Jokes about Epinions Jun 15 '01    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet The Bottom Line Make 'em laugh. Bah-dum-Tshhhh. Unheimlich pulls his tie to one side and opens his collar. He shifts nervously on his feet. In the dark smokey nightclub, he hears glasses tinkle and audience chatter, but can see nothing but the spotlight. He pulls the mike up to his face and begins.. What do you call it when people stay up all night writing reviews? Sleepinions. What do you call the people who stalk you on e-mail, wanting to know why you gave them a bad rating? Creepinions. What do you call epinions targeting a male-only audience (e.g., many car or tool reviews)? Hepinions. What do you call epinions targeting an exclusively female audience (e.g., many cosmetic reviews)? Shepinions. What do you call reviews that pile the b.s. rather high, avoiding the topic altogether? Heapinions. What do you call reviews that just blare out one's emotional drivel, neglecting the topic altogether? Sheepinions. (baaaa) What do you call those most philosophically poignant reviews? Deepinions. What do you call a review of free products, such as freeware or "money for nothing" websites? Freebiepinions. What do you call epinions that don't generate royalties? Freepinions. What do you call it when the site reduces its royalty scale? Cheapinions. What do you call ego-centric ramblings that have nothing to do with the product under review? Mepinions. What do you call the sad (or, often, pififul) tales told in member advice? Weepinions. What do you call car reviews? Beepinions. What do you call it when writers illegally copy their epinions among different categories? Repinions. What do you call newbie postings in member advice that mention things that we all already know? Golly-Geepinions. What do you call a web of trust that has been abandoned by a member? Web of Rust. What do you call it when a member's web of trust is composed purely of advisors? Celebitrust. What do you call a member profile page that crashes thanks to the abuse of HTML coding or graphics overload? Member Nofile. What do you call a member profile page that features an unglamorous -- nay, repulsive -- member photo? Member Profile-actic. What do you call a content partner page that generates no royalties? Discontent Partner site. What do you call a reviewer who writes good reviews often but never reads or rates others? Somewhat Helpful. What should you call someone who purposely leaves unwarranted, mean-spirited comments under your reviews? [No comment.] Unheimlich bows. Out come the eggs and tomatoes....

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