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It's Chaos I tell you!(Chaos write-off)Aug 09 '01 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Thank you Tony(sslabs) for creating another fun write-off!!
Name three things that you are sure to find at the epinions headquarters. Survey says! Three things I would expect to find at Epinions would be... Bottle of Prozac for those extra nice day’s when they deal with epinionators complaining about bugs and violators on the system! A Playstation 2 that constantly has SSX in it(this explains why nothing gets fixed fast! A Refrigerator of Jolt Cola for all the midnight break downs And three things you won't find there. Survey says! A Person who isn’t on Prozac! A person who enjoys reading e-mail! A person who is 100% Sane Right now, there are four choices to rate opinions with. NH, SH, H and VH. If I could add a fifth button it would be . . . . and it would . . . If I could add a button it would be a You Should be Banned Button. For those wonderful moron’s who like to plagiarize others and those that do the aaa opinions on this site. Can you tell how much I love those ticket violators? Only thing good about them is I can finally click NH and NOT feel guilty with those! How many epinions writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It only takes 1 epinionator to screw in a light bulb but it takes 1 to tell you if you did it right! Hehehe ok I know bad bad bad Ilene!! Oh well spank me if you want! Who wants to be a millionaire, lightning round Put these events in proper chronological order and explain your reasoning. C. Boy bands are not popular Well if history repeats itself boy bands won’t last much longer. I mean look back to New Edition and New Kids on the block...they died out and Grunge came in for years!! Let’s hope this dies soon, and then we have the return of bands who actually can play their own instruments! A. The US government finally discloses who shot JFK I think the minute the last person that could possibly be a part of this crime dies, they will finally come out with the truth on this one! My grandfather actually worked for the government, actually for JFK, and I just can see them covering every last detail...so probably in 10 or 20 years we will see the truth, woah now that is scary! B. A man lands on Mars Well they did find the machine they sent up there finally, or didn’t they? I think they will send someone there to check it out like with the moon. If we don’t get up there soon though, the Earth might overpopulate itself...oh wait I am not in college anymore so I don’t have to kiss my environment teachers tush....back on track now. think this will happen in about 30 years, and they can send all the Derelicts there! D. Epinions gets the site running correctly and stops saying 'we apologize for the inconvenience' Well we all know this will never happen..at least not in my lifetime! If I could have a one night stand with any epinions writer and not get into any trouble as a result, it would definitely be Hmmmm, DO I have to answer this one? Ok ok, I guess I would choose...do I really have to answer this one? Ok ok I have the answer, but no one take this wrong, I would choose ....Nah I am not going to tell ya:-P. Got your curiosity peaked I bet right now....Well maybe you will find out one day, or you might have to arrest me, are there any officer’s around?(YES this is a blatant hint on who) It's all about the music Flashback There is a boating accident in international waters. You look over the edge of your boat and you see Mariah Carey, Scary Spice, Britney Spears and Janet Jackson all trying desperately to stay afloat. You can only find two life preservers, who lives and who dies? Damn, do I have to take them? I would probably put in Janet Jackson, just because she is related to Michael, and I might get invited to the mansion and play with the animals(I can’t help I love animals)! I think the second person I would save would be Scary spice, just for the sheer reason of amusement, wondering what moronic thing she will do and say next, though I do commend her for being on a Missy Elliot song! If all the advisors in the category of music and all the advisors in kids & family got into a bar fight, who would win and why? I think the music advisors would beat the advisors in kids and family simply do to the fact a good portion of them are metal/punk heads. Ok ok well maybe it is because kids and family isn’t as down and dirty type of category, but most of the advisors seem like family oriented people who you would want to sit and have a glass of wine with, where as music advisors you would expect to be drinking whiskey and be rowdy! You're at the dinner table with Nirav Tolia (the epinions big cheese). Do you What I would like to do and what would actually happen are two different things. I am normally a very sweet person even if you make me mad, this is unfortunate when I have to face a lot of jerks! I would love to do the following to Nirav Tolia A. kick him under the table. C. embarrass him by mentioning that bug ridden site you found called epinions F. punch Nirav for creating epinions. What I probably would actually do even if this is a fantasy D. simply ask him to pass the gravy and contain your rage, disappointment or other negative feelings. E. hug Nirav for creating epinions. After dinner I saved Nirav Tolia's life, and he gave me complete control over epinions for 24 hours. The very first thing I'm going to do is . . . Fix Epinions by getting rid of the bugs, I would hire the best possible coders I know(and believe me I know a few) and tell them to get cracking, and give each of us some spending money for doing so, and have one HUGE party for all my epinion friends! If writing opinions were an Olympic event, this one would take the gold for funniest opinion. http://www.epinions.com/content_21573701252 Phineaskc’s submission to the Candy write off, Confessions of a Candy Junkie: My Story. This has got to be one of the funniest epinions I ever read, though I have read many others. I would join her Candy Anonymous group, yet I am not much of a sweets person myself!! But I do love a good piece of Godiva (hint hint my birthday is coming in less than 2 weeks)!! If I could invite any writer to this write-off that was not originally invited by "sslabs" it would be I would invited one of my favorite new Toriphiles I met recently...Klzabawa. This woman is a great new writer and has a lot of potential!!! I also love Vania’s work and would have loved to seen her be a part of this! Other writers participating in this w/o Sslabs Katmar ArielsSong Shilmafone Gamblinfamily Christy13 Lightnin Mattjoe Pantera00d JennJoy Phineaskc Madtheory Sarah_Knipper Teddiec Divine_Cheese Tigerlily137 NoMttrWht ALawston Daniel_RF isinga Splitsurround ad-dollars redsox75 sumo_rhino psychovant repulsemonkey lambchops dchefsours  |
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