

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How To Rap (Reply to this comment)
by teddunsten
Check out this book -

How to Rap - http://www.amazon.com/How-Rap-Art-Science-Hip-Hop/dp/1556528167

http://www.howtorapbook.com
Nov 12 '09
3:42 pm PST

Hilarious (Reply to this comment)
by teddunsten
Very funny writing, made me crack up! Also dropping some ill knowledge in there as well - props


Dope Hip-Hop books –

Check The Technique http://www.waxfacts.com
Can’t Stop Won’t Stop http://www.cantstopwontstop.com
How To Rap http://www.howtorapbook.com
Classic Material http://www.o-dub.com/classic/classic.html
Jul 21 '09
5:49 pm PDT

Step 2 Me-It's My Turn (Reply to this comment)
by missy-lynn
I've Been Writtin For a Long Time but I Rarely get into a studio To Do it only off the top of ma head But when I Write it's hot so now i don't write anymore when i'm feelin it i jus stop what ever i'm duin and spit ma verse so i won't forget it so if i'm hot when i write i kno ima be blazzin when i Really start freestyle straight from ma mind 2 Mic. I can't wait till i'm on Rap City's Mic.

U Nigg*s Think you Did some damage well the damage just begun /Questionin ma skillz is like playin russian roulette with a fully loaded gun /Amatures will spit one verse and think the whole job is done/ But i wont stop till the fat lady sings the pledge of allegence /And ma flow so sick it'll make yo mind flinch /An u always gone be behind me so u mize well not exsist /So there's no reason to open yo mouth unless you bout to eat me out B!tch! /Little Nice Princess They say naw she aint raw she fakin it /so i poured ma thoughts into a cup an satan spit up drinkin it /An while b!ches be haitin, It's money i'll be makin /And jus like Betty Crocker I'ma be the one thats cakin /And If U Think This is the end of me then B!tch U is mastakin
~Missy-Lynn~
Jul 09 '08
11:17 pm PDT

Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by hoslaya
yea u suk
Sep 12 '06
11:36 am PDT

help mehh! (Reply to this comment)
by nextpimp718
imma new mc
tryin to get my demo cd
strated to rhyme last week
nd am already showin my hard work
it might be bad enought to laugh
but imma get it done to make u my staff

its the new mickey d that will make u forget ur speed

slowness is urz so don't speed or u will get beat

latzzz
Jun 28 '06
11:18 am PDT

rappa by nature (Reply to this comment)
by jwrecka
i first started writin rhymes in da middle of 2006 im only 16 and i learned real quick just a couple a months and i got a lot betta cuz my home boy steve henderson helped me out and
whenever now im tryin ta get betta, at freestlyin off a da top a my dome so one day i can make an album and start ridin on chrome wit dem blades choppin fast and my grill shinin bright ill light up da sky when da sun goes down at night know what im sayin, aint dat everybodys dream ta be all iced out and have gold and plat on your teeth now im bout tired of talkin bout me so if yall like my sh!t hit me back and holla at me
Jun 18 '06
9:00 am PDT

holla at me (Reply to this comment)
by jwrecka
If anybody want plex wit me go ahead and bring it you can start swingin words but you gon keep on missin so pay atention and listen to da wordz dat im listin i might be 16 but ima keep on dissin just started rapin a couple months ago im already good
Jun 04 '06
4:59 pm PDT

texaz music (Reply to this comment)
by jwrecka
I alwayz stay fresh like that boy bow wow somethin like a king so come and bow down i rep san antone just like lil kin boyz already know dat im betta dan dem so any body wanna contest yall best believe im da best call me livola cuz im programed ta wreck and when i wreck da mic i wreck fakes and frauds dis goes out to all you boyz who thank they all hard
Jun 03 '06
1:26 pm PDT

Re: Re: Re: interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by jwrecka
i read yo crap and fereal its whack you need ta get off this sight cuz boy you cant rap stop actin hard you cant freestyle at all ill expose you like tha fraud you are you say you smoke you say you gotta gun you try ta scare boyz and say they gon run but its you dats gon run cuz i just made you look dumb i just exposed you dats it im done
Jun 03 '06
1:03 pm PDT

Guess Whos Back (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
Whats up everyone?. damn i been gone forever. well where’s the competition at?
May 17 '06
11:09 pm PDT

OH! (Reply to this comment)
by queenofbitchez
I get it now. Thanks
May 04 '06
8:41 pm PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by big_g_87
Yo blizzard, you think you’re a f*ckin MC wizard?
I’m f*ckin you up single-handedly, I’m bleedin the lizard
ya cant beat me, i eat pu55ies like you when i get up
if ya wanna bring it on, we can push tht muthaf*ckin bet up
rasie tha stakes nigg@, whats ya beef?
when ya mum gives ya head, shes jus bringin ya teeth
i bring waves, an im tidal, im a natural disaster
fear for me is primal, cuz ya cant own tha master
You still claim ya the greater, but I am and don’tcha forget
I put ya dick in a grater and couldn’t fill a baguette
If ya can’t stand the heat, step outta tha kitchen
Cuz I’m tha big dogg, an am f*ckin b!tchin’
yeah nigg@ you aint hot enough to battle rap
cat got ya tongue n tied it up in a cattle trap
drop the f*ckin act, the mic and ya gun
cuz you just been taken, in more ways than one
Dec 05 '05
4:29 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by blizzardz
hey u dick head u call ur self big_g
ur not a muther f*cken mc
this battle is interesting u c b coz me and u just keep bouncing back in the end it is gunna result with sum sounds like crack
step back man coz ur just burrying urself
mate ur gunna get smacked down if u dont quit
yea now u no my my rhymes can go far
they travel faster then u if u boosted that car
i think we could dominate this sh*t but ofcourse we could beat evry mutha round here
we could be on top like the kings of hip-hop
so mister big_g do u really live in the hood coz if u did u would no u dont cross the line coz this area is mine
now wot u got to say
coz i can rap all day
so hey
im injoying it so
plz mr big_gAY
keep it goin so i can f*ck u up
biatch
Dec 04 '05
3:27 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by big_g_87
im as tight as th night and im comin on strong
g comin atcha and ya know somethins wrong,
soft and long, tissue, pass me tha bong, issue
whats tha problem wi cussin when im rushin a song?
you better run, yeah nigg@ go get a gun
and don’t forget to scream when ya hear me come
cuz Im in ya hood, finger-f*ckin good
chucking buds, hooking scuds, like ya knu I would
i got raps lined up like beans in a shop shelf
i bring ya down b!tch, tranform ya from true human to blue elf
lookin like a smurf, these lines so smooth ya can jump on em an surf
ill lace ya any motherf*ckin place on earth
2 words, 4 an 3, yeah you were struck off
f at th front and th back, and an f between; f*ck off
i cant believe how much motherf*ckin time that you took off
how did ya crawl back in, whos A&R dick did ya suck off?
Dec 03 '05
4:32 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by blizzardz
ok ok uve had ur turn now its my turn to make u burn,
so all ive gotta say is hi,oh sh*t did i say hi i ment bye,
b coz all i hav to do is spit 1 line and this fight is mine,
yea im victorious like notorious,
g-unot gets my vote so mutha fu**er dont rock my boat
my rhymes aint gunna get me anywere i aint gunna earn enough money to share if i could i would yea im white but im straight from the hood and wots this sh*t ur talkin u poppin gats
n**gaz all u had was hats, bit** ill kill u and dump u in a ditch, i hate g_unit coz it is a glitch if a chick kicks u in the nuts u will rap with a hi pitch voice but u can drop out now its ur choice
Dec 03 '05
2:57 am PST

Re: Re: interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by big_g_87
Yo Blizzardz, f*ck you, suck my b!tch white @ss, til ya pop in ya pants. F*ckin b!tch. This one's for you-

Ya better check ya self, before I wreck you up
Put ya on the shelf, thru th rack man, f*ck you up
Wanna piece, I’ll gi’ya a piece of my mind
Pull out my piece, pistol whippin’, make ya blind
I’m first to the draw; G knows the score
I’m one nil up, kiss my @ss, kiss the floor
One a piece nigg@, ya gonna sue my whole @ss?
@ss hole muthaf*cker, 2-1, I’ll pop back

You want blood money? take 10 knuckes
And if ya want big johns ya gon’ feel my belt buckle
Ya legs gonna buckle, right under the pressure
Of Big G comin atcha, f*ckin gangsta fresher
I’ll lace ya head wi lead, ya better watch ya back
Make ya best defense, cuz I’m on th attack
Got my finger on the pulse, my finger on th trigger
I’m ill an I’ll fill any enemy nigg@
Dec 02 '05
12:00 pm PST

Re: Re: interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by fingerlickin
I dont battle wid rhymes/
I'm out doin crimes/
all u freestyle battle homos/
usin each others lines/
I'm out robbin a bank/
or stealin automobiles/
y'know n e thin it take/
just to pay the muthaf*ckin bills/
I'll use an AK to blow of ure face/
unload a clip then vanish without a trace/
I'll disassemble u/
Rearrange u/
leave u in such a state the cops cudn't even age you/
I'll f*ck u up beyond all recognition/
Beyond plastic surgery/
Beyond operation/
Your family and ure doctor will b scared of your condition/
Dont know if nxt week u'll b dead or u'll b livin
Nov 28 '05
2:09 am PST

Re: interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by blizzardz

yea u all think u can rap,
but the truth is ur crap,
coz nuthin u say can put me down,
as i rip the mic im gunna blow the surround sound,
gettin on the mic is the game and yea i saw that
your rhymes are lame,
when im gettin all this sh*t together that is running around in my mind,
i rap so quick im gunna leave u behind ,
u wanna start ill throw another punch line,
yea thats a sign that u should stop,
coz it is a waste of time wen u no this battle is mine,
now its ur turn to get on the mic
PHSYC
Nov 15 '05
12:36 am PST

interesting... (Reply to this comment)
by xxxtitanxxx
It was helpful and somewhat humorous and so glad i came here and I know what you're thinking-(she's way too nice) but c'mon you gotta admit you got talent. I seriously believed every single word up till the end
Oct 14 '05
7:20 pm PDT

blizzard u biatch (Reply to this comment)
by latina-mami
The sob story's all very nice to listen to........
so blizzard please dont take it in offence when i say.........fck you !
name me 1 pearson on here who gives a damb ?
self pitty yo self ill by you fabolous's damn....
yo rhyme is worse den email spam...
so i got to do this 1 more time.... du du DAMN !

fuk this im gone
any1 wanna battle hit me up

Oct 08 '05
3:53 am PDT

blizzardz here (Reply to this comment)
by blizzardz
u bustaz that cant rhyme
u think u can yake mine
is like sayin u made mustard
before heinz
ill spit 6 lines
yo fans'll becomin mine
i run the city the man
n***az call me blizzardz
cuz i
made the band
got diamonds in the face 'n'
diamonds in the band
im on top of the game
poppin yo chain
grown man and u aint got no
diamonds that a shame
Sep 28 '05
8:32 am PDT

Okkkkk (Reply to this comment)
by latina-mami
White boy don’t take it wrong n leave in a huff…
But why did u post it 3 times ? once was bad enough

Come on you cant battle me up in hea stuntin like you tough
Cus when they say pop yo collar white boy pops his cuff

lil fool why you step-in to me ?ill confuse you like a Scooby stitch
so respect your elders cus I got three years on you biatch

so you gonna battle me then get to praying right now
cus ill be ready any bars any time any how

holla at me biatches
Sep 25 '05
2:04 pm PDT

white_boy is new here (Reply to this comment)
by white_boy
i'm young and white yeah dat right my skin is light i'm fourteen matha f*cka and i kick

a*ss with my flo this is some free style sh*t so don't be destracted when i say touch your toes ho*e...z bi*ches

the people i hate aw hatas they snitch and bi*tch about sh*it when i spit you may

think i suk but i dont care.(by the way their making me edit this sh*t fo sum reason)(sorry fo ant accidental repeats in comments)
Aug 27 '05
5:07 pm PDT

Re: imah back (Reply to this comment)
by white_boy
i'm young and white yeah dat right my skin is light i'm fourteen matha f*cka and i kick

a*ss with my flo this is some free style sh*t so don't be destracted when i say touch your toes ho*e...z bi*ches

the people i hate aw hatas they snitch and bi*tch about sh*it when i spit you may

think i suk but i dont care.(by the way their making me edit this sh*t fo sum reason)
Aug 27 '05
5:05 pm PDT

white_boy is new here (Reply to this comment)
by white_boy
i'm young and white yeah dat right my skin is light i'm fourteen matha f*cka i kick *ss with my flo so don't be destracted when i say touch your toes ho*e...z b*ches the people i hate aw hatas they snitch and b*tch about sh*t when i spit you may think i suk but i dont care.(By da way they er makin me edit my sh*t cause.. wekk i dont know why)
Aug 27 '05
5:00 pm PDT

imah back (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
hey girl how u doin? we been here a long time u should hit me up at insaneinthemem@aol.com. you seem like a pretty cool girl maybe u could hit me up and we would freestyle or some sh!t.

peace....
Aug 24 '05
9:47 am PDT

imah back baitches (Reply to this comment)
by latina-mami
yeea am back

i gots flow like da ocean in da med cos it crystal clear
im like woah call da feds whurr she go i cant see ya
belive ya leave ya shook and crying
leave ya dying cus my punches are killah n i ain tryin
yoooz lyin mr white cracka cus u aint old enuff fo jail
do u think u cleava ? as cleva as cassidy who cat get bail?
no provail i got shi locked homie thas right
like cail im glocked yo know me im tightttt
outta dis shi jus givin freestyles till my a challanger wants to battle
livn it up wid frees fo thrill till some 1 dun follow da herd like cattle

hit me up biatches i need a battle
Jul 11 '05
2:39 am PDT

im out of lock up (Reply to this comment)
by white_cracker
i'm back/
i'm the white cracker/
i'm a mad rapper/
my rhymes never slack/
so pop off and fall back/
you must smoke cr@ck/
you try rhyming cat wit rat/
i rhyme glock wit rock/
that my n!ggas be smoken/
they be token/
they be choken all the time/
they roll up high/
wit the glock/
on the corner of the block/
so chill and dont talk/
May 12 '05
2:21 pm PDT

b!tche's (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
it's all funny hellos and hi's
just intell you find out the truth that your dad mistaked your mom as a guy
only reason your here so do us a favor and shut the f@ck up!
i'am sick of seeing all your rhymes being ending with punch lines
that rhyme every time!!!!its not the way its done
its so wak i dont even take the time to read it no more
sorry but the truth is out your rhymes a bore
in the end the hores will be hores and there no changing that feeling
it was once said it's hard to rape the willing


booya b!tch
i got a little joke for ya
whats the useless skin around the v!gina?
the woman!!!!!!!!!!!

Apr 15 '05
6:00 am PDT

Re :2 blankshow (Reply to this comment)
by latina-mami
what the fck u on women serve man
u just landed yo trick azz bak in the friein pan
but in the bible eve lead adam on
he was the dull fck who agreed wen she sed come on
and ate the fruit shows men aint got no brain
you meet one and they all tha fckin same
i aint dissin men just wankaz like you
now youv made the food
so you betta start to fckin chew
you want fromal trick i already am
so bow down azzhole and call me madame
we got it easy ur the ones who have to go to war and work
now tell me who sounds the cleverest yo fckin jerk
Apr 09 '05
2:42 pm PDT
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