Where the Boys Aren't 8

Where the Boys Aren't 8

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Where The Boys Aren't 8: Lipstick Lesbian Action At It's Finest

Aug 19, 2006 (Updated Apr 6, 2008)
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Pros:Hot women, volcanic scenes, high star power, DVD perks.

Cons:The plot is barely there .. maybe that's a good thing.

The Bottom Line: Go for the gusto and get the full on XXX version instead of the watered down Penthouse Edition because porn was never meant to be tame.


Plot Details: This opinion reveals minor details about the movie's plot.

Notice: This is a review of an adult feature. If such topics offend you, please stop reading now.




I am a firm believer that if you look long enough and hard enough in our beloved database, eventually you will hit pay dirt and that my friends is exactly what happened when I came across the listing for the 'all girl' fantasy flick, "Where The Boys Aren't 8". This keeps with the theme that has been a constant in all the others, females loving females … in other words … hard core lipstick lesbian action. The plot, if it indeed can be called one, is pretty basic. An eccentric millionaire passes away and places a stipulation in his will that his female 'friends' can share his wealth providing that they can bury the hatchet and stop fighting. Hatchet must be a euphemism for some body part because there is a hell of a lot of action in this flick. This installment was released in 1997 so it may be a little hard to find in the smaller video stores but you can buy it on demand at certain adult websites that have no moved up to the 'buy it now' format of selling adult titles.

Now the problem you may have with this is getting the XXX version from Vivid Video. This was released in two formats, one that was aired on cable [aptly called the Penthouse Edition] and one that was a video release. The XXX DVD version is a hell of a lot better because you can zip through the scenes that are a little slow moving and make you way right to the money shot ... in this case the lesbian version of a money shot. I won’t lie about this, there are no squirting scenes in Volume 8 but if that is what gets your rocks off check out the earlier ones like 4 and 5. For fans of the really blazing hot lesbian sex, Janine and Dyanna aim to please in one of their scenes but nothing, and I mean nothing even comes close to the action between Nikki, Alexis and Janine. I'm not a guy but if I were I would have to give this a spank rating of 9.5 because this is primo porn that you just don't come across all that often. Most chicks would go for the Penthouse Edition since it is a little tamer, doesn't have strap-on's or toys showcased as much and doesn’t have nearly as much "full on" action.

There are some mega stars in this flick so if you are a fan of Christy Canyon, Janine, Chasey Lain or Nikki Tyler you are definitely going to want to add this to your hot list. Other femme fatales include Jenteal, Alexis and Dyanna. And don’t worry guys, this is 100% female smut so you can let your imaginations run wild while watching it without worrying about 'the beans and frank' sneaking in on the action. There are toys in the film but not nearly as many as were featured in other installments of the series. For those with heart conditions, make sure you avoid the last two scenes of the film because they are volcanic. The one thing that this is lacking is a true plot, sure you have some chit chat here and there and at the beginning the premise that you are going to get something of Michael Nin quality but that soon fades when the clothes start to come off. I won't say that this is a bad flick because come on, why are you watching it in the first place? If you want engaging dialogue or special effects then stick to the drama section of the video rental store and don't dare go behind those wooden doors to the adult room.

Toss this in your computer DVD drive and you’ll be taken to a few adult related websites, namely those of the stars of the film. Most will require a password to get to the meaty parts but there’s more than enough eye candy to get your engines started. The multiple angles are a complete waste unless you have the remote control that came with your DVD player – most replacement remotes [unless you replace it with the same exact model] don’t have the buttons that are needed to navigate through the screens and access the information. Even if you did have the capabilities – how many times can you watch the same scene from a different angle? If you purchase or rent an official, fully licensed copy it will be "region free" meaning that it will play on any DVD player.

The Bottom Line

Hard core porn lovers will appreciate the hot scenes between Janine and the other girls but my personal favorite is the one with Nikki and Christy. Seeing as how they are no in the high double digits of the series, it is getting a little trite seeing the same stuff over and over again. Fans of any of the stars of this film should check this out at least once and if you come across it for a good price, pick up a copy for your collection. Once again I have to thank Clerk X for sliding this to me on the side, he gave this two thumbs up and I have to agree with him on his rating. On a side note this was nominated for a few AVN awards including best female on female scene and best all female group scene. Sadly, it didn’t take home any award however the cast did receive an across the boards standing ovation for their dedication to the craft. I won't give away the ending but suffice it to say that everyone ended up happy … especially the cameramen.


As always, thanks for the visit…

~^V^~ Freak ~^V^~

© 2006 Freak369



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Recommend this product? Yes


Viewing Format: DVD
Video Occasion: Fit for Friday Evening
Suitability For Children: Not suitable for Children of any age

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