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ITCH RELIEF: MY VAGINA ITCHED LIKE A TROUT IN MILK!
by laura10801 | Nov 26 '01
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vaganists of the world unite (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
i just wrote a piece proclaiming the glories of being a practicing vaginist...and it just amazes me the mixed reactions that people have to the words vagina and cock...some want to find them offensive, but they are just not quite cussing, but then, not so much

if you toss f*ck or shyte at them, you are bound to garner an NH or an SH here and there, but using the others, well interesting

i remember a hilarious stand up routine from the red head from Suddenly Susan where she was talking about seeing a Celine Dion concert and she had on a white leather jump suite, which said to our comedianne "yeast infection."

she also said that she and her vagina pretty much went their separate ways, "she does what she wants, i do what i want - we try to stay out of each other's way..."

oh yeah, great review
deas
Jan 05 '02
9:00 am PST

What would Freud think? (Reply to this comment)
by girlyboy
Thanks to you Laura10801 I now have Vagina Envy. I wish that I, too, had a fur-bearing clam to inspire me into writing informative, comprehensive and humorous epinions like yours. Your hoo-ha has become my muse and, judging by your comments, inspired many. Maybe you should collaborate with Eve Ensler on a show. "The Vagina Demagogues"? Fabulous piece! Thanks.
Jan 03 '02
2:46 pm PST

LOL (Reply to this comment)
by bwyckoff1
First off- How do you know trout feel itchy in milk? I mean do you commune with other species? Other than that- I think this is one of the best articles on this site. Informative and right on the money-unfortunately most women have sufferred with this . It seems like once you get one -it becomes insane to try and rid yourself of it. I adore Stoneyfield yougurt-Chocolate Underground rocks!
Dec 29 '01
10:12 am PST

OMG ... this was hilarious! (Reply to this comment)
by diverpam
And, sadly, so true! Extremely well-written and informative review. I can't wait to read more of your work.

Pam
Nov 29 '01
5:29 pm PST

Vagina! Vagina! Vagina! (Reply to this comment)
by wivabef
and Labia, too. You're right, if you had replaced Vagina with Ear, no one would take offense to this article.

For heavens sake, whole body health means we cannot deny our reproductive organs!

It was funny that the Yogurt part came in at the very end, because my pediatrician always tells me to give my girls Stonyfield Yogurt (wicked high in that acedpihoouglhsoeikrjg bacteria) on the few occasions I have had to give them antibiotics. She is a holistic minded physician who lets the body heal itself (her "Time to freak out" temperature is 106 in a kid -- and she's right -- it's there for a reason). So, throughout the whole review I kept saying "Eat yogurt! Eat yogurt!"

And then finally you said, "Eat yogurt"

The other tips are great, too. I shall pass this on to someone I know who needs to get reacquainted with cotton panties.
Nov 28 '01
1:55 pm PST

Re: I have a question! (Reply to this comment)
by Caprig
Hey Jana,
If you use fresh garlic to treat strep, you can knock it out in a day or two and are left with no side effects- except repelling people with an aversion to Italian food.....

Grin,
Capri
Nov 28 '01
8:29 am PST

:O (Reply to this comment)
by mtbat
That was probably one of the most comprehensive and well writen reviews on Yeast Infections that I've ever read. Having recently spent $45 on scripts to get rid of one of those infections, I have to say I'm very impressed with your review.

F
Nov 27 '01
11:25 pm PST

Re: Thank you for the information! (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Horswispr, I have no doubt you will find a way to put it to good use!

Laura
Nov 27 '01
5:50 pm PST

Re: Another great review!! (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Ginzo, I am so glad that "MY VAGINA ITCHED LIKE A TROUT IN MILK!" enhanced your dining experience. I just love the aroma of turkey soup.

Laura
Nov 27 '01
5:25 pm PST

Re: Another Vagina Monologue? (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
I think that would be a great title for an article about home waxing kits! Hehehe...I might just do a little research.

Laura
Nov 27 '01
5:16 pm PST

Re: Wow! (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
You know, I was thinking about this. If I had written about poison ivy and described the symptoms of it on my leg, no one would have bat an eye. I also suspect that an article about jock itch, in which I used the words shaft, testicles, and scrotum would have had a much less dramatic reaction from people.

What is it about vaginas that is so highly charged? Any takers?

Laura
Nov 27 '01
5:14 pm PST

Re: Laura.... (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
I like to think my vagina could break the ice on any occasion.

Laura
Nov 27 '01
5:04 pm PST

Re: Re: Crotch-rot: (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Thank you for your vaginal blessings. I appreciate your remembering my vagina often.

Laura
Nov 27 '01
5:02 pm PST

Wow! (Reply to this comment)
by Patach
A very brave editorial from you Laura, you deserve the utmost best rating for a job well done, along with the mental strength to stomach words like this in epinions :)

Nov 27 '01
2:54 pm PST

Laura.... (Reply to this comment)
by jro26
All I can say is you do have guts to write this and it was MH-fully written at that!

Great review and way to break the ice right off the bat! lol

Jillian
Nov 27 '01
11:24 am PST

Another Vagina Monologue? (Reply to this comment)
by suspecterrain
Somehow i'm reminded of a sick (stupid) joke requiring the "rolling of" into flour. Sorry.

One additional comment (or, quite possibly a suggestion for a follow-up review); YOU GONNA TRIM THAT BUSH ?
Nov 27 '01
8:40 am PST

Another great review!! (Reply to this comment)
by ginzo
And it went well with my home made toykey soup!! More vagina reviews!!
Nov 27 '01
6:54 am PST

Re: Crotch-rot: (Reply to this comment)
by dantesguide
Brenda, do you have cottage cheese down there? I never noticed. I guess it gives the place texture. Laura, this was a highly informative review. I am glad you know what to do in a crises situation. I will keep your vagina in mind when I ask for blessings. May you never see rot again. May your dish always smell like fish. That's a sign of health. Just avoid the fungus smell.

dantesguide
Nov 27 '01
12:35 am PST

Thank you for the information! (Reply to this comment)
by Horswispr
Now if I only knew what to do with it.
Nov 26 '01
5:23 pm PST

Re: Oh dear lord (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
When I read your comment I just laughed and laughed, Roxanne. I'm glad I made your day, you just made mine!

Laura
Nov 26 '01
4:26 pm PST

Re: LMAO... (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
I giggled most of the time I was writing this, I'm glad you were amused.

The itch is primarily on the outside, but it can go inside a little bit. One only has sensation on the outer third of the vagina, which is a blessing when candida is involved.

Laura
Nov 26 '01
4:24 pm PST

Re: My rating (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Hi, Merriem. I'm sorry you find my humor over the top and I do appreciate your rating the article on its own merit.

Laura
Nov 26 '01
4:21 pm PST

Re: good advice! (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Thank you, Dina. I have heard of applying yogurt topically, but I didn't know of anyone who actually tried it, until now. Good to know it works.

Laura
Nov 26 '01
4:19 pm PST

Re: I have a question! (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
LOL! I have pondered the same question, Jana. The only thing I can think of is that our vaginas want to be noticed by the general public.

Thanks for your support.

Laura

Nov 26 '01
4:03 pm PST

Re: Crotch-rot: (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Thanks, Brenda, your feedback means a lot.

Laura
Nov 26 '01
4:00 pm PST

Re: Exceedingly Well Written! (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Thank you for your feedback and your kind words.

Laura
Nov 26 '01
3:58 pm PST

Re: Just another reason I wish I was a man (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Thanks a lot Marnie.

Just remember, we don't have prostate problems.

Laura
Nov 26 '01
3:57 pm PST

Re: AHH-HAHAHAHAHAHA (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
Thanks, Jude. Glad you liked it!

Laura
Nov 26 '01
3:56 pm PST

Re: I cannot wait to see (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
We have a lot in common, Thom, I like to share my bed with a man, too.

Thanks for the comment.

Laura
Nov 26 '01
3:55 pm PST

Re: holy frick (Reply to this comment)
by laura10801
If you had a vagina I'd remind you to skip the bath bubbles. Just remember, we get to have multiple orgasms!

Laura
Nov 26 '01
3:54 pm PST
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