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"Boat" Length? It Will Be Hard Finding A Port (diverpam's Hard_To_Please Love Fest)
by eplovejoy | Sep 07 '01
The easiest way to write like Hard_To_Please is to steal from him. The sentences marked with numbers are from the reviews cited below.

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Comments on "Boat" Length? It Will Be Hard Finding A Port (diverpam's Hard_To_Please Love Fest)" (20 total)  
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Re: Perhaps you were joking but.... (Reply to this comment)
by eplovejoy
Yep, it was meant as a joke.

Thank you for taking the time to provide the link to a more serious perspective on the subject.
Mar 20 '03
10:17 am PST

Perhaps you were joking but.... (Reply to this comment)
by jealusie
Incase you weren't, I did find this review on Circumcision that might actually be helpful if you (or anyone reading your review) ever needs this important information :o)

http://www.epinions.com/kifm-review-A3F-103C63AF-38F2287D-prod2

:o)
jealusie
Mar 19 '03
1:36 pm PST

Sheep?! Did You say Sheep?! (Reply to this comment)
by redhotleigh
I thoroughly enjoyed reading your review~
You did a GREAT Job!
I look forward to reading more from you
in the future!

Take Care!
Leigh Ann
Sep 24 '01
8:33 am PDT

Masterful job (Reply to this comment)
by gonow
at working in all of HTP's reviews! Fantastic!
Sep 11 '01
12:00 am PDT

Peter, Peter, Peter! (Reply to this comment)
by LEDOMAINE
(as B. Davis might say) You've been a bad boy.

But, this was a fun, and amusing (no, not necessarily the same thing) review. Boy, have I been missing quite a bit going on here at the Big E (Epinions, NOT Easy-- as in New Orleans, of course). Great job (I guess. Now, I've got to hurry over to HTP's to find out about all those references, as well as find out if everyone's being truthful about things he's supposed to have said and/or written [one & the same thing around here, of course!]) :)

Rouchelle
Sep 10 '01
3:13 pm PDT

Very creative! (Reply to this comment)
by AmyLEnsor
You obviously worked hard on this! The title quite amused me too.

Great job!

--Amy
Sep 10 '01
12:13 am PDT

Terrific tribute... (Reply to this comment)
by Magick1
what an awesome way to honor hard_to_please!

Great job!

Magick1
Sep 08 '01
8:53 pm PDT

Very (Reply to this comment)
by Suzer
enjoyable review and thanks for your support of Mark!

Suzi
Sep 08 '01
11:37 am PDT

Okay . . . (Reply to this comment)
by ed_grover
so you can write "funny" too. This had me snickering all the way through.

Ed
Sep 08 '01
7:32 am PDT

If you are . . . (Reply to this comment)
by gungian
. . . as cleaver with other pursuits as you are with writing, then you must be in great demand.

Nicely done.

Write On!
Sep 08 '01
7:30 am PDT

Outstanding! (Reply to this comment)
by diverpam
I thoroughly enjoyed reading this... what a clever approach. (I heard you were trying to bribe Mark to write it for you... this was the next best thing, for sure!)

I really loved how you wove his quotes into a new, even more twisted perspective.

Thank you so much for adding this new twist to our HTP Love Fest!

Pam
Sep 08 '01
6:28 am PDT

You Really Have (Reply to this comment)
by nobody_knows
Chosen the best way to write like Mark. Any less than his own words could fall flat.

Thanks for the write.
Judy
Sep 08 '01
5:20 am PDT

No skin off my hide (Reply to this comment)
by nwinston
to give you the penny. This is very helpful for making my skin saving/removal decisions. But my sons, beyond infant age, aren't too happy about me reading circumcision epinions. Wonder why?

I can tell you sharpened your knife for this cutting and to the point review. Including HTP's quotes was inspired, and am pleased that you unsheathed your pen to write it.

Happy to live in a country where it isn't an issue for women,
Nancy
Sep 07 '01
8:42 pm PDT

This was terrific. (Reply to this comment)
by ifif1938
Funny thing, I remember reading many reviews when I first joined about circumcison.. I'll bet they are in "retired topics" somewhere. Like so many of my reviews seem to have ended up! LOL

I really enjoyed reading this review..
:)
Thanks
Barbara
Sep 07 '01
5:59 pm PDT

I commend you on your research! (Reply to this comment)
by Dr_Steph, Dr_Steph is an Advisor on Epinions in Kids & Family
I'm still chuckling at the amount of time and persistence it must have taken for you to peruse all of Mark's reviews for just the right quotes.

I fondly remember many of these quotes, but now all of them. Clearly it's time for me to revisit his reviews.

Thanks for the laughs! :)

Steph
Sep 07 '01
11:18 am PDT

Very well done (Reply to this comment)
by flamepillar
The use of the quotes was positively BRILLIANT! Anybody unfamiliar with Mark's writing before seeing this is certainly on their way to his profile right now. LOL take care~
Sep 07 '01
10:46 am PDT

egads (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
This was hilarious! I realize I haven't read all Mark's opinions, so thanks.

Jan
Sep 07 '01
10:16 am PDT

! (Reply to this comment)
by teddiec
How incredibly creative! I'm laughing now, both from this and from remembering the articles Mark wrote that you so cleverly barrowed from.
I loved this!

Ellen
Sep 07 '01
10:10 am PDT

Oh ... (Reply to this comment)
by nathsmom
bravo, Peter*!

Great review!

Fiona

*No double meaning intended or implied
Sep 07 '01
9:35 am PDT

Excellent piece (Reply to this comment)
by roxymarie
how utterly creative of you to lace this with Mark's own words. Brilliant.

Roxanne
Sep 07 '01
9:21 am PDT
   

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