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Don't twiddle her thumb, twiddle that funky stuff
by deaser26 | Jan 04 '02
No birth control, no phone sex, actively practice vaginism, do the deed, work at your goals

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by jsallen
So since I first started Epinions, there have only been two occasions where I have put someone on my wot after reading only one or two of their epinions. You're number two. Between this and your write-off entry (lexi) I can see that I'm really going to enjoy your writing.

Great Read!
Jennifer
Jan 09 '02
7:34 am PST

Re: Prince... (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
I've been a huge fan of the artist since before Purple Rain...always thought that the world has lost track of him, his music morphs, grows and changes, but it always, always makes you hot

thanks for swingin' by
deas
Jan 06 '02
3:50 pm PST

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by deaser26
well see now, if i have managed to put out Scadellically profound amounts of consumerific stuff, and stepped past the cece - its a good day

thanks man
deas
Jan 06 '02
3:48 pm PST

Re: Cute! (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
I think the whole standing on her head thing is going to come out if I do a Kama-Sutra review...or maybe the Joy of Circus Sex...

hehe

thanks
deas
Jan 06 '02
3:46 pm PST

Re: - (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
So making snack foods out of ones birth control devices is definitely a prelude to a kiss...hehe

although I think the deep frying process would probably take away a certain level of its ability to catch sperm...just a guess

grueling that
deaser-exhausted
Jan 06 '02
3:42 pm PST

Re: Ewwww! (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
oh hey beck, sure just quote my piece back to me...and yes, we do indeed have cooties, although I think I prefer Ants in the Pants, Hungry Hippos or perhaps even Mr Potato Head...um, did I say all that?

Maybe I need to explore this whole Kids - n - Family section a little more...

thanks and hugs
deas
Jan 06 '02
3:40 pm PST

Re: Oh, and by the way (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
yeah rest...the days just seem to fly away from us at horrible speeds, i look up and the suns going down, and then i look up and its coming up again...i need a nap

love you honey
mikey
Jan 06 '02
3:37 pm PST

Re: I never had you down... (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
OH JEEZ,

I thought we were supposed to writing fiction, er friction pieces...hehe

thanks for your too kind words
deas
Jan 06 '02
3:36 pm PST

Re: My o My (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
Oh no, that wasn't me, you saw me in theaters...HA

thanks as always
md
Jan 06 '02
3:35 pm PST

Re: Bravo! (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
Hey there, thanks for the inspiration and for plowing your ice breaker into the arctic waters of Kids and Family. This is a fun write off, if a secret one. I am going to see if I can get a couple of our friends to lend their pens to this way fun topic....

lovin' every minute of it
deas
Jan 06 '02
3:22 pm PST

Re: Are you calling my stuff funky? (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
oh my lover girl, your stuff is funkilicious...rich, buttery and full of life, quite unlike anything else. And as to the every day part...what time is it now? hhhhmmmm

gonna get you girl...
love
mikey
Jan 06 '02
3:20 pm PST

Prince... (Reply to this comment)
by movielover123
...certainly has a lot of insight on the subject, doesn't he? I always thought he was so fine - until I found out he's like 4'2". I'm a tall girl, that just won't do! A colleague tells me, however, "We're all the same size lying down."

I've always managed to get pregnant trying to avoid pregnancy (ie the rhythm method was a complete failure for a fertile godess such as myself). Gotta use the real potent stuff these days...

Great read!

Kathy
Jan 06 '02
12:14 am PST

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by Sordid-1

This did contain SCADS of consumerific goodness! I liked it EVEN BETTER than SweetCeCe's! Well done indeed.

Sordid-1
Jan 05 '02
1:28 pm PST

Ewwww! (Reply to this comment)
by LatteChick
Boys have cooties!

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

~Beck~
Jan 04 '02
8:38 pm PST

Oh, and by the way (Reply to this comment)
by joydrop26
Now you all know the real reason I don't have time to write anymore since I moved to Tulsa. When I lived in Washington state, we kept in touch long distance (phone sex? say not - gasp) and via emails and IMs (cyber? no way).

I spend a lot of time resting now.

Joydrop
Jan 04 '02
8:32 pm PST

I never had you down... (Reply to this comment)
by cr01
as an awsome love machine...., as well as an awsome wordsmith, but you combine the two very well.

Phew!

Chris
Jan 04 '02
7:04 pm PST

My o My (Reply to this comment)
by 4-1-1
Mike... you sure ain't shy to talk about it... have I seen you in films before?
Jan 04 '02
4:36 pm PST

Bravo! (Reply to this comment)
by imokliel
Another fine entry in the "How to Have Lots of Sex For the Purpose of Impregnation (or not) and Fun" Write-Off.

I commend you, good sir, for lending your SCADS to this consumerly-helpful topic.

Damimoklielien
Jan 04 '02
4:17 pm PST

Are you calling my stuff funky? (Reply to this comment)
by joydrop26
If I wasn't laughing so hard, you would be in big trouble, mist-o!

Am I laughing? am I h8rny? I can't tell anymore....and I mean that in a good way.

Honey, you left out the part about doing it every single day, come rain, shine, periods, moving, children, payday, being broke, my mom visiting, your mom visiting, your dad THEHOLYMINISTEROFGOD visiting (yes, that was some pressure - LOL), the infernal interruption of epinions (oh baby oh baby oh baby aaaaaah I'll be right back, I'm going for a snack and to check for comments).

Love ya - Nae
Jan 04 '02
3:30 pm PST