I have a lot of spare time (and hair) on my hands. To make this time go by, I like to entertain myself. Usually I do this by either watching pornographic videos, watching re-runs of Full House and pretending that they're pornographic videos, or by translating the reviews I've done for epinions into different languages. Just take a look at my review of the Sex Pistols CD "Nevermind the Bollocks" after it's been translated into German and then back into English and you'll get some idea of how fun it can be...

I like not to become run the way things in Ajax. Each time I drive would see I into the city a large green sign, say that, "welcome hot to Ajax! Population: 67,000." this is terribly inexact. My research show that the population of Ajax is nearer to 69,000. I retain to send the mayor letters of Ajax requesting, that the sign is updated, but he rejected each time. I is frustrated over out belief. There is that I would see rather, than a sign that says, "welcome hot to Ajax to nothing! Population:." it a height would add to 69,000 to mean into my life. Why do you ask? Because 69 is the dirty number! It sees a sexual position! If the sign should say, "welcome is named to Ajax! Population: 69,000", that would be it a pun because it both the population and also a sexual position would see! Introduce that the joy I would feel myself on driving into the city and staining that sign. It would be freakin' jaw-Droppin hilarious, such a witty pun as well as that on a street sign to see! But how I rejects before, the mayor of Ajax would have said to update the sign. Consequently I grow more and frustrated more every day. Therefore becomes much so that I have, something nihilistic. I never found that listening ", around the Bollocks to objection, am is here the sexes pistol" a better way of venting my annoyance and Vereitelung. Sometimes if I listen to it, sing change I along however I the words so that they are correct to my present situation. For example I change usually the poetry in the song "anarchy in the U. K" to "anarchy in Ajax". It is like an emotional release. A mental purification, ifThey become. But my favorite song on THE CD is "God except the king." For this song, I do not change will update be to be fed the poetry to, "God except the mayor of Ajax/and its Fascist regime/he the signs/now it time for it. .. In hell! /No future! /No future/no the future in Ajax!" They would not believe, feels like good singing, that makes me. I have no longer any use for empire "the function of the orgasm." A better way can be Masturbation to leave out of suppressed feelings, but can effectively listen is the sex pistol so much to more. I cannot recommend enough to THIS CD. Go out and buy you it. And if you are in the Ajax zone, and like implantation a few things feels vandalism, feels inject free-color a "9" over that pesky "7". It will be a freakin' hilarious pun!

Now take a look at the review after it's been translated from German to Spanish to French and then back to English...

The recognition for to not become short the things in the manner in Ajax. Whenever the direction I would see in the city a big green sign, that says, "to welcome hot to Ajax! The population: 67,000." this is terribly inexact. My exposition investigation that the population Ajax is more more nearer to 69,000. I keep to send the letters of mayor request Ajax, that to sign it is raised to date, but it rejected each time. It is frustrated on the croyance went. A must do to see something, that a to sign that says, "to welcome hot to Ajax to nothing! The population:." a height would add to 69,000 in mean in my life. Why the question you? Because 69 are the number salt! It sees a sexual position! If to sign it has to say, "give to welcome it is called to Ajax! The population: 69,000", that to be a retruécano because the population and also a sexual position would see! Introduces that the happiness that I would feel myself in impulsor in the city and manchar that they signs. It would be freakin' mandíbula Droppin turn you, ingenious such a retruécano of even that also as in a sign of that the silence to see! But how to do the refusal before, the mayor Ajax said to raise to date the sign. Consequently I grown more and frustrated more all the days. Becomes therefore a big treat so that they have, something nihilistic. I never did not find that to listen ", towards the Bollocks to the objección, I am is here the rifle of sexes" a better manner conduit my molestia and Vereitelung. To the times if I listen it, sing the I to change by nevertheless I the words so that they be for us exact to my current position. For example that I change generally the poetry in the song "the anarchy in the l'U. K" to"The anarchy in Ajax". Is to like an emotional liberation. A mental purificación, ifthey becomes. But monsongfavorite in THE CD is "God except the king." For this the song, I do not change will raise to date is to be nourished the poetry to, "God except the mayor state suel d' Ajax/And of Fascist/It it sign/now cronometra for it. . In the hell! /Not the future! /Not future/not the future in Ajax!" They would not believe, they would be the feutre as sing good, that does me. I do not have more more longer more any use for the empire "the function of the orgasmo." A better manner can be Masturbation to leave without feelings eliminated, but can listen really is the rifle of the sex therefore a lot of to more. I cannot recommend enough to THIS CD. Leave and to buy it. And if you are in the zone Ajax, and as the implantación somewhat of things are vandalism feutre, is the feutre inject liberate color a "9" on that pesky "7". Be a freakin' the retruécano turn you!

Pretty wacky, eh?

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