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Re: Gad Da-mn Brilliant! (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Thank you kindly, sir.
Offense is the highest compliment I could aask for.
Cheers,
monkey
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Dec 22 '01
3:11 pm PST
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Re: Too cute, but (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
My favorite melllyn,
I think that if someone actually takes this article seriously, they must have bigger problems then I could even anticipate. For once, you sound even more cynical than I am.
monkey
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Dec 22 '01
3:10 pm PST
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Re: ~ (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Brother Sordid,
Good to know, boss. I'll enlist ya if I ever find myself in need of cover.
monkey
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Dec 22 '01
3:09 pm PST
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Re: Werf ans Kind die Schwere Kette (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Ellochka,
I could probably attempt to analyse this composition in terms of "what went horribly wrong in your impressionalbe childhood years", but I'd best not
You sound like some of my friends--they read my stuff and tell me, "Hey, people are gonna be able to tell just how fucked up you are."
Oh well.
Thanks for the kind comment, sir. Good to know ya.
monkey
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Dec 22 '01
3:08 pm PST
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Gad Da-mn Brilliant! (Reply to this comment)
by Irrelevant
Yes, I was offended. I'm ready for seconds, baby. Burn me!
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Oct 04 '01
11:24 pm PDT
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Too cute, but (Reply to this comment)
by melllyn
you know that some poor unsuspecting reader out there takes all this stuff very seriously. You really need a disclaimer with each review you write..."This article is NOT intended to be used by anyone who lives in the real world." Something like that. You are a very mischievous monkey!
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Sep 30 '01
9:07 am PDT
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~ (Reply to this comment)
by Sordid-1
I would consider it an honor to take up the banner of proper Pretend Weapon utilization with you, extra satirical monkey.
Hoozah!
Sordid-1
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Sep 12 '01
7:16 am PDT
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Re: You+can+take+the+boy+out+of+the+theatre... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
the dealest kelly I know,
Playtime in the monkey household often consisted of me jamming myself into some obscure nook or cranny and perching for hours, or running amuck in the dry grass in the hills of San Bernardino, pretending I was a superhero. Ah, memories.
Thanks for the comment,
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:59 pm PDT
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Re: COMMENT+STRIKE:++LOCAL+BS'Rs+29th (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Dude, 29th,
I sheepishly hang my head. The truth is, I haven't been at home. Let me know if you don't get the email I sent ya. Otherwise, I will call ya when I get back into LA on Monday.
neglectfulmonkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:57 pm PDT
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Re: Parker+Brothers (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Bijou,
I agree with ya on that one. I always thought there should be a spitwad group and a numchuck group. But all this time, I thought it was just me...
You rock,
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:55 pm PDT
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Re: RepulseMonkey,+in+the+bathroom,+with+a+plunger... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Howdy Helen,
By all means, if you know Mr. Sellek and Mr. Heston, pass away. Thanks for stopping by, and for the gracious comment.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:52 pm PDT
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Re: Okay+but.......... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
'Scool joydrop,
No kids required--you can enjoy the benefits of pretend weapons in the comforts of your own home. And nobody wants to have fake orgasms. Except for annexation.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:50 pm PDT
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Re: Lock+And+Laugh... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hey DrJ,
dude, tell me about it. I've got write-offs coming out of orafices I didn't even know existed. But then I've said too much.
Thanks for stoppin' by, boss.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:48 pm PDT
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Re: oulala (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Kim,
For your benefit, I may add a section on "What You Should Know About Pretend Injuries," but I fear it may come too late... sorry.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:43 pm PDT
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Re: ....... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hey Tony,
It's cool, bro. I already know there will be no asslickery coming from you and I'm okay with that. (If I really wanted it, I'd just round up Mr.Eyore, who I've heard tosses some furious salad, but that's between you and me.)
Anyway, gratutious praise or no, thanks for the comment. As far as your rule over Epinions... well, I think some questions are best left unanswered.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:41 pm PDT
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Re: Oh+Yeah... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Maurice,
So far, I have managed to get by unscathed. I think they know to stay away. My reputation preceeds me.
Thanks for your concern,
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:37 pm PDT
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Re: ...++6+foot,+7+foot,+8+foot+BUNCH++... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
¥,
Whoo-whee. Is it hot in here or is it just me?
monkeyunderthecollar
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Sep 08 '01
2:36 pm PDT
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Re: This+leads+to+escalation (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hey Nancy,
The only way to get those kids to learn is to top 'em, much like Crocadile Dundee, only with imaginary weapons ("That's not a machete, This is a machete").
Thanks for the comment,
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:35 pm PDT
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Re: Parker+Brothers'++weapons+guide (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hey Jennifer,
Again, you are too kind... but don't stop.
Actually I found myself laughing a lot with this one--but only because I was all hopped up on the coffee and the category itself is hi-larious.
Thanks for stippity-stopping by in your weakened condition.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:33 pm PDT
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Re: Fake+weapons+can+kill,+buddy (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Mark, my fellow Pkshwwwww supporter,
I'm still not sure I understand this whole provocation of thought thing. I just sort of vomit onto the screen for y'all to read (lucky you) and I'm fortunate enough to have buddies like you that humor me.
Someday, I'll tell you the story about me, my eighth grade English teacher and my fake grenade (made from an can of Coca-Cola)
mmmmmmmmm... Coca-Cola
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:30 pm PDT
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Re: I+am+highly+offended.... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Damien,
Hey, man, don't look at me. At this point, you've already crashed the write off. Otherwise, you would have been our poster boy--at least, as far as I'm concerned. Keep it rockin'.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:26 pm PDT
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Re: Excellent+choice... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hey Ellen,
Well I sure am glad that somebody understands... because I'm not sure that I do yet...
Thanks, as always, for the comment.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:24 pm PDT
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Re: Um... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Vania,
Thought?... Thought?!?
You give me way too much credit...
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:23 pm PDT
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Re: very+glad+to+see... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hey Jonathan,
Yes sir, the use of pretend weapons should definitely be a hot topic on the minds of the American public--I only hope I'm doing my part to raise awareness.
Thanks for stopping by,
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:22 pm PDT
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Re: How+did+you+find+this+topic? (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Howdy Grim,
Thanks for the comment. I need to go back and re-read the article myself... I had no idea it might be disturbing.
[insert emoti-wink here]
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:21 pm PDT
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Re: Wow... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Hey Matt,
Thanks for letting me play in this crazy party. We'll keep the whole pink elephants thing between us.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:19 pm PDT
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Re: .... (Reply to this comment)
by repulsemonkey
Howdy Marc,
I must confess, the itself category did most of the work. How could you go wrong with "What You Should Know About Pretend Weapons"?
Thanks for the comment.
monkey
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Sep 08 '01
2:18 pm PDT
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You can take the boy out of the theatre... (Reply to this comment)
by kellydeal
Playtime in the monkey household growing up was, interesting to say the least, I am guessing...
Mom always said, don't play with the lead pipes in the house...
funny stuff monkey man, funny stuff ...
kelly
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Sep 08 '01
11:40 am PDT
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COMMENT STRIKE: LOCAL BS'Rs 29th (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Until you start returning your messages, I'm on strike, monkey. It's too bad, because I had a really good one I was going to write here... .
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Sep 08 '01
7:57 am PDT
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Parker Brothers (Reply to this comment)
by Bijou
...in my Mistress opinion, always seemed so limiting in their categorizing of illusory weaponry. Personally, the Stiletto Heel group allows for various imaginary puncture wounds which may therefore hinder any ex-boyfriends to perform their marital duties with any sort of finesse or duration.
But that's just me.
Back to the Imaginary Schoolmarm Torture Devices.
Bijou
xx
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Sep 08 '01
7:20 am PDT
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