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Monkey, Teach Me How to Freestyle Rap
by repulsemonkey | Mar 28 '01
The essential guide to freestyle rapping, the monkey way.

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Yea.. (Reply to this comment)
by ObiWanJabroni
RE -- The nonsense rhymes; after careful deliberation, I've decided that I should become a producer.

I don't have talent, I don't have rhythym, I don't have any knowledge of music, but I can shout a lot and that means I'll be on the cover of The Source by June, at the latest.

And I'll assign your following rhyme to whom would spit it best, the GZA --

“Dirty diapers/
Set your house on fire/
Don’t get bit by vipers/
Children get hyper/
Take your Ritalin/
I like my women playing fiddle.”

Then Busta Rhymes pops in with the second shot --

"When punks step up I be like hoo hoo hah/
Hey nonny nonny doo doo dip doo daw/
Words I spitty ditty get laid down like law/
If you got a problem, you can fee fie faw/
I don’t make any sense but I still keep it raw”

Then we all shout out to our respective crew and I say how I'll be representin' tha dirty, dirty till I'm 230, 30, and demand songwriting credit for my line which will no doubt become a catchphrase in no time.

Expect your royalty check soon....D

Mar 28 '01
5:36 pm PST

Rhyming (Reply to this comment)
by flamepillar
It was funny that you mentioned rhyming and right at the same time, Crazy Town "Butterfly" comes on the radio. Considering that the words rhyme in that song it turned out pretty good anyway though. Cuz I can't sleep I can't hold still, only thing I really knowishegot ssssexxx appeal, I love how he slows down just a tad like that on the word "sex", I laugh everytime I hear that line for some reason. Later~

flamepillar

Mar 28 '01
5:52 pm PST

My Oh My (Reply to this comment)
by SeraphofHades
Are you that tough on ladies who try to pick you up?!

: ) Jo Ann

Mar 29 '01
5:26 am PST

Good Epinion (Reply to this comment)
by bjcuevas
My son is into this stuff and I honestly understood the review. Thanks for sharing. BJ

Mar 29 '01
5:32 am PST

Drop the bass (Reply to this comment)
by annexation
Ahight, monkey. Your whack-a*s flow skillz got me trippin. I'ma get inspired up in hea. Put the mic in my palm while I be droppin' the bomb:

You can't pace me, nuggah, I'm a turbo jet /
Rockin live all tha time gettin b*tches wet /
And ain't no one 'round gonna keep me down /
Cuz I'm too phat for that- uh yeeeeah

Lockin' that beat like'ah disco freak /
I do dirty deeds and I do'em dirt cheap /
The thumpin and'ah bumpin's in full effect /
From the mac MC you'd expect no less- b*tches

So throw yo hands up in the ai'yeah /
And shake that sh*t like ya just don't cay'yeah /

Free flow style comes from ya' brain /
You wanna make'ah mark, gotta be insane

Word.

You can learn alot from a monkey.

VH

-Mark

Mar 29 '01
9:35 am PST

But if you lied about (Reply to this comment)
by Sloucho
. . . the office and the nickname, does that mean that you aren't, in fact, the greatest freestyle rapper ever? And if you're not the greatest, what does that make you? Third? Seventh? I must know.

Mar 29 '01
12:20 pm PST

"Yes, kids, the only way to win is to cheat. " (Reply to this comment)
by elvisdo
May I quote you on that when they haul my sorry little carcass to the slammer?

The Grim One

Mar 29 '01
9:35 pm PST

A little ignorance will get you everywhere (Reply to this comment)
by Arazim
(or at least into the White House)

I would have thought that a true historian such as yerself would be aware that credit for the origination of freestylin is usually given to Misters Jagger & Richard for their work on the song "You Can't Always Get the Monkey You Want."

Mar 30 '01
9:25 pm PST

Re: Yea.. (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
No talent? no rhythm? Hell, D, you could give Puff Daddy a run for his money. Just let the monkey write all your rhymes and you find the MCs to spit 'em out on the mic.

This could be the beginning of something BIG.

monkey

Mar 31 '01
9:51 am PST

Re: Rhyming (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Yeah, the whole concept of Crazy Town makes me laugh out loud. I guess a rap/rock/boy band hybrid was the next logical step in pop music...

sigh.

monkey

Mar 31 '01
9:52 am PST

Re: My+Oh+My (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
You'd be surprised at how FEW ladies pick up on the monkey. I usually get propositioned by the baboons.

monkey

Mar 31 '01
9:54 am PST

Re: Good+Epinion (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
That's nice to know, BJ, since I'm not sure if I understand it myself. Thanks for readin'.

monkey

Mar 31 '01
9:55 am PST

Re: Drop+the+bass (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Shi-yat, Mark, I'm bobbin' my head just readin' that flow, dogg. Tell you what, you can be the front man for D & I's production company. What do ya say?

monkeyMCscallmesire

Mar 31 '01
9:57 am PST

Re: But+if+you+lied+about+ (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
I don't know what you're talking about. Tell no one you've been here.

monkey

Mar 31 '01
9:58 am PST

Re: "Yes, kids, the only way to win is to cheat. " (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
You can quote me all you want, Vis-dogg (but I don't know if it'll do you any good...)

monkey

Mar 31 '01
10:00 am PST

Re: A+little+ignorance+will+get+you+everywhere (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hmmm... I always thought that was the birth of skat... though I could've sworn I heard him say "Now what you hear is not a test, I'm rappin' to the beat." somewhere in between all the skibbity-wee-bops.

monkey

Mar 31 '01
10:03 am PST

my rhymes (Reply to this comment)
by HappySlappy
I'm thumpin chickens in the beak cuz I likes to hear em sqeak/
My nats is hangin from your face like a doily drippin lace/
I'm eatin rabbits with my fingers and yappin like a freek/
Like osteoperosis I'm all makin your bones brittle and sh!t/

word up

happyslappy

Mar 31 '01
1:40 pm PST

not specific to this epinion, but... (Reply to this comment)
by emptywishes
your writing style reminds me of buddyhead.com... good information with the perfect mixture of both wit and sarcasm. rock on.

Apr 01 '01
10:50 am PDT

Uh-oh, soundz lyke Da Monkey wantz ta BATTLE! (Reply to this comment)
by churst
UH OH! So whacha gonna do now?
UH OH! Dat churst-brutha done stepped in da house now!
UH OH! Sucka MCz be dropping facefirst to da ground!
UH OH! Sucka DJz smiles done turned into permament frownz!
Cuz dat churst-brutha got no equal when it comes to causing stress
His records sell faster than Exlax at a pants-crapping contest,
His vocals hit harder than Marcus Camby swinging at his coach,
Cuz when it comes to droppin' sucks you know churst be doing dat da most!

{and much much more in the same vein of thought...} - Craig

Apr 02 '01
9:27 am PDT

The Grasshopper Bows to the Master (Reply to this comment)
by Hard_To_Please
djrepulsemonkeyb-

Unfortunately, my initial urge to write my comment in rap quickly evaporated as I quickly realized I don't have any innate talent for the greatly underappreciated art of stringing together a bunch of phat words into a phunky phresh phrase. I have decided to visit your review nightly until I have absorbed the full wisdom of your tutorial and will call you at your office once I have scribed a piece worthy of your masterful ear!...Mark

Apr 03 '01
5:34 pm PDT

Re: my+rhymes (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Yeah Boyeeeeeeee.

monkeyfunk

Apr 12 '01
11:01 am PDT

Re: not+specific+to+this+epinion,+but... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
There was info in this epinion?? Damn, somebody forgot to tell me. Oh well, better luck next time.

monkey

Apr 12 '01
11:02 am PDT

Re: Uh-oh,+soundz+lyke+Da+Monkey+wantz+ta+BATTLE! (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Aw, sh!t, c. Ya'll gon make me lose my mind up in hea. Up in hea. Keep slangin'.

monkey

Apr 12 '01
11:04 am PDT

Re: The+Grasshopper+Bows+to+the+Master (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Alright, Mark, just 'cos it's you, I'll give ya a little time to get down the flow. But I'll expect a full epinion in rhyme in a month or so.

monkey

Apr 12 '01
11:05 am PDT

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by Chris_Maverick
That was easily the funniest thing I have read in a long long time.Really, it made my day.

Thankyou,

-Mav

Apr 12 '01
8:49 pm PDT

Oustanding and original review... (Reply to this comment)
by NFP
...that has illuminated (somewhat) this stuck in the 60s kinda guy, know what I'm sayin', homes?

I loved the junior high principal Frazier rap, and the advice to write it all down before making it up.

Excellent, Marty. A great read.

nick

Apr 13 '01
9:21 am PDT

Word up. (Reply to this comment)
by phixed
All right Monkey, It's your turn...
Now go like Ghonnerea, and burn, baby burn.

-Adam

Apr 25 '01
12:49 pm PDT

Re: you guys aint no thang (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
back up a second son
you're sweatin sarcasm, kid
I know those rhyme don't stack up
to a damn thing the Wu did

but if you wanna battle me in hea
son you better think twice
because passin me the mic
is like rollin the dice
I'm a master of ceremonies
with a disasterous flow
I only lose my rhythm method
when my girlfriend's off birth control

so don't come up in my section
claimin that you the shit
'cause I'll break you off a record
that might as well be a hit

done

monkey

May 15 '02
3:16 pm PDT

Re: Re: u guys r jokas! (Reply to this comment)
by mc_rymes
You fools cant free style cause u N!ggaz are done dogie style, ya'll cant F*** wit me cause i see your b**** a** on T.V

Jun 19 '02
10:05 pm PDT

Re: Re: u guys r jokers! (Reply to this comment)
by mc_rymes
You fools cant free style cause u N!**** are done dogie style, All of you cant F*** wit me cause i see your b**** a** on T.V

Jun 19 '02
10:08 pm PDT

KILLAH (Reply to this comment)
by ny_kid
dog ya'll cats are pussys/
ia have you on my block salen girl scout cookeis/

matterfac"dog ia bone ya mam and make you watch/
now you in a trans dog call the cops/

i'a have you in a class called flows on fanics/
and my dicks long dog bout the size of onix/

forget a park freestyl dog i'm tryin a get fame/
and if yo crew suck dog i'll send shot to ya fream/

Nov 07 '02
1:13 pm PST

try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
try ta step to this i dare ya, see ya in the street i'll kill ya. lift you and drop ya to the ground face down so fast make ya think your spinning around see what i be saying just shut up and dont make a sound just put your keyboard down i'am allready making u look like a clown with a frown slap you around like your mom made her fall on on her knees to give this dick what it needs, should of never let her do it cause now she wont leave, i'am beggin this b**** to get off her knees so tell her for me please.

Dec 14 '02
11:50 am PST

Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
how are you ganna say something lil kid your 12 years old i'll f*** your little sister and not call it rape cause my were closed.
sometimes i write in gold cause i know u like it cold when night time comes and your daddy makes your butt cheeks unfold in and out in and out without a dought that s*h*i*t makes you shout.
yeah u little faget now u know what its all about.

Dec 15 '02
5:28 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
f*ck u talkin about i got a license to flow more like a mouth wide open to blow, swallowing so much cum make your brain cells low,
i'am telling you man if you dont stop now your going to force me to put you on sell have u trianed to come at a sound of a bell,
sit boy good i'am telling ya just try to cross my hood,
why do you even try look at u your hole entire life is lie you cant spit rhymes you just midaswell die!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 15 '02
1:49 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
are you afraid of a blade made of a razer with aids blood dripin from it rippen your stomach up from the waist up.
you talk alot of junk but you was never i'll though i'am strong enought to beat you with a feathered pillow,
tipped over some cows for a joke and a laugh jumped up choked a giraffe snaped his neck and broke it in half,
theres a demon here i'am steaming this year i'll rip your voice box out and scream in your ear,
its not a gimmick trick its a image i live it give a damn i dont no what a damn is to give it i dont think this man is well i'am high as hell i'll beat you with a live cat while i'am swinging it by its tail.
i'll swing at you with a spiked bat cut your neck off and glue your head right back and leave you like that.
i'am willing to take a hammer and beating your knees and walk around downtown saint paul bleeding in jeans still not to be caught even after i repeatedly show up to the scene.

Dec 15 '02
5:31 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i hit it, i smash it, and i crush it cause you dont know how i do when i do it cause i spit fluied when i do it i tell you this for your own benifit your s*h*i*t was wack as hell especaily when you only wrote 20 percent of it. i'll never stop rhyming just like i'll never stop with your mom grinding play times over b*i*t*c*h now stop your whining.
you rap like u never had p*u*s*s*y before maybe you learned to stay clean when your mom became a hore your rap is a bore but reading my s*h*i*t will make your eyes sore intill you go crazy and hit the floor sink down intill you reach the earths core,
burning your a*s*s to the bone you better watch your tone little boy so whatcha getting for christmas a f*ckin toy well i'am santa clause lil boy so listen up before you start to annoy,
i be comming down your moms chimmney once a year i warn ya now so you dont walk in and start to tear so now all you gots to worry about is your mom running away with me and leaving you this year.

Dec 15 '02
7:07 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
whats the matter did i make your mind sink into the ground where it cant be found yeah shut the f*u*c*k up and dont make a sound before these words start to hit you pound for pound leave layin prayin someone will be there to help you on your feet and off the ground but guess what it's only me i want you to understand get off my meat before i throw you in the trunk behind the seat take you across the border and leave you their so stay b*i*t*c*h and thats a order.

Dec 15 '02
7:20 pm PST

: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
I spit my rhymes one word at a time let you pass me up and spit at you from behind run up on you going 55 and stop on a dime.
you act like the computers life i dont have the time.
to busy making crime like when i picked up your mom, f*u*c*k*e*d and raped her threw her out and left her behind i dont know what i was thinking i guess i was out of my mind.
my raps like god believe and i'll show you a sign man your only 12 years old why i'am i waisting my time.

Dec 17 '02
2:53 pm PST

Pretty Cool and Helpful... Check out what i made up (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
Very helpful... I like the raps.. Funny, too.
I made up:
So, you think you’re doper on da mike
/ son I'll make you choke and we don't even need to fight /
these words are sufficient / your lryics are deficient /
I step to you like a man on a mission
/ to show you're cracker. Now you the slave, ho and im the master.
Maybe ill give this dawg a bone .
ill give him a shot to beat the skills ive shown

Dec 17 '02
4:21 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i jus wanna say major props 2 u djto0quick.. that sh!t was off tha heezy. lol

Dec 17 '02
4:27 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
blank shadow you got that feather pillow line off eminem... that aint cool>? you plagiarizin b*tch, im tha schoolbus.. ill take u to skool

Dec 17 '02
5:02 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
yay4jojo16--------i was just representing eminem is that a crime but now you did it here we go--
--------------------------------------------------
now i'am going old school brass nuckles snatch your own belt off ya swing it around and hit
you with the buckle till it swings and wraps around your neck and suffacates you!!!!!!!!!!
I'll smack a hoe dont f*u*c*k around you'll be in a garbage can in the back of amaco.

Dec 17 '02
5:20 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
hey djtooquick this is for you its not over...

I make your mom suck my dick from the back to the tip with one big lick, that might sound sick but your moms pretty tight for a black chick.
she be callin me "old saint nick its a maising how your a white boy with a great big dick"
she said one day when she was givin me head,
f*u*c*k it, it was in your bed s*h*i*t i bet right now you feel like a fool and you thought that s*h*i*t was drool.
i'am telling you this ane time quit rapin and stick to school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah b*i*t*c*h this is blackshadow and you thought this s*h*i*t was over???????????no!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 17 '02
5:39 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i flow like 2pac in this b*i*t*c*h i'am ghostly if we ever got in a fight remember you'd never reach me to choke me.
your rhymes are sloppy you'll never be able to drop me you'll never be able to stop me, look at yours and then me,
i'am the craziest MC you'll ever see.
your s*h*i*t's so messy you can barely read.
now drop down and kiss MY feet.
you a n*i*g*g*a remember i'll hang ya, wip ya, and leave you beat, yeah i'am racist we'll be on the bus and i'll make you sit in the back seat.
what did i just tell ya get down and kiss my feet.....

Dec 18 '02
3:12 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
ya4jojo16--------------get off djtooquicks nuts holy s*h*i*t

Dec 18 '02
4:19 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
your *ss takin this sh!t out of proportion
jus cuz i made your mom need an abortion
don need 2 be racist jus cuz ur white
yo *ss got slapped by obie trice
don tell me u don noe who that is
ur probably 2 buzy drinkin ur own jitz
u need to shut up cuz u rap like a lil kid
yo mama was an auction, i made my bid
now shes gettin a c-section
jus cuz she rode my erection
yo *ss is still a f*ckin virgin
sittin here readin my rhymes and jerkin
u need to go to the brothel and get a chick
so you can finally use that teeny *ss dick

Dec 19 '02
3:45 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
I dont steal I borrow talk s*h*i*t and check this link tommarrow.
dont be scared i'am the leader you just follow.
i just wrote this and your mom just swallowed.
i got my roca wear chain hangin low when your your mom gets down, set, and ready to blow.
she does it nice and slow, she starts at the top and then down below man i'll tell ya what a hoe.
your rhymes aint worth a dollar yo,
f*u*c*k it i'am out the doo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 19 '02
4:32 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
I beat djtooquicks a*s*s now who else wants to step!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--------------defeated 1--------lost 0------------

Dec 19 '02
5:38 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
actually my f_ckin name isnt ryan
u jus needed to make sh!t up to rhyme w/ cryin
try usin real words to make yo flow bettah
my rhymes are final cut yo sh!t is version beta
u think u blingin but u got no dam cheddah
yo chains are plastic not even metal
u tried to flow quick noow u wearin a cast
im a light speed rhymer i spit it fast
past the limit like a ferrari
ill whoop yor sorry @ss unless u say sorry
i show no f_ckin mercy wen we fite to the deth
ill survie but yull have a bullet in yo chest
yo raps are so ancient you still wear a family crest
to rep yo hood like u good
but you'll never beat the best
blankshadow says his record is 1-0
f_ckin liar lost every match, i just didnt post
every one knows that any one could beat this ho
djtoquick u better post if u agree w/ me
blankshadow is a b!tch, im the king of all u can see

Dec 21 '02
11:51 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
rapins my game i do it for life so f*u*c*k you, eminem, and obie trice.
your rhymes are so wack they remind me of an add for fisher price. did ya know your mama sucks dick really nice.
so
f*u*c*k you i'am down with the roca fella crew i thought you knew n*i*gg*a f*u*c*k you,
you f*u*c*k*i*n rap like you dont know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dont wanna have to slap you and knock you back on track then snatch you off again.
cause i'll do it like that.

Dec 21 '02
3:24 pm PST

: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i"ll take you on a spin around the clock have it stop at 12:00 on the dot have you hangin from the hand at the bottem to the top.
swingin at you hit u with a left in your forehead then a right in the same spot.
have you swingin till you get mixedup and find yourself in a knot.
check it next dope white rappers album you get you'll soon find out their my lyrics you just bought.

Dec 21 '02
3:33 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
yeah mother f*uckers you cant touch this i'll always come back with s*h*i*t i'am rapin against two maybe three mother f*uckers right now and still no damage has been done djtooquicks a little b*i*t*c*h just like you ya4jojo what ever the f*u*c*k your screen name is b*i*t*c*h a*ss n*i*g*g*as.

I'll temprallerly beat your a*ss as if it was done by steven segal,
take your a*ss on jerry springer three weeks later and beat your a*ss legal then to top it off i'll run you over with a stolen buick regal.
pick you up and smack you so hard your vision will go blurry and wont be able to see well.
your rhymes are worst then hell f*u*c*k it i'am not going to explain your only twelve.

Dec 21 '02
3:56 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
Blankshadow, you are a scumbag! You keep takin lines from Eminem. What a b!tch! Make your own sh!t up, you little p_ssy! First the Feather pillow line and now the Jerry Springer one! F_ck you man!

Dec 22 '02
10:28 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
f*uck you dumb b*itch i didnt take s*hit from eminem!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah he did say i'll take your a*ss on jerry springer and beat your a*ss legally not legal and he never said steven segal stupid b*itch you cant even come up with tight s*hit so keep talkin and quit rhyming

Dec 22 '02
1:23 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
by the way im 18, u little ho
i jus thot your dum @ss woud like to know

Dec 22 '02
10:36 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
oh yeah, big difference "legal" and "legally"
wutever

Dec 22 '02
10:45 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
I wasnt talkin about that stupid @ss steven segal line

Dec 22 '02
10:46 pm PST

Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
start rapin and get off eminems nuts ok

Dec 23 '02
6:31 am PST

Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
at least i make up my own sh!t

Dec 23 '02
6:52 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
mother f*cker you only came up with one rhyme just s*hut the f*uck up you act like your yonger then djtooquick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!well atleast i can come up with my own s*hit da den da da tho shut the f*uck up

Dec 24 '02
7:52 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
ur just made cuz ur stupid @ss keeps gettin caught doin sh!t. whata p_ssy @ss b!tch!

didnt yo mama tell u not to lie
yo rhymes are weak, mine are hi-fi
my rhymes are original, yo sh!t is borrowed
ill get head from ur mom for a quarter tomorrow
maybe you think im eminem's ho
im just the lyric police and you f_ckin stole!
im goin on vacation for a while
then ill see how many words you stole from 8 MILE

Dec 24 '02
9:47 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i jus gotta say striahgt north oakland, b!tch!

reppin the 510 since i was only 3
spittin rhymes on the corner for a small fee
i was the best emcee in kindergarten
now i spit it at madison square gardens
everyone wannna haear my flows
im the one the grammy awards chose
no one can compare my style is rare
b!tches run up but run away scared
evry time i spit the concerts sell out
faster than light is the speed of my mouth
sayin every thing yall 'fraid to say
i fight the critics w/ one hand and keep the haters at bay
critics try to compare and contrast
they get lost in my floes i just spit it too fast!
they wanna see how i live, they come to my home
knock first wen u enter cuz yo mom's givin me dome

peace 510 babay!!

Dec 27 '02
1:01 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
my bad. i posted my pimpin flow twice.

Dec 27 '02
8:38 pm PST

smoking weed (Reply to this comment)
by twistedeminem
It's been so long
that i toked from a bong
i started off wit one toke
smoked some weed and snorted coke
spent my money now i'm broke
and at night i start to choke

Dec 28 '02
10:34 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i'am like bugs bunny a little stinker/
but sorry man i cant help you with your rhymes i'am not a mirackle maker/
your s*hits not compatible its faker/
my s*hits like an anchor its here to stay/
so pack your s*hit and stay off this link from today/
yeah go on a vacation for a while and lick eminems n*uts to get lyrics off 8 mile/

-------------------------------------------------
you d*ick riding b*itch

Dec 28 '02
4:28 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
can a playa get some help from someone around here instead of being ganged up on by f@gs like you peoples ya4jojo16 & butt buddy djtooquick/

going 90 towards a cliff in a blazer/
draging you from behind hop out and shock ya with a tazer/
hear about it that night on the news that you were the worlds biggest hater/
you werent just faded you were hated/
erased from minds like sir mix alot outdated/
i aint a hater nut i have to retaleate your a@@ like your mom i caught her/
you guys aint s*hit you'll evaperate like water/
knock up your moms and have a new step son and a baby daughter/
i'am hotter its me making yall evaperate like water/
i'am like a butcher cause it looks like you just got slaughtered/
makes you think why did you even bother?/

representing minnesota holding it down for st.paul & minneapolis a.k.a murderapolis
mother fauckos west side in this b*itch

Dec 28 '02
4:42 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
Blankshadow on epinions/
holdin it down for milions./
have your mom suck my d*ick till she vomits/
make djtooquick feel stupid and delete his coment/
your s*hits wak i guess thats why i'am here to stomp it/
i'll be like nepolien take over your rhymes and conchor it/
try to step to me right well you failed like being takin to jail with no bail livin in hell next to satin well/
whatcha expect n*igga how you gonna tell your boys you just got beat by a wigga/
feeling stupid and scratching your head like you just jumped in a lake with a jigga/
i'am white and you a n*igga no differnce just skin dont make me f*uck you up over and over again/
speaking of jail thats where i'am going after sendind you antrax in the mail/
sitin in a cell next to binladin like damn now i know why he done it/
you a lil punk i'll drown you with one dunk/
fill your body with alcohol and say i found u drunk/

yeah you little hoe havin your mom suck me quick like its time to go.
oh s*hit west side till i dizei

Dec 29 '02
8:39 am PST

Re: smoking weed (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i jus gotta say that is the worst f_ckin floe ever

Dec 29 '02
11:14 am PST

try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
whut up now

Dec 29 '02
12:02 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i floe over yall like liquid viscosity
cuz im tha boss of these
hardcore lyrics that bust cops like bacon
blankshadow is wak his sh!t is taken
he aint reppin a city i keep the critics buzy
i blast off like caps from drinks that are fizzy
rap so fast leave listeners dizzy
blankshadow ask out gurlz they be like 'u gotta be kiddin me'
as a last resort he goes to his mother
too bad shes already got another
yup thats his dad, treated him really bad
now hes f_cked up talkin bout f_ckin toquicks dad
u jus a lil kid blank not a man
you just a cracker happy like doin the can-can
u need to go home to yo one single fan
--yourself, f_cked up like u fell off the top shelf
hit yo head on the floor
u @ss cant even spell yo name any more
f_ckin illiterate not pimpin even a lil bit
i bet yo virgin eyes have never seen a cl!t
you had a bad day,blank,then got lit
i step on yo rhymes like a boot in sh!t

Dec 29 '02
5:46 pm PST

Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i forgot to say straight 510 babay at the end
all yall @sses are gone like money i spent

im out

Dec 29 '02
5:50 pm PST

Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
f*uck you dog your s*hit dont even ever make sence lil b*tch wiped on eminems nuts get over it you cant be him and i never said i f*cked djtooquicks dad something must be on your mind you lil f@get why dont you take time on your rhymes just a lilttle bit of time and repeat them to yourself before u make yorself look like a fool.
im out lets hear what djtooquick gots to say so i can battle someone who some what know whats they doin beatch nnnnnigggaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 29 '02
7:35 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
how come aint nobody postin, yall scared
its safe now yall can come out of there
i havent dropped my bombs... yet
come outa yo shelter dont fret
when i spit, my wurds shake the earth like a quake
yo rhymes are like chappelle and guillermo--half-baked
i flow like niagra falls while yo @ss is rubbin
viagra pills on yo balls
u might think this order is too tall
tryin to step to me will only lead 2 ur downfall
u gonna be gone like money spent at the mall
girls tell u like usher, u dont have to call
nobody like u man, no friends, jus a loner
the only girls u get stand on the corner
u aint never gettin a life, or a wife
maybe the thong u wearin is jus tied to tight.

510 straight west side up in this mother-f_ckah

Jan 03 '03
4:39 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
I be linchin/
i dont like you mom like sporty thieves no pigion/
if i released my real freestyle potentchal ya wouldnt know what to do/
like the first time yo mom blew/
i thought she was going to make it fall off/
for god sakes she told me to turn my head and cough/
oh sh!t i dissed your mom again/
not your dad what was you thinkin/
i'am comming from minnesota st.paul/
when i get arrive yall n*iggas better stand tall/
act like iam the coldest wigga ya ever saw/
cause i'am the one who be layin down the law/
the names blankshadow/
i have multiple styles when i battle/
hold on djtooquick let me get you a rattle/
ya4jojo16 you wine to much plus yous a tattle/
i tame both of you like a herd of cattle/

b*itch @ss n*iggas i'am commin from west side yall better bow down to the best side
mexican/white boy representin the west mother f*uckers still rhyming to the day i die

Jan 05 '03
3:07 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: try to step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
thanks man your sh!t was pretty dope too i hate binladin and those other b*itches you know

Jan 06 '03
2:09 pm PST

Re: Re: what? (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
when i came to the game yall wuz just comin out the womb
i bust up in yo room
upturn all the furniture
cuz my rhymes burned ur
stinkin @ss like rottin fish
ill serve ur @ss like a silver dish
if u step up yull end up missin
cuz im p!ssin; on those who dont bow down
dont look at me w/ a frown
end up crosseyed
i go mad like 'spy vs. spy'
last person who f_cked with me aint here to tell the tale
whooped him like anthrax u get in the mail
start a war against yo @ss like vietnam
yull end up in the bells of notre dame
get found dismembered by the hunch-back
talked too much smack
you aint goin to heaven
my rhymes flo over u like a 747

Jan 09 '03
5:28 pm PST

Re: Re: step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
where u @ djtoquick?

Jan 09 '03
5:31 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i'am f*ucking your moms up in the back yard/
the only thing commin out her mouth is to hard to hard/
i'am telling her to be quiet dont wanna wake u up/
i'am giving her a facial the kind without the make up/
slips and slides/
no need for a rubber cause your moms tubes are tide/
cummin in the b*itch like a slippery water slide/
not stoping till i'am done and finished/
its probibley so lose now u can fall in it/
whats the matter djtooquick its been a week/
did reading your own rhymes put you to sleep/
well wake up and get on your feet/
get your hand out of your pants and off your meat/
lil f/a/g giving dudes head while your sittin in the passinger seat/
the games almost done i'am taking over your street/
lets look into your future all i here "hurry up and sweep"/
well i'am gona let u go so peace lil pipskweek/
djtooquick suckin d!ck too deep/

write back punk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!after school almost forgot lil kid

Jan 10 '03
9:21 am PST

Jan 10 '03
10:21 am PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
y u posted yo sh!t twice?
nobody likes it
i made yo mom grit her teeth and take it like em's style you bit
see nobody else on this site noes
about you bein eminem's ho
look back 2 pages yull c the rhymes he stole
f_ckin thief
talkin bout toquicks meat
u rhyme like u stioll have cold feet
dont try to step to me
i knocked u back on yo heels
my raps are the new real deal
like the police i cop a feel
yo @ss is wak like a bike w/ 5 wheels
nex time u see 8mile remember not to steal

Jan 10 '03
7:43 pm PST

Re: Whity's turn (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i didnt diss eminem
blankshadow stole rhymes from him in his old floes
read them and ull see wut i mean
he stole the beat u 2 deth w/ a feathe pillow line
and the take u on jery springer and beat ur @ss legally line
wut a b!tch!!

Jan 14 '03
4:15 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
f*ck you slave/
dont make me pull out my twelve gage/
put a bullet in your head and up on first page/
all my rhymes are based on rage/
your so young you dont even get paid minninum wage/
dont talk sh!t if you dont want to get hit/
dont speak your mind if you aint really got a nine/
look at your rhymes see you lying/
you dont do half the sh!t you said/
but yes its true when i told you me and your mom f*cked in your bed/
what you talkin about sticken to the beat/
do i tell you to pace yourself when beatin your meat/
so just remind seated in your seat/
dont even try to throw somthing with heat/
it aint gonna happin like a girl suckin your meat/
so try to dream about it it'll might happen in your sleep/

Jan 15 '03
7:58 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: step to me (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
you think my sh!t makes you vomit/
no its the cum in your throat/
but hey man whatever floats your boat/
i aint gonna tell ya how to live life/
but get off me and dudes dice/
like big gay al said its just not nice/
suckin that sh!t down like vietnam water and rice/
how many times did i cap on you today lets see twice/
nigg@ with lice/
ants in your fro like a bugs life/

why are all you b!tches trying to hate on flowspit now thats all you are is hatters so dont speak if you dont wanna end up filling stupid

coming to you from minnesota st.paul beeeeaaaaatch
west side

Jan 15 '03
8:17 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: step to me (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
dont yall wonder y blanks always talkin about big guns
this fool is probably compensatin for sumthin
tryin to act hard out of hickass minnesota
'im blankshadow and i suck dick, dont ya?'
stupid @ss dude reppin a place w/ population 11
the altitude makes u think ur in heaven
yo moms hed wuz purafect like the cats meow
the only explanation is its gotta be the puppy chow
wut a b!tch, last night she cryin and fussin
i kissed her lips and then moved up to her belly button

Jan 16 '03
5:18 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: what? (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
that wuz tite.. props to yo brave brother in the war

wen i got 2 skool there were 3 papers on my desk
one wuz a map of iraaq w/ north south, east and west
one told the month and day
the other said in bold letters: blanksshadow is gay
toquick yo im in skool 2
unlike flowspit i can already tie my shoe'
8th grade man 13 old
same amount of years as money for which blanks house was sold
livin on the streets
the reason his raps suck is he cant afford a beat
talent is free im a prime example
my rhymes are too goddam hot to handle

Jan 16 '03
5:34 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: what (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
if u gonna diss, back yo sh!t up
i put u to the test llike 'p!ssin in a cup'
the only time i talk sh!t is in my rhymes
try a little harder man, yo lyrics are confined
like stuck up in juvee like u commited a crime
u aint tuff tho u just paid the fine
like u playin monopoly w/ a get outta jail free card
u rap like a retard
oh wait, i havent heard one of ur floes
u dropped it but couldnt find it like yo fat @ss cant see yo toes
maybe me and toquik shud give u a tutorial on how to be hi-fi
so wut if b-still sucks at least he tries
u dont have the rights to criticize
take a lesson frum the wise
get yo punk a$$ back to southern cali
cuz i jus conquered you, ur just another tally,
on the wall of shame
yo a$$ is just another casualty of the rap game

510 baby now wut biatch!!

Jan 17 '03
7:36 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: what (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
If any of yall know what song this lyric is from I'll give you tons of props.

"N!ggas run in yo house and tag their names on the stomach of your pregnant spouse."

I'll give a hint if noone knows...

Jan 17 '03
7:43 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: bunny is a b!tch (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
al yall nu folks are jus a bunch a punks
me toquick and blank are the originals like the brady bunch
this aint jus a hunch
blankshadow still sucks but at least he wuz here to start
yall new but not good, shouldve stayed in bed
me and toquick the best thing since sliced bread
yall lost in the rap game not ready to battle
like u in niagra falls w/ no f_ckin paddle
maybe i shud say viagra falls
yo rhymes are so ancient u have viagra in aerosol
f_ckin neo-nazis be shavin they head bald
real n!ggas be killin em like we playin playin dodge ball,
with boulders
help u get the weight off ur shoulders
no stress when ur deceased
torn up by a rapping beast
maybe u caught a nu disease
yall havent herd of this one yet
its the doctors best bet
dead of stupidatitis
took my skills and tried to bite it
even if u suck man, keep ur own style
i was the first one on this site to talk about 8 mile.

go back a couple pages mothaf_ckers ull see!!!
510 up in this motha

Jan 22 '03
8:56 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: aight (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
myabe u like flowspit but noone thinks the same
u posted 2 rhymes and u think ur in the game
u havent even passed the preliminaries
u oughta be caged up like canaries
yo rhymes dont fly
people look up to my lyrics lke they high up in the sky
the only thing that needs to 'b still'is yo f_ckin lips
yo rhymes should be covered like the sun in an eclipse
yo lyrics are pre-school talkin about 'poo'
we knew u were gay we just didnt have proof
guess what, now we do
toquicks on vacation im coverin his back
yo rhymes need a tune-up like a 1920 cadillac
not a f_ckin coupe de ville
jus like u, its 'still'
shud be in a junkyard along w/ flowspits lyrics
he made a tape for the record label but they wudnt hear it
they shud probably call u slowspit or sumthin worse
yo lyrics sound whiter than f_ckin fred durst
b-still is probably cryin because i just cursed

Jan 22 '03
9:33 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: aight (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
thats f_ckin horrible man... and thx rarrington. i got yo bak

Jan 24 '03
4:24 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: aight (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
id have to agree witcha man. pretty f-ckin good

i think its timefor yall to realize
i have the power to put u on a breathalizer
flowspit thinks hes the rappin master
his floes look like they got hit by a natural disaster
jumbled like a jubilee
he be bowin down dutifully
i make yall p!ss ya pants
u dont stand a chance
yall n!ggas soft like this is a romance

gotta go

Jan 25 '03
12:44 pm PST

b!tch a-ss b-rabbit (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
you a hater plus a masterbaiter/
i'am about to evaperate your @ss so see u later/
your b!tch @ss aint nothin but a trader/
swapin d!cks like tables for a waiter/
but remember i'am greater/
you just a prep a wanna be thug but a skater/
check it you a moonwalk and i'am the deflater/
i'am having the wedding and your the cater/
i'am luke skywalker and your dark vader/
is that enough examples for your b!tch @ss/
yeah shut the f u c k up and pull eminems dick out your @ss/
this rhymes like shatterproof glass/
you'll never get threw it not even carbon monoxide gas/
i'am gonna make this fast/
just sit down and law low/
i'am gonna walk you threw like a picture show/
kinda like your mom in a strip show/
put down your pencil and just let it go/
or i'am running you over like snow in a overflow/
rippen your lyrics up right in front of you and throwing them out the window/
just remember i'am the one whos been writing since a long time ago/

yeah b!tch @ss fools yay4jojo16 and suckdickt00quick.i'am
coming back over and over again now whos sh!ts weak djtooqick b!tch @ss get popped

Jan 25 '03
3:08 pm PST

Re: b!tch a-ss b-rabbit (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
ur pretty f_ckin creative rhyming @ss with @ss. no f_cking talent!!!!

Jan 25 '03
5:35 pm PST

Re: Re (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
old, sold, told u must be using a rhyme dictionary
tryin to appear scary
ur no more frightening than the tooth fairy
ambigiously gay like ace and gary
from snl
now it rings a bell
like a pestle and mortar
ur IQ's a little south of the border
every rhyme youve written isnt worth a f_ckin quarter
and flowspit rhymes are like a f_ckin tossed salad
sad like a ballad
no f_ckin talent
i make hits like a mallet
ur doin us a favor when all ur words are in one phrase
nobody has the time it would take hours and days
to read or u could jus forget it like i do--no patience
when every word is in the same goddam sentence

Jan 25 '03
5:49 pm PST

b!tch a-ss ya4jojo16 (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
have your mom suck my d!ck/
have two fingers stickin in your lil sisters cl!t/
an hour later i'am bustin on both they upper lips/
you get mad so i have to grab you around your neck with a tight grip/
crush you like a potato chip/
leave you stranded like a abandoned ship/
right after i give you a nice pistol whip/
after everything is said and did/
i'll smack you cause i aint afraid to hit a little kid/
leave you in a jar with no holes in the lid/
roll you down a hill to a busy street and say you slid/

lil b!tch quit talkin and start rapin lil f-a-g

Jan 25 '03
5:50 pm PST

Re: b!tch a-ss ya4jojo16 (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
there is no other way to say this. you suck. all your rhymesb are the same. and you rhyme the same word with itself. its not creative and u talk about having sex with little kids and stufhf i bet youve never had a girlfriend. ask b-rabbit or b-still or toquick or rharrington. im way better than you. my whole crew is better than anyone youve ever met

Jan 25 '03
7:11 pm PST

b-still --------keep ya head up dog (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
b-still's tight you just need to write a bit more yamean bunny rabbit aint nuthin but a b!tch a wanna be eminem first off you cant be a preppy b!tch if you trying to be pheminem aight h o e

Jan 26 '03
6:44 am PST

Re: Re: Re: b!tch a-ss ya4jojo16 (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
hahaha.. i like that big pun sh!t!!!

Jan 26 '03
12:26 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: b!tch a-ss ya4jojo16 (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
dude he was dissin you the hole time dumb sh!t are u retarted or something

Jan 26 '03
7:19 pm PST

come and battle to the death (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
freestyle if u got what it takes at

http://www.voy.com/cgi/addpost-131071

Battle To The Death

Jan 26 '03
8:32 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: b!tch a-ss ya4jojo16 (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i don give a f_ck. it was a tite line i dont give a f_ck who it wuz towards u lil b!tch

Jan 27 '03
3:06 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: b!tch a-ss ya4jojo16 (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
rhar is aight tho.. at least he realizes how much better i am than flowspit and blank

Jan 27 '03
3:08 pm PST

gess whos back, mothaf-ckas... (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
i was gone cuz i got better things to do w/ my time
then to sit around listenin to peeps stealin my rhymes
yall prolly get yo lyrics frum a wak hotlne
1-800 I CANT RAP
talkin to a white dude pretendin hes black
says he reppin the west, rhymin it w/ best --not creative
his rhymes are sedated
held down to the bottom and weighted
on the charts song no. 218
hickass dude living in a dairy queen
gess wut his name is
hes every person on this site
EVERY ONE OF YOU IS WHITE

holla back whiteys...

Feb 01 '03
11:03 pm PST

Re: Re: Cadaver = Racist (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
im from oakland, ca mothaf_cka

Feb 02 '03
1:19 pm PST

Re: Re: Cadaver = Racist (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
im from oakland, CA mothaf_cka

Feb 02 '03
1:20 pm PST

Re: Re: Cadaver = Racist (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
caddaver-that was hot and the rhymes are good and make sense but theyre jus not that creative. hella people have said a lot of things. try sacrificing how much they make sense and put in more crzy rhymes.
_Joe

Feb 02 '03
2:18 pm PST

Re: Re: Cadaver = Racist (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
for example that catcher in the rye thing wuz crazy, but rhyming suck her and f_ck her isnt. see wut im sayin

Feb 02 '03
2:39 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Cadaver = Racist (Reply to this comment)
by yay4jojo16
that f_ckin sucked. caddaver is better.

Feb 03 '03
8:26 am PST

4444 (Reply to this comment)
by eee
YOU SUCK, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.

Feb 06 '03
2:09 pm PST

guess who (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
guess who guess what blankshadows back/
sending ya forebiden words threw ya telephone jack/
causing you the asthma, anxiety, panic attack/
i'am sick of you new f@gets/
with ya new comments/
like this dude mccadaver/
i'll smack you and slice ya with my dager/
tie ya moms up and drag her/
white people are dominate like neopolian/
mccadaver your probibley not even black your probibley samolian/
its not your skin its the way you act/
it shouldnt matter wheather your white or black/
so just stay still and take this pay back/

i didnt even waist my time wrighting a bunch of sh!t cause bunny, yay4faget and djsuckdicktoquick hasnt said sh!t like the puss!es ya are

Feb 06 '03
4:36 pm PST

Re: Real MC's (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
f-u-c-k that yall is new school you little girls dont know sh!t about rapin yall is probibley only 13 yr old up on here so dont open your mouth sayin stupid a-ss sh!t lil punks cause every one that can acually rap is takin a brake like me so dont catch a quick one aight then..........

and dont worry i'll be back

Feb 22 '03
7:07 am PST

shadow show (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
tell ya mama to get off of my tip/
i have no time to give her my d!ck/
i'am gonna hold it and walk around stage/
and if u mess up i'll pull out my gage/
and unload the barrel and laugh/
cause i'am putting lead in your mother f-u-c-k!ng a-ss/
psychopathic but your mom is attrected/
when you read my sh!t you never get distracted/
so just sit down and let me lay it down/
one i dont play around/
so keep you sh!t to yourself/
remember i kill oneself/
so you think i'am funny/
i'll puch you so hard leave ya layin eggs like da easter bunny/
anyone buys your sh!t its a waist of money/
but now i gots to go/
remember where your at its the shadow show/

Feb 22 '03
3:30 pm PST

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: shadow show (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
killionare/
your rhymes are almost as fake as joe millionaire/
i'll play you out like a deck of cards in solitaire/
you think i play and dont do what i say/
i'll saran wrap ya moms and sell her on ebay/
take the cheapest bet and send her b!tch a-ss away/
for maleik you dick riding b!tch/
talking about "all you talk about is sucking dick"/
but yous the gay one talking about dads raping sh!t/
think about it man/
dont worry all you need is a fan/
like you on foreverzero/
but that sh!t makes me sick/
you on him as if you was a chick/
i'll cut you off right here/
just call me the grim reaper/
you always close to his nuts like a beaper/
your rhymes are worn out like ya sneakers/
ok for real iam done/
no cut that this sh!t just begun/
foreverzero aint sh!t without a gun/
maleik sucks his dick till he cums/
thats sick but dont get an opset stomach heres some tums/
you do that so often you got sperm growin in ya gums/
how can yoy make mucho denaro/
with a f!cked up name foreverzero/
you aint cold just in last place/
if raping was a sport youd have no trophys in ya case/
your moms selling out like a trick/
who knows she could be like miss cartman b!tch got a d!ck/
i dont sweat it cause i dont pay for sh!t i hit that lic/

i droped one watch ya toes
where you at ummm...the shadow show

Feb 23 '03
6:26 am PST

what the f--ck (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
whats the matter puss!es

Mar 07 '03
7:00 am PST

what do u think of this??? (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
Ima blindside on yo rhymes/
Kickin up the grinds all the time/
Ya'll nuttin but bozacks trying to rap/
You sound like crap, While I sound phat/
Your only fakin’ jacks u nothing but a hack/
I'll smack you back on the right track/
And if you come frontin’/
Be sure for some shuntin’/
And I’ll be huntin for your casing/
Blazing and pasting your head on the ledge/
Everybody listen to this and get my drift/
Absorb it swiftly/
make sure it sinks quickly/
And think about this rhyme next time a few lines comes to your mind/

whats up ya'll. ive only been writing ryhmes a lil while dont be too harsh on your critism. just send a comment back or add me on msn sir_simmo@hotmail.com l8a

Mar 07 '03
6:20 pm PST

Re: what the f--ck (Reply to this comment)
by okiebug
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!
YO...dis is a TEST!

thats sick but dont get an opset stomach heres some tums/
you do that so often you got sperm growin in ya gums/
how can yoy make mucho denaro/
with a f!cked up name foreverzero/
you aint cold just in last place/
if raping was a sport youd have no trophys in ya case/
your moms selling out like a trick/
who knows she could be like miss cartman b!tch got a d!ck/
i dont sweat it cause i dont pay for sh!t i hit that lic/
thats sick but dont get an opset stomach heres some tums/
you do that so often you got sperm growin in ya gums/
how can yoy make mucho denaro/
with a f!cked up name foreverzero/
you aint cold just in last place/
if raping was a sport youd have no trophys in ya case/
your moms selling out like a trick/
who knows she could be like miss cartman b!tch got a d!ck/
i dont sweat it cause i dont pay for sh!t i hit that lic/
thats sick but dont get an opset stomach heres some tums/
you do that so often you got sperm growin in ya gums/
how can yoy make mucho denaro/
with a f!cked up name foreverzero/
you aint cold just in last place/
if raping was a sport youd have no trophys in ya case/
your moms selling out like a trick/
who knows she could be like miss cartman b!tch got a d!ck/
i dont sweat it cause i dont pay for sh!t i hit that lic/

Apr 03 '03
5:52 pm PST

Re: Re: what the f--ck (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
whats f-cking wrong with you homie?
are you a f`@g or somthing do i really have to roast you now?

Apr 04 '03
8:21 pm PST

IM THE GREATEST MC (Reply to this comment)
by nasistite
Yo watup im the killer of this rap game
Come with me young-ones and i'll take you to my hall of fame
Hate to say it blankshadow, but your rhymes suck dick
your rhymes dont even crack me up more than a turban-wearing Sikh
looking at your kindergarten rhymes make me sad
but when i c that you think your good it makes me mad
your rhymes dont diss anyone but yourself
i bet if i saw you i'd think your an elf
im nas in the makin
and my rhymes are truly bakin
but now since i got no time
and plus since you got some cheap rhymes
im gonna leave and take a bow
and when you read this blanshadow, i know you'll be like wow!!

Apr 09 '03
8:26 pm PDT

Re: Re: IM THE GREATEST MC (Reply to this comment)
by forsaken_one
hm, Blank shadow, you spit pretty good, maybe we can battle one day...

Apr 22 '03
6:57 am PDT

Re: IM THE GREATEST MC (Reply to this comment)
by meracle
If you were the greatest mc,
Then whats that make me g,
I know my skills are to good to comprehend,
you the best, thats easy for you to pretend,
Ill put you to the test type in yo sh!t and press send,
I know im new but thats ok,
we all gotsta start somewhere,
say ur prayers cause im a rappers nightmare,
too good to battle the average wannabe,
you can hate on me but dont ask me to stop its un-easy,
no-one can top me ill rhyme all day,
me and my dawgs we dont play we do this like everyday,
reading yo rhymes its like BAM,
as john madden would say and its a big scam,
it must take you hours to think that sh!t up
cause when it comes out its like when I p!ss in a cup,
please dont tell me not to bash on you,
"repulsemonkey" is that the best that you mom can do,
if i had nothin to say what would i say,
so i let it all out i could do this all day,
but i better be leavin to go polish my crown,
that i got for nockin the greatest mc from your throne ....DOWN!!!!

Apr 28 '03
8:06 pm PDT

Re: shadow show (Reply to this comment)
by polor_girl2002
hey I liked all of your freestyle's your really good!!!!!!!!!!polor_girl2002@yahoo.com
LATER

May 12 '03
3:53 pm PDT

Re: Re: shadow show (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
who are you?

May 14 '03
3:41 pm PDT

Re: Re: Re: shadow show (Reply to this comment)
by xlynksx
Yo, Blankshadow/
You the least man/
I'll beat you any time/
can't you see you can't stand up to my rhymes?/
You give white guys a bad name/
So it's a DAMN good thing you'll never warrant any fame/
Goddamn your slow/
you can't compare to yay4jojos flow/
Wait don't say anything you'll just f*ck it up/
Your sh!t old, not too good/
where the f*ck you think you from, the hood?/
Your a Goddamn poser/
worse then Eddie Doser/
Try again B!tch cause your lines can't catch up/
You f*cking pup/
You inspired me to write my first rap Shadow/
Cause you ain't nothin but a ho/

May 31 '03
2:50 pm PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: shadow show (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
it's got a be a miracle if u ever learn to use these words lyricle/
come on man look at your f@cking name/
its a (god) d@mn shame/
how you come up in here shouting out my name/
you need to keep your b*tch *ss out my game/
its funny how you and the others just sound the same/
beleave me homie you dont want none of this/
i write better rhymes then you in the toilot with my p!ss/
you fake *ss white kids just p!ss me off/
watch the 8 mile and think u tough/
its not that easy kid it takes time/
witch u got cause u just going into grade 9/
ha lil f@get thinking u can step to me/
you were better off keeping my name to your self and learning off me/

Jun 04 '03
9:36 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: shadow show (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
come on f@get hit me up lil b!tch
if u got what it takes

Jun 05 '03
11:31 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: shadow show (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
thats why your a little b!tch

Jun 06 '03
1:46 pm PDT

step up to da big league (Reply to this comment)
by baddestbitch
Spit fire if u don't like re f_ck!ng write it but u cant ur only chalk to me write u on a blackboard and turn dust quickly. i've got the rythmn and power to take all yall suckers out want to freestyle with me u get buss out. u cant test me but if u run out i gatta jepordize my words and you'll be bug out, test a n!gga u get burn test a b!tch and u jus startin to learn. mysewell give up now u dont wanna get burn out by a b!tch ill make u have a beat like lilo and stitch.mess wit me ya gad damn right ill call u a b!tch.if any competitor come and ill grant ya wish

Jun 13 '03
4:59 pm PDT

Jun 13 '03
5:01 pm PDT

Re: step up to da big league (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
thats weak sh1t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jun 20 '03
12:29 pm PDT

Aussy hip hop c'mon at cha (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
Ya’ll lil p_ssy a$$ b!tches,
I will rip into you, till u need more than stiches,
I will burn your rhymes at a stake like the medieval witches,
SMILE!!! I just took your picture,
And pasted it on the wall of wanna be n!ggas,
But you all know that im soo much bigger,
And when it comes down im just a wigga,
But it don’t calculate, u can’t seem to figure,
How this white boy from a land down under,
Destroys MC’s up like mother natures thunder,
None can stand up they just fall like a pile of chunder,
Running of stage frightened and scared,
Regretting how they ever tried and dared,
to compete against my freestyle,
Bowed down and became docile,
Eye to eye of the mother f_ck!ng crocodile,
They listen but don’t seem to learn,
That theres no point of having a turn,
Against the greatest MC ever,

Jun 21 '03
6:31 pm PDT

Re: Aussy hip hop c'mon at cha (Reply to this comment)
by forsaken_one
f*** that
You want to rip son?
I gotta exlain wit a double barrel gauge/
you ain't got the pure skills to spit ill/
time to rip you b**** til you f***** up still/
let's go pus/
show how to rip real/

This guys so damned hyper he's ovulating/
masturbating to my lyrics, he should've been cooperating/
I'll rip you slashed, rashed with a hot flash/
get out your period b****, this ain't no wives club slender wishes bulls***/
ya lyrics gayer then a prison porno/
I got you sore like a b**** filled wit titanium dicks anal wise and f***** in the mouth moreso/
f***** panty sportin pansy cl** lipped hoe/
you reluctant to admit you a man, not for long though/
you couldn't blow nada if you was Iraq in the future/
p**** a** stlye, you got half price in the tampon aisle, after this peep had to loot ya/
large caliber heat, let's flow to the streets/
show you just a text emcee, moth f****

Jun 25 '03
11:19 am PDT

Re: Aussy hip hop c'mon at cha (Reply to this comment)
by forsaken_one
f*** that
You want to rip son?/
I gotta exlain wit a double barrel gauge/
you ain't got the pure skills to spit ill/
time to rip you b**** til you f***** up still/
let's go pus/
show how to rip real/

This guys so damned hyper he's ovulating/
masturbating to my lyrics, he should've been cooperating/
I'll rip you slashed, rashed with a hot flash/
get out your period b****, this ain't no wives club slender wishes bulls***/
ya lyrics gayer then a prison porno/
I got you sore like a b**** filled wit titanium dicks anal wise and f***** in the mouth moreso/
f***** panty sportin pansy cl** lipped hoe/
you reluctant to admit you a man, not for long though/
you couldn't blow nada if you was Iraq in the future/
p**** a** stlye, you got half price in the tampon aisle, after this peep had to loot ya/
large caliber heat, let's flow to the streets/
show you just a text emcee, moth f****

Jun 25 '03
11:20 am PDT

TurnDaPageB!tch (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Yo i'm sick of hearin all dese wanna be black fake a$$ mc's/
B!tch i put mo red spots on ya back then dat spyhlils dease/
But u know all my bullets will rock ya world/
Knowin da only set of clips u had was stealin Hair weave from ya girl/
Me and some chicks can make a chocolate swirl/
But if u f_ck wit me i'll buss nuts on yo girl/
Like a body buildin squirrle/
But f_ck all dat i aint gonna try until i get a good cat up fo compotition/
I need a cat dat aint scared cuzz when i spit fo real my raps have ya spine chokin ya neck in sumbmission/
But i aint startin no beef i'm jus tryna see if one of yall can bring out da best of me/
Rippin ya upper body parts then along gut u intestantly/
This could be were i could rap fo real instead of jus playin/
So if ya know you got what it takes pick up ya keyboard and start sprayin/
I know it gotta be a good cat on here so come up to da challenge/
So we can have a meetin of spits or comvo's but not like in da teachers lauwenge/

*yo if ya dopper dan dat holla at me but go first i wanna see if u enuff to make me bring out my skillz*

Jul 15 '03
10:23 am PDT

TurnDaPage (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Yo dis is a call out to ne body that wanna punchline battle wit me this is jus a test to see if u aint intiminated about this.

How many times yall gone do this
lil slim shady wanna be's/
ya best job that u can offer fo him is bein on ya knees/
Fuk quit watchin da movie thinkin u hard betta watch Tom Soyer/
Dont call out my name cuzz talk is cheap till i make u hire a lawyer/
U say u wanna sleep under da stars i can make one of those true but the other u can only think it/
U cant get wit Carria-Ann moss or Jada Pinket/
But now here name is Jada Smith f_ck it thats old/
Speakin of old i bet ya moma so fat her butt got its own zip code/
Now what nikka u know that got punch lines dis ill/
I'll shoot a big ben like i got time to kill/
8 mile wanna be u can never ride a bike wit out balance/
so why u gonna try to rhyme against me without talent/(but not honey come lol!)
Look dumb a$$ ya flows is small/
Like roaches pizzin on da wall/
But u smaller then dat i bet i got u shakin and ya teeth chattery/
I pop da gun in da club i bet all yall 8 mile cats runnin out just like a battery/
Man i'm done wit yall cats imma bout to mute wit out sayin nuffin/
I might be back when i wrap my dick in camoflaughe so yall cant see me cummin/

Jul 16 '03
9:28 pm PDT

Re: TurnDaPage (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
its funny how all your rhymes your talking to your self

everything you put on this page is wack you need some help

and thats why i'am here back again

to prove whos on top the white mexican

you wanna give a test and think your the best

here put this d!ck in your mouth and take a breath test

i'am the teacher so sorry you flunked

no hard feelings come on i only f@ck your sister when i'am drunk

so get off my d!ck what the f@ck

you publish 3 rhymes in like one day

you have no life you probley g@y

talkin about you lil slim shadys i'am sick of it

its blankman here get used to it

make you have nightmares b!tch

i'am like freddy in a horrer flick

and aint sh!t you can do

Jul 22 '03
10:29 am PDT

Re: Re: TurnDaPage (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Yo u lil fake a$$ mexican need to shut ya fukin mouth/
You prolly one of dem lil pplz thats scared to leave their house/
Lil b!tch made a$$ so stuck to da house he call it his special shrine/
What da fuk u talkin about fukin my sister u melister shes only nine/
But ne ways i rippin ya a$$ an i aint tryin/
U cryed to ya mommy after u seen ya skillz dyin/
And da funni thing iz it died b4 it was ever born/
U learned ya true skillz was jakin off to doggy porn/
Lil child melester prolly if u had a relative female u'll be fukin ya neice/
The only pus_y u will ever get is in ya hand wit some grease/
The only reason u spit is because ya momz aint teach ya how to swollow/
Swabin ya mouth all over d!cks then ya know nut cums and u know how to follow/
Up,man what ever i aint got the time fo ya wake a$$ rhymes/
I only came in dis sh!t because i thought someone had good punch lines/
But i have to settle fo dis blank d!ck a$$ person/
U need to quit readin dis rap cuzz i know u lookin at ya computer jurkin/
Dont even spitt nuttin back ya best job is blowin/
Ya mouth full of flavored and regular trojans/
D@mn i bet the tellie tubies can get wit u in flowin/
F_ck dis sh!t no more imma let u punk a$$ blank d!ck go right now i'm done/
U so soft man ya need to be santa clauses son/
And ya need to put skillz on ya wish list because u have none/
C'mon u started dis an imma let u see true skillz if u can come up wit a desent rhyme sceem fake a$$ b!tch test dese nuts.

Jul 25 '03
6:28 am PDT

Re: Re: TurnDaPage (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Fake a$$ white boy i can see threw ya weak rhymes and tell u r a lil scardy a$$ b!tch dat get chased home from school by so called "BULLIES"ya need to cover up ya waknes wit some partly good stuff cuzz u aint providin me sh!t fo compotition so far now i aint even tryin so i really really wanna see if a lil b!tch like u can make me write fo real but u really dont want that cuzz u will get the sh!t ripped outta u so i suggest u keep ya mouth closed unless u know how to punchline battle but what would u know u only know the basics of rap and not the other stuff like sayin sh!t that u really would do not in ya lil fantisy world get out of that blank mind of yours and snap into reality this is the real world i'm givin ya advice quit talkin sh!t over the internet and talk sh!t to ppl str8 up in front of their face and maybe u'll grow balls on dat smelly a$$ pus_y.

Jul 25 '03
6:42 am PDT

Re: Re: TurnDaPage (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Wtf u talkin about pullin out a gauge i bet all ya shells is duds/
Lil fake azz slim shady u must of consumed to much nut and now u think u elmer fud/
I'm thinkin u holdin a gun puttin lead in somebody is got to be silly/
Cuzz u a b!tch i bet u prolly one of dem lil hill billyz/
But fuk it imma clown ya fake azz all da way until ya wanna stop/
If ya knew so much about guns den why aint u eva bus a shot/
Now see u wanna hold a gun but ya momz say dont touch her d!ck again/
Ya want me to get funni naww it depends/
Right now i'm jus puttin sh!t down wit out thinkin twice/
Ya mind is like an elephants but hold on wait u scared of mice/
I bet u lookin at dis gettin mad right now and about to put an old azz record on/
B!tch when ever u do sh!t u come up short and i'll stepp on ya small azz like u was a lepercon/
And am i really gonna get fo real i dont know/
Its against my code to battle a lil f_ckin hoe/
An da thing is u never heard of me i heard of u/
B!tch azz pus_y if i was there i would murder u/
Spit shells threw ur busted up convertible/
Man u would never want me to be ya fatha/
I would put the drama to ya hoeish mama/
And beat her like an pinyata/
but thats only fo hoes so i guess i gotta include u/
So where ya at i'm lookin fo ya azz like scooby doo/
ummmm i'm waitin how long does a hoe take i wanna bring out some ill sh!t so try ya best man.

Jul 25 '03
9:09 am PDT

Re: Re: TurnDaPage (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Imma boost somethin up a lil

blankshadow why aint u puttin nuffin up man/
imma bout to when dis by defualt but that wasn't my plan/
i bus shots but the only onez u buss iz wit yo dick in ya hand/
dis iz nuffin really im jus bored waitin fo a bish blankshadow to show up*yawn to da muthafukin yawn*

Jul 29 '03
3:22 pm PDT

whatch yaself (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
shut the f@ck up cause all you know is i'am white and mexican/

i'll tell you now and later again listin b!tch i'am not your friend/

i dont know you and you dont know me/

like i said once before i write better then you with my pee/

this is your first time on the net and so out of a 100 you got a 3/

you should start to think before your up againts me/

what do i gots to do to make you see/

you f@ck!n white fruit topping/

see your f@ck!n gay left you all alone no body to talk to nothing else to say/

Jul 31 '03
4:58 am PDT

Re: whatch yaself (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Yo shut da fuk up what iz dis sh!t/
i can tell yo azz is a safe fo d!cks/
cept u dont need da combination or a lock to pick/
lil gay azz bish/
all yo rhymes are very fictionary/
imma rip ya every word like i shreaded a dictionary/
lil azz d!ck think u can fuk wit king kong/
after i show ya azz how many times i can bench press ya skinny azz to make u so scared u cant breath to long/
lil bish u shakin ya rhymes show da truth/
of how much u gay bish when i stuck my fist in ya mouth left u wit out a tooth/
say some real sh!t u aint providin me nuffin/
the chances of a gay f_gg!t like u bein better dan me is 1 to a million and somethin/
bish try again.

Aug 01 '03
1:13 am PDT

Re: whatch yaself (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
smack yo bish azz witta honeycomb instead of battlin a weak cat like u i aint even tryin

Aug 01 '03
1:15 am PDT

Re: Re: whatch yaself (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
hands forth step within my sicko inalises/
calisis apon my mind make me strain for my lines/
have i ripped it sceezed the brain made some liquod/
drained it in a cup and then i sipped it/
the mic let me clutch it/
thoughts take flight so fit this in your pipe and take a puff kid/
f@ck it i eat it like a tea pot steam hot/
apon a roof shot a marble with a verble sling shot/
take aim here i came i'am the same/
back in 86 i'd tag my name up on you window frame/
staine the mind the deep shade of resadew/
foices within the head make choices multipole/
multiply spawn blank alittle buzzed oh sh!t here comes the judge/

Aug 01 '03
8:31 am PDT

Dat Best No Contest (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Rip open ya body/
Show ya death dat only ppl seen godly/
Battle me then u messin wit da wrong kid the Honeycomb boss of the ppl dat smoke trees wit higher stems/
Leavin gunz unemployed cuzz i get mad then fire them/
I come from da world of strong men/
Not gay,da hardest lesson yall get is deciden Which restroom u belong in/
Some ppl is gay azz fuk i know circles dat roll str8er then u/
On da internet thinkin dey cool/
Loggin on to aol typin keys and escapin da tool/
Who iz ya foolin i make pplz bones bread dough/
Betta take ya steps back likka greedy toney little/

Aug 01 '03
11:35 am PDT

Re: Dat Best No Contest (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i dont know you but i bet you heard of me/
the motherf@cker that be pimpin cant u see/
you probibley look like a fat white dude with double dees/
not to be mean but sorry u gots to leave/
just quit and hop off the n@ts/
before you get hurt and turned to dust/
cause i aint playing no more maaaaaaaaan/
just doin what i gots to do for my plan/
stay outs my way before u see my hand/
up in your girl oh damn/
dont trip shes just my freind/
she even came to visit me up in the pen/
cheap p@ssy h@e/
never thaught we would meet like this yo/
but now your done no more playing/
quit trying harder man listin to what i'am saying/

Aug 03 '03
4:38 pm PDT

Re: Re: Dat Best No Contest (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Like what da fuk/
U bought to see a rhyme comin ya better duck/
I blaze sh!t so cold dey call me anti freeze/
When i spit i come so hard ya think that i sneeze/
Stabin ya azz in ya mid section/
N leavin ya scared stiff like u was paraniod of erection/
I got proof mc's/
Dont wanna shoot da breeze/
Im holdin all dis sh!t spittin tornado bullets/
I take da hoe cake n shoot it/
Im da main one on here n im new so dont try to deny it/
U pickin up doggs litter so imma say u takin a sh!t/

Aug 03 '03
11:08 pm PDT

Re: Re: Re: Dat Best No Contest (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i'am dominit cant u see/
your waiting like a b!tch just for me/
like your girl up in the crib lookin at her caller id/
every time it rings hopeing its me/
but you know what dog b!tches are stupid/
and i'll tell you why/
when you tell them its over they start to cry/
and when they try to end it they always lie/
like this b!tch i know trying to say i dont want to talk to u/
so i stoped and know its all she trys to do/
used to be on my nuts/
now i got a new girl for each of my new alphetes/
sh!t dog i know the game/
stay with the same b!tch and it gets lame/
new puss is the best/
like your girl for me and i love her chest/
now i gots to strap on the little guys vest/

Aug 13 '03
4:17 pm PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Dat Best No Contest (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Lemme spit somethin i hope u aint provoked by my words/
Yo girl ridin my d!ck more then wind under da wings of a bird/
All yo azz really need is one hand and a pair of tweezerz/
C'mon dog yo girl blow more then busted speakerz/
It's a fukin shame ya girl cant even look at chu/
I bet yo azz look like a fuked up rejected pikchu/
I speak the realness in my mind/
All ya girls are way under a dime/
Dey way bellow a one as far back as time/
But lemme breath already/
Or ill fukin strangle yo azz witta peice of spaghetti/
U prolly uglier then a yetti/
AKA da abomidable Snow Man/
Yo chick breath so hot she can fry an ice cube wittout a pan/
C'Mon what u know about playin u aint a pimp/
U cant even get ugly girls lil wimp/
U aint suppose to get rid of em n go to da next just use them azz fukin fun/
But they dont want a 9 milimeter they want my 9 meter stick load cum gun/
My rhymes spit sh!t that makes humans erase/
U prolly one of dem cats dat let girls nut on dey face/
Yo u better dan me hahahahaha b!tch im jus playin/
dese words im sprayin/
Have u on da ground layin/
I told yo azz to shut up now listen to what da fuk im sayin/

DA BEST ON DIS B!TCH N AINT EVEN TRY TO GO FOREAL YET...................*end transmition*

Aug 14 '03
2:58 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Dat Best No Contest (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
i aint got groups i got flocks/
ask ya moms how many licks it takes to get to the center of my tootsie pop/
u lil girl/
trying to p!ss me off/
well ya aint u lil girl/
but i'll tell ya what!!! you need to stand up and get off these nuts/
before you get caught up and start to fuss/
popin your pimples your nasty @ss eats the puss/
its cool and all your trying/
but aint nothing doing sh!t aint no one buying/
your like a fiction book always lying/
how many hoes do i got/
times your mom by 11 thats alot/
but that just up in my area code/
i probibley got a couple near u/
so dont be suprised if ya ever hear my name/
its what i do its me its james/

Aug 14 '03
11:09 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Da Best No Contest (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Yo quit spittin dis wack sh!t what u fo getin yo rhymes/
how many sluts do u get subtract 1000 after u times/
It by zero d@mn dawg dat makes it worse/
U fukin carry ya rhymes like how u carry ya purse/
After im done wit u ull be dead but itll still be some sh!t dat u feelin/
And the only fans u got jus spin onna ceilin/
what u gonna do to me mommy he bout to make me cry/
What da fuk yo punk azz gonna do mess up my hard drive/
Plz/
Da best thing u do in life is on ya knees/
Da way u stay on my nuts man dat sh!t kinda strange/
And yo imaginary girl dont know whats a dick so imma spray on her facial plains/
I told her im likka protective squirlle in acorn session she right in my nuttin range/
So stay of my d!ck/
I dont want a dike chick/
Cuzz dats all u is to me izza ugly azz b!tch/
But i dont fuk wit he/she's so which one of these chicks imma pick/

Aug 14 '03
10:58 pm PDT

step to this b!tch (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
alright, alright listin you fake @ssnas wannabe/
their isnt no compatitoin between me and you/
you already lost give it up who knew/
your mamma can flow better then you/
you should just say f!ck it and give it up/
drop to ya knees and serve it up/
ya p@ssy @ss book of rhymes/
no one wanna here ya fake @ss three f@ckin times/
learn how to press publish your comment once/
pull ya hand out your @ss and your head out ya c@nt/
i can only stand your @ss if i smoked a blunt/
i can only f@ck ya moms if i'am drunk/
pretty f@cked up but atleast i dont lie/
tell the truth or ya make a mistake ya die/
i tell it how it is wheater ya wanna hear it or not/
your so full of b/s your rhymes are criss crossed/
they dont make sence worth sh!t/
ya better stop now before ya get split/
ya wannabe be pimp with the hat and a feather/
all u got in ya closet is a purse with matching pants but their leather/

Aug 18 '03
9:46 am PDT

Re: step to this b!tch (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Blank quit tryna be hard cuzz all im seein u cant rap better dan a frog/
I'll knock da b!tch out u like im takin da soul out a female dog/
Dont get mad cuzz all my flows are doper dan urs n bring waves likka ocean/
Lil Kid face it ya hand n lotion is ya only love potion/
Dont be sad i still gotta place fo u in my attic or garuage/
U got heat when i pull it out u see a maruage/
Lil b!tch go get a fukin life/
Matter of fact u can go n be Dennis Rodman's wife/
U a lawyer dat doesnt pay attention dats not the case/
Im so murderous i can make a smurf blue in da face/
U remind me of a hoe azz cat tryin hard to be a chick/
U aint hard come around where im at to my lil sister ull be b!tch/
What da fuk u know about killin imma muthafukin crip/
Slob azz boi dont make me kill u when dese shell's catch ya hip/
like i said b4 i aint tryin on ya azz/
I'm undefeated u lost in da trash like broken glass/

Aug 19 '03
1:58 am PDT

Re: step to this b!tch (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Blank i think u should try harder man i aint gettin good enuff practice fo dis battle royal man u need to write somethindope fo a change man cuzz i gotta get this middle weight title in audio battlin n i need practice even if one of my practice cats is a lil b!tch like u dont say im wack if i aint tryin n my rhymes still better dan urs:))i think u should join da backstreet boyz.

Aug 19 '03
2:03 am PDT

Re: step to this b!tch (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
look if u wanna do dis battle jus download cooledit on www.cooledit.com n get a mic if u aint got one n learn how to use dat studio n then maybe dis will get interestin.

Aug 19 '03
2:05 am PDT

Aug 19 '03
2:25 am PDT

Re: Re: step to this b!tch (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow

first is first and worse is worse
you steping to me is worse curse in your verse
thinking your cool cause u think u rap
get that b/s out of here your book of rhymes has just been taped
you like that dont u well forget about it
you dont know sh!t so just forget about it
you dont ranke sh!t up in my game
you aint nothing but lame brain flame
you should stop while your behind
i never knew so much hate could come out my rhymes
but you did it its all your fault
you cant be mad when you wake up without your thoughts
cause i'am like freddy i'll steal your dreams
when you dont realise you fell a sleep
murder your @ss and burry you 6 feet deep
still alive but i dont give a f@ck
i'll still thrive and get ya mom and bust a nut

Aug 19 '03
7:06 am PDT

Re: Re: step to this b!tch (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
come on that sh!t was tight

Aug 19 '03
11:16 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: step to this b!tch (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Lol omg dis sh!t is funny/
I can get mo compotetion from da easter bunny/
That didnt seem like nuffin there/
U aint even fit to wash my dirty underwear/
U spittin hate then i must of got to u cuzz like i said i wasnt tryin/
But u callin yo self da best u must be lyin/
I'm da muthafukin audio light heavyweight champ/
N i aint ever loose u a rookie b!tch go back to rhyme camp/
Now when i spit dese rhymes u see em n shake wit sweat droppin from ya glands/
N i hope u dont bite dese rhymes dat im feedin u man/
I already told u ur just one of my practice battles/
Ya rhymes need skills ur lika cowboy wit outa sattle/
Now dont get mad jus because u my practice i admit u a lil good/
But this almost about to be over cuzz in one week i gotta middle weight title match ya undastood/
So like i'm sayin right now try yo hardest writtin/
Cuzz like i been sayin i aint tryin/
Audio izza differenter thing then typin/
Getta cooledit n learn how to use it/
Then maybe we can have an audio battle to see who got the better soundin music/
So imma chill till i get in dis battle royal after this one match/
I think im handin up my lightheavy weight title if i win so if u get cooledit ya better catch/

Aug 19 '03
12:35 pm PDT

we cool (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
how many sniffs of glue do u got to do/
before u realise theirs no brain cells left to use/
up in your h-e-a-d/
taking pills like ridalen for a.d.d/
so f@cked up you cant stand strait/
so f@cked up ya cant stand your own wieght/
till ya colaps i aint stopin sh!t/
till the day i die i aint stoping sh!t/
this freestyleing never ends no matter what happens/
till the day the loser gets revenge/
you better whatch and pray/
for that day to never come but hey/
every thing happens for a reason/
like slug said every action has a point/
5 points makes a fist/
you swing and it hurts when it hits/
you say you gonna be a rapping champion/
well go for it man/
i'll be right behind you dog no matter where u stand/
you dont know me and i dont know you/
who really gives a f@ck i'am cool with you/
your rhymes aint that bad/
but its not what u say its how u say it/
and its not what u do its how u do it/

Aug 20 '03
7:58 am PDT

Re: we cool (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Yo that i have to admit was tight/
It's like im body buildin rippin da mic/
Yeah u cool ya rhymes aint bad at all/
What happened to da rest of the ppl on here did u beat em all/
Well to late now i got one more week to prepare/
Until i polish my skillz n burn da mic witta flair/
Did u download cooledit yet if u did lemme know/
Maybe we can do some collabes yeah n u can post yo stuff on da net so u can show/
The world ya skillz/
Popin rhymes like ja rule does dem pills/
I'll be waitin when u get the cooledit/
Yeah we cool but u already said it/

Aug 20 '03
3:28 pm PDT

Re: we cool (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Yo blank u should listen to dis battle against granduer (http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=352950&q=Hi) what cha think of it.

Aug 20 '03
3:33 pm PDT

Re: Re: we cool (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
hey dog where you from i'am from st.paul minnesota and we got this tight @ss rapper from here check him out go to kazza or however u download and type in blaze battle his name is eyedea hes a pretty good freestyler blaze battle toke place in new york and he beat everyone at age 17 i think he lives right by me and his homie slug is in a rap group called atmosphere download some of his sh!t i'am telling you its cold like his album called "god loves ugly"or go to
www.rhymesayers.com
tight rappers

Aug 20 '03
4:03 pm PDT

Re: Re: Re: we cool (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
I live in Youngstown,Ohio but i gotta say dat sh!t was dope but iz u fo realive next door to u,uhhhh well ne wayz u should listen to dese two songs dey silly as hell(http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=210538&q=Hi) n dis one(http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=226728&q=Hi) n u might like dis one(http://www.soundclick.com/util/streamM3U.m3u?ID=266706&q=Hi)check dat out.

Aug 21 '03
3:21 am PDT

dude i was high when i did this (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
you say you need practice but what u need is help/
so you came to the right place you know what to do get the belt/
my champion belt that issss dont get it mixed up/
with your plastic peice of sh!t/
aint worth the rhyme and hell eough not worth my time/
if ya wanna see me rap watch tv/
check me out with em,50,and snoop/
doing a remix bout pimp/
aint soft like you lil wimp/
but i dont feel bad/
cause that makes you weaker when you want to be tough/
so dont give up now dont turn to dust/
cause dust is mud so get dusted with bud/
ya understand now cause if you dont/
you need to smoke some bud/
then re read it and tell me what u think/

Aug 21 '03
11:02 am PDT

Re: dude i was high when i did this (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
dope its tight

Aug 22 '03
11:43 am PDT

what up (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
come on show me something tight write something

Aug 22 '03
12:21 pm PDT

Re: what up (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
puttin cold steal to ya adam's apple n blow out ya esophugus/
fillin u up wit nitrogen fluid until u start to spontanious combuss/
rippin the track like i was a runnin body builder/
break ya neck over n over again untill u need a spinal vertabrat filter/
i am da all time mad flower usin big words so can ya spell dis/
I'm so dope i make crack n cocain n herion jeleous/
Ya lier lier ill come to yo picnic n bring death inna basket/
Ill let Jim Carry u to ya casket/
Da evil one dat'll bring so many shoots/
Leavin blood soakin ya socks/
Betta go getta mop/
Send u to satin witta million n five demons/
Scare u fo a million n 9 reasons/
Makin all hata's stop breathin/
Im da illest alive/
U cant eva find my equal n da future or present or past of time/
Cause theres no one that can hold da rhymes dat im keepin/
Spit acid at dis page when u look it'll have ya eyes bleedin/

Aug 22 '03
11:37 pm PDT

whatcha think of dat dawg (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
how iz dat

Aug 22 '03
11:40 pm PDT

Re: whatcha think of dat dawg (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
h.ell yeah dog thats was some dope sh!t

Aug 23 '03
2:41 am PDT

Re: Re: whatcha think of dat dawg (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
ight thanks now drop anotha one.

Aug 24 '03
1:17 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: whatcha think of dat dawg (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
When i spit a ryhme on epinion/
u wanna be's step into my dominion/
theres no stoppin i can bust out a million/
ryhmes one after the other/
and theres no stoppin the topic/
but mostly there about your mother/
coz i dont luv-her/
i just want to smother/
that hot little tw-at with all my juices/
after i done she has no more uses/
like you book_of_gay/
i know your good, but u dont have to say/
why dont you spray/
in a different direction/

BOOK_OF_RYHMES.
make use of your talent. Try writing something with meaning, stop saying bullsh!t how u will do this and that, when actually u are probably a weak pusstified lil b!tch. Maybe your not weak but still write something creative. I know i cant write creative yet but still u have talent. USE IT.
Catch from the ommis livin downunder

Aug 26 '03
12:21 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: whatcha think of dat dawg (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Lol o sh!t catz dat dont even audio battle tellin me to make use b!tch i aint even tryin like i said tho yea i got talent but tho how can i be p_zzy n i got shot three times i killed b4 n imma fukin crip what da fuk u know u prolly a lil b!tch.

Yo who da fuk u think u is dont try to get a chrome burst/
Yo azz couldnt touch me witta cavity search/
I'm da toppest level like roofs/
I stomp down on ya azz wit mo heat like the devil wit boots/
U dont wanna fuk wit dis im da greastest flower n da greatest fighter/
U couldnt climb up to my level of compotion wit the greatest hikers/
U need to stop readin dis sh!t cuzz i know u gonna start bitin/
If u do imma drive ya azz bannas like monkeyz witta licesn/
Dont say nuffin else cuzz u likka chick u be b!tchin/
Imma dish out these punches like fights held in kitchens/
Dont start no sh!t,I know u wanna follow me b!tch/
Come put ya self inna killa shoes if u borrowed my kicks/
Now i wanna see yo azz spit somethin better im garunteed to stand higher/
Da day u see my true heat the day u die like vampires/
Yeah i said it dont go to anotha site n use my rhymes or u dead/
My gat will blow ya mind n not a physcietris givvin head/
U cant add up to my level cuzz imma stacked up mathic/
B!tch u better stay in ya lain like backed up traffic/
My rhymes will make u sick n stick u/
Take out ya skeloton n poke it cuzz i gotta bone to pick wit chu/
U wanna challenge me im like whats ya problem/
I bet u shakin so much i swear u was from harlem/
U cant fuk wit me u wack dawg ull get dismantled/
Dont get inflicted wit sh!t u cant handle/

Respect Greatness

~New middlweight champion u cant fuk wit dis dont try~

Aug 26 '03
3:41 am PDT

Better dan u(addin mo embarrisment) (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Lol o holl da fuk up imma emmbaris ya azz a lil bit mo since u cant write nuffin better dan dat den ill goyo level basic azz punk muthafuka im higher level ranked den u n u need to get the fuk outta ppls bizzness so lemme kicka plain basic fo ya azz.

Yo lil b!tch dont fuk wit real nikkas n get shot/
Ill point the pistol at my target n keep popin untill ya body drops/
U cant fuk wit me i dont care if im good/
But u aint yo azz suppose to be rappin on fairy tales from da hood/
Soft azz b!tch,u should learn to not try to diss someone better dan u/
I meen whats ya problem why u say somehin to me i know it aint cuzz i got mo cheddar dan u/
I like to know why u aint battle shadow huh ommis u picked da wrong person to get watsed/
By,u should stay wit yo seseame street rhymes u fukin basic/
I spit real sh!t u spit sh!t dat u wish u could do/
Imma go easy on ya punk azz cuzz im better dan u/

~if i was u i would just make peace~

But if ya wanna do it da hard way i never loose especially to a rookie basic cat like u come at me when u learn how to use punchlines then u would maybe be a challenge but as im already sayin from ri now u want beef b!tch bring the sesonings i already got the recipe.

Aug 26 '03
4:03 am PDT

Re: Better dan u(addin mo embarrisment) (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
i aint dissin' yo raps i aint say u no good/
but one thing i dont believe is that you from da hood/
i had a crack at yo' azz coz u need to use your talent/
yo' alwayz talk tough, i can do it its easy, i knocked ya out with a mallet/
Im sure if we started a ballot/
other people would agree/
that yo' could turn this sh!t up to another degree/
u keep claimin' that u next dopest mc/
but all i can see is that yo a washed out wanna be warren G/
If i was me i wouldnt make peace/
it will be yo ryhmes on dis site that will be da first to cease/
yo claimed that you killed a guy, where the hell are the police/
it seems to me that yo all talk/

F_ck you man. i am just trying to give some productive criticism. there was no embarassment, no one knows me i dont know them, why da F_ck should i care? i dont. All bark no bite.
Catch from the ommis downunder

Aug 27 '03
1:17 am PDT

Re: Re: Better dan u(addin mo embarrisment) (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Ight now holl up

U sayin u aint try to diss me den where da fuk did book of gay come from/
Dont lie to yo self like that u makin it so u look dumb/
But fuk it u sayin wheres da police/
Nobody knows dat i did it cuzz they think it was anotha nikka deceased/
U claim u real den why u talkin sh!t over da net/
I really aint into talkin sh!t to ppl i cant get/
To,but fuk it i really aint into dis sh!t/
Cuzz i aint got time im suppose to be makin a song not on here battlin n sh!t/
U waistin my time u shouldnt of said nuffin ri now all i am doin is talkin in rhymes/
I can throw a watermeleon at chu n have u coughin up rimes/
Aww damn why am i still goin i wish i could jus get to dis problem n shoot it/
Mater of fact i put a gat in ya azz n have yo azz pisin bullets/
U sayin i aint real den how real is u/
I meen startin sh!t over da net is what u think is cool/
U say u tryna tell me to make use of my talents imma underground rapper/
I dont even want i record deal i do it cuzz i like it n causin disaster/
To wanna be's da try to challenge me to a battle n get hurt/
N if u tryna make a motivatin speach u cant at all u n dat sh!t wont work/
See all im sayin is fo somebody on hear get a cooledit pro/
Off of www.cooledit.com n get a mic n den learn how to use it then challenge me yo/

Look dont do ne of dat talkin sh!t ova da net i think thats really cowardis tho man jus go str8 wit yo sh!t if u tryna mativate somethin den stay on da subject read ya raps n look at what u sayin dat ish aint motivative lol i dont even need dat really like i said i dont care if im good i dont brag alot i jus say sh!t dats true or what eva that comes out my fukin mind when i write dis i dont think when i write i speak my mind.

Aug 27 '03
7:31 am PDT

guess who (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
aight what up i'am back my computer f@cked up for a couple of days but i'am here now and i'll spit later but hey congrats to you book of rhymes for doing your thing

Aug 27 '03
10:41 am PDT

guess who (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
ommis has been on the nuts for a while/
besides his name what he needs to change is his style/
he talks sh!t then denis it/
all stupid and dumbfounded you published it man you cant hide it/
and congrats hats off to book of rhymes/
for getting the gold after beating lil f@gs with ya lines/
ommis dont mean no harm nothing to get upset about or alarmed/
hes weak and challeneged always speaking lies/
looking for every reason just to pop up and say hi/
but its comming to an end like all the others/
spit something for a couple weeks then disapear/
leave no trace just difeat in the air/
u gots to smoke some bud and let the stench stay in ya hair/
just to prove ya a gangsta/
walking up in court not giving a f@ck what ya smell like/'
not trying to impress anybody

Aug 27 '03
1:32 pm PDT

Re: guess who (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
yeah, there no denyin', and ima not start lyin'/
i took a crack at book of ryhmes, and it recoiled on me, now look who dyin/
DA OMMIS/
i finish at dat/
now blankshadow sayin that he at yo' back/
whats he coverin yo' with, his lil brothers plastic cap gat/
It looks like BOR has a new bum buddy/
get blank to suck yo dick, spray a load in his face, now he all muddy/
cum mixed with sh!t, is blanks azz to runny?/
i sit back and laugh at blank after he tried to suck up afta he got f_cked up/
he has a go at me bcoz he know that im the weaker MC/
that really shows balls/
i think i atleast have da skillz ta make ya fall/
B!TCH

Catch from the OMMIS downunder

Aug 28 '03
3:14 am PDT

guess who (Reply to this comment)
by book_of_rhymes
Lol i hope dat wasnt a dis at me ommis.
So yall battlin again huh well imma be back i aint got time to say nuffin else n thanks tho blank but i think i can say somethin real quik

Yo ommis whats wrong wit ya mind today/
The way u typin ya rhymes its makin u seem gay/
I hope u aint cuzz ill feel sick if i battled against an homosexual/
But u prolly dropped da soap,attached to a rope/
But ne wayz i cant say much imma bout to go/
So when i come back ommis get ready to bow down to da pros/

If ya still wanna go i might not have much time im still commin up wit punchlines fo dis battle royal fo a shot at the heavyweight title.blank if u gotta cooledit yet hit me up n if i aint gotta battle ne body fo a while imma give u a shot at me ight.

Aug 28 '03
2:14 pm PDT

what up y all (Reply to this comment)
by kay-money
Yo what up people of epinions . com /
Im new at this sh_t but Im ready to drop bombs/
When Im writtin flows I don't like to keep'm long
but fo real i need some feed back/
yall people know i need that/
yall people should belive that/
So all u master m'ces please write back/
tell me if my rhyms are phat/
and if not yall know that i'ma come right back/

later,
kay

Sep 07 '03
5:42 pm PDT

Re: TurnDaPage (Reply to this comment)
by kay-money
Man its my first time hear and u already p_ssen me off/
It ain't are fault ya sista be jack'n us off/
yo rhyms ain't got nothin on me so back the f-ck off/
for i take a knife and cut yo f-ck'n head off/
u just a little b_tch dog so shut the f)ck up/
For i get some c-4 and blow yo azz up/
oh! yay almost forgot b_tch ima white boy 2/
and to me and my other honkies u just an other f_ckin foo

Sep 07 '03
5:57 pm PDT

show me what u got (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
you waited ten minutes and expected a reply/
let your pubetey kick in ya voice and then give it anouther try/
you sound like a lil p@ssy gangster whos only ten/
never should a commented cause now your dead/
no bullets just so full of sh!t/
talkin bout honkies and foos n***a you need to quit/
you never started just ended/
sorry to be an @sshole but your going no where/
no oxegen to the brain cause ya wearing lil kids underwear/
but thats cool man whetever floats ya boat/
running around lookin for lil kids you lil freddy i'll slice ya throat/
two murshedes in my back pocket and a gun in my coat/
its the end of the line/
so dont try to reply/
ended your fame before you even came up in the game/
left behind no replys but shame/

Sep 09 '03
2:29 am PDT

kay-money gay (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
kay-money, yo will never make no "money" Kay?/
we know it ya first time and we think u aint funny just gay/
c'mon everybody just listen to what i say/
this lil' toddler is nuttin but a f_ggot/
he steps up ta da ommis and cant hack it/
what he dont know yet is that i rip him apart like a pirhana to a maggot/
think about your lines before ya post em in/
me and blank f_ck up f_ggots and throw em in the bin/
tryin talk tough, that should be a sin/
we cage yo up and dont feed ya till ya get thin/
now you all full of anorexia/
mixed with hella dyslexia/
ya not close to black just dirty from mexica/
now shut the f_ck up if ya dont want embarrassment/
Mc_ommis only give harassment/
i will annihilate and dilate any muthaf_cka sucker/
ya stupid azz clucker/

NO OFFENCE TO THE MEXICANS, CHEECH AND CHONG RULE
Catch from da ommis downunder

Sep 11 '03
12:25 am PDT

Re: kay-money gay (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
Where u at kay im waitin'...

Sep 12 '03
4:56 pm PDT

guess who's back (Reply to this comment)
by mc_cadaverous
Hey I'm back!! And I'm here to spit some raps!! So get ready CHUMPS.

Sep 16 '03
9:47 pm PDT

TO ALL FAKE RAPPERS (Reply to this comment)
by mc_cadaverous
All you fake rappers better grab your junk and flee
Cadaver's back in the house and I didn't come for tea
Gone for six months 'cause I was on vacation
Biatches visit my bedroom like it's a train station
MC Cadaver, some might say that I'm conceited
But my raps are so real that they all got deleted
While I was gone there aint been nothing but chumps
Fake raps stinking up, better move'em to the dumps
Chump named Shadow, his mom and sister are skanks
I bust out a loaded AK while he be shootin blanks
And gay-money, what is that sheit you be spittin
It sure aint raps cause you as black as Bill Clinton
I be sippin gin and juice while you drinking gay Sobe
Never give a biatch a nickle cause I'm a player like Kobe
I'll say this only once, you all are just fakers
Reloading up my raps just like the LA Lakers
Bringing out the reserves like Malone and Payton
I don't rap for Jesus, but then I don't rap for Satan
I only rap for one person, his name is The Cadaver MC
Better give me all your money 'cause I don't rap for free
Your ex-biatch calls me "Superman" but my name aint Shaq
She be suckin me off while I grub on a Big Mac
Whenever I do her she gets all wet like a fountain
We even did it on Goliath at Six Flags Magic Mountain
Never had a real job cause real work don't pay
I'm a hustler from Watts in the City of LA
I'll return real soon so you better stay on your toes
Cause while you playing games you know I'm pimpin hoes

Sep 16 '03
10:27 pm PDT

Re: TO ALL FAKE RAPPERS (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
Wat da fuk you tryin' ta say, just stop talkin'/
da closest you get to a biatch is them ones you stalkin/
After I'm done da only thing left is da police are chalkin/
bystanders circling around just gorkin'/
thinkin' to themselves what a mutilation/
people hearin state wide on the radio station/
till eventually it gets around to the whole muthaf_ckin' nation/
MC_Cadaverous step inline of my firing ryhme/
spit acidic rhymes in his eyes now he blind/
ya cant see da big picture, ima get cha/
not gonna hit cha, jus chew ya up and spit cha/
muthaf_kin hoe, yo dont know what im capable of/

l8a from da ommis downunder

Oct 11 '03
2:35 am PDT

Re: Re: TO ALL FAKE RAPPERS (Reply to this comment)
by mc_cadaverous
Chumps see me rapping so they think they can too
But fifteen years ago I was just a sucker like you
Got my pimp game going with cel phones and faxin'
Giving my hoes coaching just like Phil Jackson
Go out there and work, don't care if it's rainy or sunny
If you see that trick ommis be sure to get all his money
Oh wait, that sucka is just a poor azz ho
Thinks he's a player while he cruises in his Yugo
Smoked him in my new Bimmer on interestate 10
The only biatch he ever had was addicted to Fen Phen
You need some rap lessons but I aint here to teach
Busy gettin head from your mom on Manhatten Beach
MC Cadaver, when I rap I go straight for the kill
Knocking fake rappers straight out like Nyquil
Rap against the Cadaver and you'll face a stacked deck
Next to me you're a nerd on the couch watchin Star Trek
You'll have better luck locked up praying in the steeple
I'm a real deal rapper just like The Dilated Peoples
The city that's my home is the city they call Watts
While I was makin big money you were still eatin tater tots
Fake azz internet gangsters think they're all hard
Get robbed in a minute if they come to Crenshaw Boulevard
Better lock all your doors 'cause Cadaver's on the attack
All yall are crackas, but I'm 100 PERCENT BLACK

Oct 12 '03
10:27 pm PDT

Wats ta say a white boy cant rap (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
Ya, whats ta say a white boy cant rap/
i spit a verse and the b!tches think it phat/
by yourself they also think your paht, but next to da ommis they think you jus wack/
i got you grovelin at your knees just smellin my sack/
you cant reach my d!ck but ya keep tryin ta get back/
but what ya dont know is that ya on the right tram wrong track/
step up again and jus have another crack/
coz i dont care all i wont is your mumma's bug bite sized rack/
so i can bust one hell-of-a load/
wishin yo had my 10 inch dick but unlucky that ya have a chode/
it may be 3 inch fat but it 3 inch long/
totally opposite to that of a bong/

gotta head only had a few mins to write. that last ryhme ruled ova mine.
Catch from da ommis downunder

Oct 15 '03
12:20 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: TO ALL FAKE RAPPERS (Reply to this comment)
by jimmy-from-oz
Listen up ya'll, theres a new voice here at epinions/
And if you think you're the boss, im 'bout ta bring down your dominion/
I strike like lightning, and i Explode like thunder/
Fo' fun brother, im representin' the land down under/
Literally... im from Australia, dude/
where that is some-of-u-ignorant-f**ks dont even have a clue/
But anywayz, im here to stay without a doubt, B/
so heres a lil bit of info fo yall to know about me/
I dig ta Tha Liks, Defari and King T/
Ras Kass, Saafir and Mr X to the Z/
I got my heart n soul set on a one goal/
that i die from a disease related to alcohol when i get old/
So whenever u see me with my eyes all sunk/
ima livin by my motto. "avoid hangovers... stay drunk"/

First up, respect to blankshadow fo' bein here/
And bustin phat fresh rhymes fo' nearly a full year/
Up next, props to dat dope MC book of rhymes/
for burnin countless fake a.ss b!tches wit yo blazin lines/
Now this is my first net battle, ima b put to the test
but here is the first issue i feel i need to address/
Theres one cat up in here who thinks he tha man/
One of many muthaf**kaz i jus dont underdstand/
He's one ultra try hard dat cadaver retard/
fo real dawg, u tryin ta claim crenshaw boulevard/
maybe some bright day u drove through with your daddy/
Man i dun take you serious, ur a lil b!tch, caddie/
I don't give a f**k, i don't care what u hav to say/
its all bullsh!t, whats next, you're down wit doc dre?!/
I dont give a sh!t fo' yo reply or what u got to say against me/
he's nothin but a wannabe fake a.ss fiddy cent, see/
Your cover is so thin dat its f**kin see thru/
u wont see me makin myself out to b evil/
or bad, no i aint a gangsta rapper/
but if some f**ka talks sh!t, ill kick his a.ss if i have ta/
Stop pretendin, u aint a muthaf**kin MC/
Your style was left behind at the turn of the century/
I think its time yo a.ss when n corrected your wack flow/
as fo' pimipin hoes, yo, your mum doesnt count, bro/
So there it goes dawg, u heard my attack on you/
hit me back, b!tch, stay tuned fo rap two too/

If any other lil b!tches wanna start beef wit me/
I'll verbally destroy you unmercifully/

Word

From Jimmy From Oz, keep on hop hippin, keep on gettin drunk wit this cognac im sippin

Oct 20 '03
5:29 am PDT

whats new (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
what up rap cats my bad i been gone for a grip i just had sh!t to take care of
yall mean
but whos up next?

Oct 20 '03
6:28 pm PDT

Re: Re: Re: TO ALL FAKE RAPPERS (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
you say your a 100% black when the sh!t you was on is 100% crack/
no one cares or is reading your sh!t/
so dont spit or try to come back with a fake hit/
i do this sh!t to just be strait clownin/
take a minute to read your sh!t and listin to how wak its soundin/
your fake you couldnt freestyle in person i bet ya heart would be poundin/
i'll leave you like a camp counsler at crystal lake droundin/
aight i'am done for now/
adios syanara kapling kapow/
one more thing
i'am the leader so you must fallow/
you oviusly cant spit so you must swallow/

peace out this was for mccaderver or whetever aight i'am out,
blankman

Oct 21 '03
8:17 am PDT

Re: Re: Re: Re: TO ALL FAKE RAPPERS (Reply to this comment)
by ommis
Hey jimmy, where bout from Oz r u?

Oct 22 '03
3:05 am PDT

MC CADDIE? WHOS YA DADDY! (Reply to this comment)
by jimmy-from-oz
Hahaha this sh!t goin out to that cadaver guy/
Because I got so much sh!t on him i jus' caint wait fo a reply..

Hey dawg i was jus readin through yo' previous crap/
im bout to drop more bombs on u than Bush did on Iraq/
I said i strike like lightning, u bout to get struck too/
You sound so much like a p@ssy i almost wanna FUC.K YOU!/
Man for the last few years i've been layin dormant/
Now im startin to wake up after your little performance/

hey, I jus rapped and recorded myself spittin cadaver's sh!t/
Hey blankshadow, hear my idea out, i think u'll dig it/
I got this on a tape n im goin on a lil money quest/
U think ill win? i do... i sent it in to worlds funniest/

U claim to b a real rapper, cadaver? y dont u try harder man?/
Because TO ME you bout as real as that muthaf*cka SPIDERMAN/
Your stories are 'bout as believeable as those on Jerry Springer/
U'd be as good a rapper as eminem would be a f#ckin opera singer/
Listen to yo'self dawg, your helpless, your destitute/
i know a b!tch who'd sound more real on a mic... SHE'S MUTE/
Man when i was 10 i had more mic skills than u ever had/
to me u sound like a f*ckin rich boy, spoilt by your dad/
So after readin the past 8 lines u get the point im makin!?/
LISTEN TO ME CADDIE! YO' NOT REAL SO STOP FAKIN!/
Yeah, thats right u live in your own lil dream world/
i bet that muthaf*cka aint never f*ct a SINGLE GIRL/
Haha listen dawg i just dont think u git it yet/
Do u know how f**kin dumb your rap sounds over the internet?/
You ''smoked'' ommis you say? Whoa is that sh!t true!?/
Pretty impressive CONSIDERING HE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE F*CKIN WORLD TO YOU!/ (i think)
Yeah caddie, u better hear what im sayin/
and FEEL what im sprayin/
cause right now dawg i aint playin/
In a competition of dumb f*cks u'd win by far/
you're NOTHIN compared to some others here, they know who they are/
Matter-o-fact ull never turn out to be a phat rapper/
cause when u start bustin, even the stage ur on will collapse from laughter/
you're a disaster.

This to ommis, u wanna know where in Australia im from?/
Ill narrow it down for ya, between north sydney n wollongong/
So wsup anyway man u from this phat country too?/
Hit me back wit a bit of info about u/
peace

There we go theres two phat raps/
all u other cats hit me back wit what u think of that/

Hear the thunder from down under

Oct 22 '03
8:21 pm PDT

CADAVER IS BACK, CHUMPS BETTER RUN (Reply to this comment)
by mc_cadaverous
Fake rappers aim for the top, trying to take me down
But battle against me and I'll rip you like an evening gown
I blast holes in chump freestylers, now you lookin kinda porous
Cause I'm from LA and he's from the mother fsckin rainforest
You got less game in your head than I got in my toe
So step to the cadaver and I'll smoke you like a Marlboro
Bring your azz down to Watts, it'll be a G'day mate
Unload my Mac-10, seven shots to your prostate
You rap like a biatch, you should just become one too
Aint no room in the rap game for no Kaptain Kangaroo
Every woman I'll ever have is I ho that I'll plunder
Got my hand down her panties, fingers going Down Under
Doing so many girlies every day that I just lose count
Biatches wanna get with me, better have a fat bank account
Turning down hotties everyday, sometimes I make them cry
Gotta buy me a new Bimmer if she wants a chance to qualify
MC Cadaver, I'm a real deal baller just like Shaq
Storming through your town and burning down the Outback
I'm a straight up gangsta, blowin up everything in sight
Don't even bother tryin to rap because YOU KNOW YOU'RE ALL WHITE

Oct 22 '03
11:49 pm PDT

Re: CADAVER IS BACK, CHUMPS BETTER RUN (Reply to this comment)
by jimmy-from-oz
Caddie, he's strainin, claimin he from the town of watts/
its tru, thats where he IS from, n his famous for suckin cocks/
Dawg, if i was able to ud be the person id b steppin to/
if i could i should, but i wouldnt cause i know im better than you/
talkin big bout yo mac 10, tryin-2-b scary/
u bout as real and threatenin as a make believe fairy/
for sure yall, u see this cat, he still dont get it yet/
look at him tellin me i better run over the internet/
about keepin it pimpin, phucka you dunno the half/
every time i check yo rhymes u jus make me wanna laugh/
Check it, i got a lil bet goin to prove u aint real/
but i feel im pretty safe, but who knows, anyway man heres the deal/
if u can get three others at epinions to admit they believe the sh!t u sayin/
then ill leave n never come back dawg, i aint playin/
u know i even think its funny to hear u spinnin this sh!t/
proves u aint a gangsta, cause reals g's dont start beef, they FINISH IT/
what ive heard from u makes u seem like a false braggart/
tryin to hide yo tru self behind fake raps, but u a fa.gg.ot/
If theres one b!tch in here it aint me, blank, BOR... Its YOU/
you aint half the rapper of this so called kapt'n kangaroo/
there's bout as many kangaroos, outbacks, rainforests in my town as there are in LA/
straight up jungle of concrete blocks, cats wit glochs, n highwayz/
so instead of me steppin to you why dont u step to me?/
thats right, leave yo town of LA n roll to syndey/
im talkin anywhere, from docks, the cross to out west at C'town/
u bring yo crew n meet up wit MY boys the we'll c who's down/
im tellin u dawg it'll b u six feet underground/
f*ckin fake a$$ rapper u bring blacks a bad name...clown/
see i been a bit hypocritical in my past few raps, im badder/
than i made myself out to be, now a whole lot madder/
so compared to all of us u jus' think you phatter?/
jus come step to me in the flesh n we'll see, trust me, cadaver/
This sh!ts david and goliath if u step in my firin' line/
im goliath n u david, cept u aint got no stones this time/
so i DARE ya to step to me wit yo lil mac-10/
wit my new shotgun ill blow u gay a.ss right back to watts again/
And whats this sh!t about not bein able to rap if u white?/
whos the worlds most famous rapper? if u said eminem, u guessed right/
surprise surprise whats that tell u bout white rap/
thats right its just as tight as YOUR lil wack, jacked, black fight crap/
im white and im jus rappin to get on yo nerves, would-be-pimp/
step to me ill blow u a.ss up worse than the Hindenburg blimp/

Im out dawg it seems like u stuck-in-a-rut/
step to my town, phucka, ill F&ck-yo-a$$-up, slut/

feel it/
thunder

Oct 23 '03
5:09 pm PDT

blank man show (Reply to this comment)
by blankshadow
welcome to the mother fu@#in blank show/
where i hold it down and let you know/
who will win and who will lose/
who will sucseed and who will not/
its funny how i never heard of watts/
must not be a big town but full of rocks/
a california suberbs is all it is/
where cali dumbs all there sh!t and p!ss/
i come from somewhere you might not know/
where your from hot is winter here its cold/
its called minnesota the land of freeze/
if you can survive then you must be/
one of the best nah you weak as hell/
dreaming of a better world with no jail cells/
i'am frome the city of st.paul/
where we say the twin cities/
with pimps,ho@s drugs and really fine ladies/
we also have minneapolis now thats the ghetto/
like chicago whe ya get to know/
you come here and get jacked/
shot in the head for 10.00 dollars a pot/

aight enough of the bull sh!t i'am done
i aint got nothing else to say right back and i'll battle ya

Nov 15 '03
10:31 am PST

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