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Horny Goat Weed: My Sex Life Will Never Be the Same
by Horswispr | Oct 17, 2001
Horny Goat Weed is the best thing to happen to 7-11 since the Slurpee.

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I TOTALLY AGREE With HORSE! Makes me Giddy up (Reply to this comment)
by ol_mare
OMG, I too stumbled across these pills years ago at a convience store. But alas, now i am heart broke because they are almost impossible to find. Go figure, the story of my life, if it works for me it's surely to be taken off the market.
I have searched high and low everytime I go in to a convience store, however I never see them. Wish I could find them online to buy. Did a search on the company name that Horswispr said made the product but had no luck. There are many brands of horny goat weed out there and I only want the brand that I tried! The small package with a picture of a wild jungle looking woman on it. LOL I tell ya what, it definately made this ol mare Giddy up! If anyone runs in to these online PLEASE POST where ya found them, because I feel like I have been put out to pasture with out them, It's been WAY too long, and I want to feel my oats again! LOL Thanks for listening. Ol Mare.
P.S. Thought for the day:If a man has enough horse sense
to treat his wife like a thoroughbred
He will never end up with a nag
Aug 13, 2009
12:52 pm PDT

Good one (Reply to this comment)
by jo.com
:) and lots of hits! jo
Jan 4, 2005
1:53 pm PST

No 7-11's around here :( (Reply to this comment)
by khahn86351
Would someone mind sending me a packet? I thought maybe I'd slip it into my hubby's dinner tonite . . . hide it in the roast beef or something . . . (JOKING!!!!!!!!)

Thank you for a very INFORMATIVE review, lmao . . .

;)
Kati
Jan 14, 2003
11:41 am PST

And all this time, I thought the long lines at the 7-11 (Reply to this comment)
by iwannagrowup2b
cash register were from the gas, coffee, beer, smokes and lotto folks!

HHhhhhmmm, I'm gonna start paying more attention to the stuff next to the register!

Connie
Jan 14, 2003
2:13 am PST

Re: I'm all in favor of anything that increases interest in the poetry of (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
My hunch is that the lumberjack was a willing participant. There are 7-11s in the Yukon, if you catch my drift.
Oct 26, 2001
8:03 pm PDT

Re: Hmmm (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Shame on you Suze. We gotta respect this site like it respects us!
Oct 26, 2001
8:01 pm PDT

I'm all in favor of anything that increases interest in the poetry of (Reply to this comment)
by Howard_Creech
Mr. Marvel, whose popularity has recently fallen alarmingly (if he weren't dead, People Magazine would have him featured in their "Where are they now?" issue) This review provided my second best laugh of the day, the best was the tabloid headline at the supermarket "Bigfoot keeps lumberjack as love slave" which certainly provides a more enduring visual than Horny Goat Weed. Seriously, this review was a hoot.
Howard
Oct 19, 2001
9:15 pm PDT

Hmmm (Reply to this comment)
by Suzer
I may get in deep editor ca ca for this rating. But, in the current world climate, how bad is a well written, fun, entertaining review? I rest my case.

Suzi
Oct 19, 2001
1:58 pm PDT

shooting blanks - or, at least, caplets (Reply to this comment)
by suspecterrain
No wonder i had trouble, i thought those were supposed to be used like suppositories.
Oct 19, 2001
9:50 am PDT

... The Undeniable Corndog Fator ... (Reply to this comment)
by Christoff
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You'll be glad to know that Horny Goat Weed is available in bulk, so go ahead and release the beast!

Oh yes, and thank you for not making any "Horse" references.


¥
Oct 19, 2001
7:03 am PDT

Forget the Coors Light... (Reply to this comment)
by michiman1
Maybe I'll have to try these and wash them down with a Slurpee six-pack! Funny review, thanks for the laugh.
Oct 19, 2001
6:00 am PDT

Inspired (Reply to this comment)
by unheimlich
Not only is this a funny narrative review, but a great inspiration to other writers. And I mean an inspiration for their writing, not just for the antics in their pantics.

Thanks for both anyway,

-- Un
Oct 18, 2001
6:17 pm PDT

Re: Riot! (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Careful with the hugs, Heather! If I'm doin' the weed, I might start reciting Marvell or Arnold to you, and you know what that can lead to!
Oct 18, 2001
12:03 pm PDT

Riot! (Reply to this comment)
by Mininut
What a riot you are!!!
Thanks for the laugh!

Big Smiles and Warm hugs
Heather aka MiniNut
Oct 18, 2001
10:19 am PDT

Hilarious! (Reply to this comment)
by lisaw1215
You know, horny goat weed and Coors Light may not be the best of combinations. Well, I'm off to the local 7-11!
Oct 18, 2001
9:39 am PDT

Thank you (Reply to this comment)
by marytara
A well needed smile and a laugh, thats for sure!

MaryTara
Oct 18, 2001
7:10 am PDT

Am I On Epinions? (Reply to this comment)
by Lark729_89
There are very 7-11's here where I live now. I grew up with 7-11's all around me. This is the only review I've read mentioning 7-11.

I bet you thought I was going to mention that Horny Goat something or another?

I never heard of it in case you're wondering. I think that even tho stores will sell anything to make a buck... YOU HAVE MADE ME LAUGH FOR THE FIRST TIME TODAY.

Hats off to you for thinking of a great review and saying "7-11" and hats off to EP for having such a category so you were able to write the review.

This....will be passed on.

Lark
Oct 18, 2001
5:56 am PDT

Too funny..... (Reply to this comment)
by Lucky47
Horny Goat Weed ? Who would have thought....
And at a 7-11 no less. Great story.
Carol ~
Oct 18, 2001
4:14 am PDT

Thanks (Reply to this comment)
by SurgRN911
I really needed a laugh tonight. Not saying your post was funny or anything, but damn it was funny. Now my question, what good is this stuff if you don't seem to remember what went down (no pun intended) of course now I'm joking. Thanks again

Di
Oct 17, 2001
3:49 pm PDT

$1.99 for two? (Reply to this comment)
by 4-1-1
This is funny... next time I go to 7-11, I have to check this out.
Oct 17, 2001
3:44 pm PDT

LOL! (Reply to this comment)
by mikeyinaz
Can you say "Placebo?" I knew you could!
Oct 17, 2001
10:11 am PDT

Oh My Gosh... (Reply to this comment)
by pokemonsick
if laughter can be fatal I may just be dying of it! That was just too...sorry had to pause to wipe the tears from my checks...funny for words!
Oct 17, 2001
9:47 am PDT