How to be a professional epinion writer.

May 19 '01    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line Don't take epinions too seriously. Have fun, and your web of trust will grow. And, whatever you do...Don't follow these tips.

Many people have to wonder how to get people onto your web of trust, and become a professional epinions writer, making tons of money. Well, it's quite simple. After viewing the various techniques, I believe the one below should fit all people.

Step 1: Write reviews.
The first step in making a web of trust work, is writing reviews. Only 2 or 3 are necessary, after all, you don't want to overdo it. Make sure they are at least 100 words for your first one. If your second isn't high enough, inflate it with a statement of why the person that gave you a SH last time shouldn't have done it. There ya go.

Step 2: Find people to add to your Web of Trust.
This is an easy step. Find someone with over 500 people on their web of trust, and go to each of their reviews. VH them, then add them to your trust list. Make sure, naturally, to VH their opinions on out of the way topics. This will increase their opinion of you, since, after all, they wrote that opinion on 'EPINI0N$ $UXX0R$' for a good reason. As well, write a well given comment on the product. It doesn't have to be the greatest, as everyone appreciates 'C00I 0PINI0N!!!!!'.

Step 3: Wait for the response.
Don't get discouraged. You may at first get a few blocks, and countless NHs. But with time and patience, you will get 150 people onto your Web of Trust...Then you can NH them back.

Note: This plan does not work for all epinioners. Some side effects may include being NH'd constantly and finding yourself blocked by thousands.



These are not the opinion of Epinions, Dragon7398, his friends, his family, his relatives, his complete strangers, or the people that NH his reviews after reading this. It's a joke, pure and simple.

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Dragon7398
Epinions.com ID: Dragon7398
Location: Pierre, SD
Reviews written: 25
Trusted by: 14 members
About Me: You mean I can rant and rave and get money? Alright. =)