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Put those hands to work!Jun 21 '01 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Find yourself a hottie with a good strong pair of hands. Work it ba-by!!
Supahfly is back...for now. She's tan and living like a "survivor" on a very small island far away where people speak "pidgeon." You know brah "speak da kine lie dat." Anyway, after four months of getting cozy on many beaches, I have become quite acquainted with many sun tanning products. Yes, I am now blending in with the natives of Kauai. Okay, so my green eyes and blonde hair make me stand out. Or was it the brazillian cut bikini's I now where? This fly chick does nothing but bask in the 80 degree sunshine everyday. I frolic in the crystal blue water, swimming, surfing or kayaking. Some days, I find myself lathering on sunblock quick style. Other days, I find someone else to rub oil all over my bod. How should one apply tanning oil? Well, for starters, they will need to have two hands, I suppose prosthetic ones would suffice. I try and scout out the cutest guys first. Radar up, beeping in progress, cha-ching, found one. You signal to them by waving your hand, inviting them to come over to where you're sitting. Heaven forbid having to get up and make new holes in the sand for your boobies, when you're perfectly comfortable now. You're body is molded perfectly in the sand, he walks over smiling and dripping wet. You smile, bat your eyes a couple times, look over your shoulder towards your back, and kindly ask him if he would mind rubbing oil on your body. He obliges and dries his hands on a towel first. He then takes the bottle and does one of two things. He will either pour the oil directly on to your body, or into his hands first. With oil it doesn't really matter, since it isn't cold like most lotions. The women need to move their hair over to the front, in order not to get any oil in it. The man then proceeds to the next step. Ah, the rub down. The correct way is to massage the oil in slowly. Start with the shoulders and use those thumbs, rub out her stress and continue rubbing the oil on to the rest of her back. Use a gliding technique, and a circular motion. Next, would be to rub some oil directly into the palm of your hands. On to the bootilicious area. Gently rub up and down and be sure to get the inner thigh area too. Place more oil on to the legs and let your hands magically mold to every crevace. Be sure not to forget the top of her arms. Stand back for a quick overall look, and see if there are spots you missed. The body should be glistening in the sunlight, if it is you have properly put on tanning oil. Now that wasn't so difficult was it? Of course, if there are no babes around your own hand will have to suffice. If you're going to do it yourself, I recommend the spray on oil. This way you get those hard to reach areas like your back. I always avoid putting oil on my face. I don't mind getting lots of sun on my body, but my face is the one place I really don't want to age. I suppose another way to apply tanning oil, would be to just dump the bottle out and let it meander its way down your body. Or perhaps filling one of those inflatable pools up, and oil wrestling would work. However you decide to lube up, don't forget to put the cap back on when you're done. I've made the mistake of just placing the oil inside my bag and it spilled all over everything. Sure my stuff smelled good, but it was ruined in the process. If you need help oiling your front side, just ask. That's what the superfly is here for! What are friends for?  |
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