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A meaningless evening. Part of the AdLib write-off.Jan 25 '02 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Never plan on writing when you know you're going to be wasted.
This is my entry to FallenJesusBoy's AdLib Write-off. To check out the other participants see Mark's profile page. If you don't know what an AdLib is, you need to go back to grade school and leave me the frick alone. Now take out your pencil and write down numbers 1-18. 1. Unit of Measurement 2. Slang for Marijuana 3. Tool of Communication 4. Mode of Transportation 5. Place 6. Action 7. Number 8. Pyschiatric Disorder 9. Greeting 10. Unit of Bartering 11. Number 12. Accessory 13. Place 14. Verb 15. Verb 16. Place 17. Number 18. Number Smaller Than Your Answer From 17. OK, knock yerself out: I wanted to write this adlib entry last night, but it was payday, which could only mean one thing--time to buy a __________(1) of ____________(2). I called my hook-up on the ___________(3) and set it all up. I ____________(4) to his house as quickly as I could (while still following all posted speed limits, of course). On the way there I had to stop by the ___________(5) and get some money. With cash in my pocket and a smile on my face I _______________(6) into my friend's driveway. I went to the front door and knocked _______________(7) times. Not because it was any sort of signal or anything, but just because I always knock ______________(7) times. It's an ______________(8) thing really. He answered the door and said, "_____________(9)?" I told him things were good and he handed me the beautiful, sweet, sweet ______________(2). I handed him the __________________(10) for the _______________(1) of __________________(2) I bought and promised he'd hear from me in another _________________(11) weeks. I took my purchase and placed it in my ____________(12). On the way home I stopped by the ____________(13) in order to pick up some rolling papers. Once back in the car, I rolled a joint with one hand while ______________(14) with another-I couldn't wait any longer to _______________(15) the _______________(2). When I got __________________(16) I quickly rolled __________________(17) more joints and sat down to smoke them one by one. After about ______________(18), I passed out. That's it folks, no more adlib goodness for you. It's stupid I know, but it's the true story as to why I didn't get this written. I smoked myself stupid. It happens, sue me. Now go away and leave me alone. I got some smoking to do!  |
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