A Nifty Lexiphiliac Song Parody
Jan 05 '02 (Updated Jan 07 '02)
The Bottom Line Hurry Sordid...save us from this oppression.
What a peachy little time we've all had, thanks to annexation and FraggleMom. I've put together a little sumtim' sumtim' for anyone who took part in or enjoyed the Lexiphiliac Write Off.
*I'd like to wish all of you luck, everyone made stunning use of the cute little wordies we had to choose from. Now if you will...my memorial to the Lexiphiliacs...
Sang to the tune of Cake: Going the Distance, I now present to you...
::Drumroll::
Having A Writeoff
Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Fingers striking and typing in time.
Emails go out, Mark fires the glock.
Thinking and linking, we yearn for the sock.
We deftly maneuver and arrange each word,
All lexiphiliacs come and join the herd.
Reckless and wild, we post our reviews.
Our intent is clear and it makes top news.
As we post our entries, the ratings come in.
The good people frown and the bad folks grin.
The blue buttons punish, as fast as they can,
NHing, clicking, with a master plan.
The reviews have been posted and the shit has been stirred,
All the prudes' visions apear to be blurred.
But we're posting and hosting, words without care.
Imagining *SCMRAK pulling out...his...hair...
We're having a writeoff.
Hoping you'll read.
Screw Nirav, (Screw Nirav)
Come on, NH us we plead.
Talks of PLUMPING and PUMPING a JIGGLY NUTSAC,
Of BLUMPKINS leaving Dumplings in an ANUS crack,
We're having a writeoff.
ahhh ahhh
A PHALLUS, DUTCH OVEN, Some VAGINA slime
INFESTED CHRISTIANS and some SPHINCTER grime.
DISEASED butt PIRATES with RAW STANK powers,
FECES and DOUCH, with golden showers.
We are raping and scraping consumer's minds.
Up against your SHAFTS our VAGINA WARTS grind.
Cause we're killing and illing the pussies on the site,
We're thinking and linking, our reviews are all tight.
All reviews come in, competition's gridlock,
And everyone wants the freaking Magic sock.
We are waiting and debating while Mark counts the score.
I can't read another one...or comment on...one...more...
We're having a writeoff.
Hoping you'll read.
Screw Nirav, (Screw Nirav)
Come on, NH us we plead.
ahhh ahhh
Because we're winning while sinning, and spoiling the site
We're fighting and spiting, the prudes with all might.
We're winning while sinning, and spoiling the site
We're fighting and spiting, the prudes with all might.
We're having a writeoff.
Hoping you'll read...
We had us a writeoffffff......
Me me me meeeeeee
Yeah
*Was changed to more fitting name.
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