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Hey Fat Man! Come Try One o' These Places (San Francisco's Top Steak Joints)
by Mr.Eyore | Jun 21 '01
There are lots of fine places to stuff roasted flesh into your face while pretending you're Willie Lohman

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EXTRA butter on the filet at Ruth's! (Reply to this comment)
by smiles33
Hey Mr. Eyore,

I've reemerged from the aftermath of the Bar....and just had to say that the one good thing about the CA Bar exam was getting to eat at Ruth's Chris twice in one month. Not like I had extra money, just no guilt about spending money on good food to cheer myself up! Extra butter all the way, man!

Sincerely,
Anna
Aug 08 '01
7:59 pm PDT

wheelin' & dealin' (Reply to this comment)
by sumo_rhino

Hmm. As a fatboy, I'm not sure what I want . . .

Let's see. I want food (good food). And I want to close the deal (figuratively and literally).

Those are the criteria that determine where I eat.

- sumo_rhino
Jul 23 '01
9:26 am PDT

I Demand. . . (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
. . .equal rights for fat ladies when it comes to these restaurants!

But I want those contemporary-style equal rights combined with the old-fashioned "The man will pay for it!" philosophy! ;o)
Jul 20 '01
6:43 pm PDT

Come on down! Eyore's 4 for 1 special! (Reply to this comment)
by sundogg99
Any one of these reviews, especially when prefaced by that classic introduction, would have been well worth the VH. But 4 in 1? Lordy, lordy, it's gooder'n all-you-can-eat shrimp night at Skipper's.

I thank you sir. My rapidly elevating cholesterol thanks you.
Jun 29 '01
7:20 am PDT

Re: You+know+your+meat (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
You big whip-snappin' ho!

Next time I come down, we're all going to Chaya. They've got kicka$$ steak au poivre, and it's right next to Cedars, so we can feel free to have a heart attack.
Jun 25 '01
5:13 pm PDT

You know your meat (Reply to this comment)
by lessaleigh
Mr. Eyore.

Hmmmm...I wonder what that means....

There are few finer moments than the satisfaction of a great steak, with decent mashed potatos, a smooth, smoky single malt scotch and a cigar. It makes me glad to be a capitalist call girl.

Lessa
Jun 25 '01
4:02 pm PDT

Re: Don't+forget+that+your+fat+boys (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
They're not MY fat boys, man. I like to think they belong to all of us, just a little bit.

And how exactly do YOU know that North beach is the home of the big hooters? Heh?
Jun 24 '01
4:06 pm PDT

Re: sizzling (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
Dave. I'm not responding to you until you start writing beer reviews again.
Jun 24 '01
4:00 pm PDT

sizzling (Reply to this comment)
by Teykaerts
I was hungry when I read this, and now I'm ready for one of those monstrous 60 oz Porterhouses you mentioned. These restaurants all sound great, but I guess I'm just not in the social class that will spend $30 on a steak. $15 on a bottle of beer at Toronado, yes, but not on a steak. You are still the best restaurant reviewer on this site.
-Dave
Jun 24 '01
8:43 am PDT

Don't forget that your fat boys (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
have a weakness for BIG HOOTERS for some reason, regardless of what the real women in, or formerly in, their lives have looked like. For that, they have to head over to North Beach. But that comes after dinner. I've heard good things about Ruths, but I've never eaten there.
Jun 23 '01
10:49 am PDT

Re: It's+what's+for+dinner (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
Actually, I'm not that frequent a beefeater. But can I steal your idea and change the new g-friend's name from Kama to Hindu Bejay.

I think she would look upon it as a term of respect
Jun 22 '01
2:26 pm PDT

It's what's for dinner (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
If this doesn't get you another Advisor chapeau, I don't know what will, aside from a Hindu Bejay for Nirav. You are a man who TRULY LOVES BEEF. You need a girlfriend named Beefgirl.
Jun 22 '01
12:21 pm PDT

Re: Tasty+and+funny+review! (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
I'm so pleased to know they let Pali-girls into the trailer park. Have a tater tot, on me.
Jun 21 '01
11:44 pm PDT

Tasty and funny review! (Reply to this comment)
by Suzer
Personally I love to bring home those leftover white-trash sides in a bowser bag, and sneak em into my trailer and scarf em down when no one's a lookin'.

Suzi
Jun 21 '01
11:38 pm PDT