The Great Thong Conspiracy
Apr 02 '02
The Bottom Line Marcy's thong rocks!
What are Thongs?
Funny, Epinions should have a category about such, being as thongs are such bad, naughty, dirty, offensive things these days. If you don't already know about what happened, a big fuss has been made by both Epinions staff and members regarding Marcy's (badkittym) butt.
For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, mosey on over and take a look. http://www.epinions.com/user-badkittym
Here you can see the "offensive" picture, and read the story on the buttwar Epinions has waged with Marcy. If anyone wants my two cents, I think she's beautiful, and I'd show my butt off too if it looked like hers. Show your cheeks girl, more power to you! I didn't find the picture offensive in the least bit, my children have seen thongs at the local pool for God's sake. It's perfectly legal. Check it out, and be behind her all the way! (No pun intended.)
Members have began to come together in support of Marcy's butt. Heehee, that just sounds funny, doesn't it? Check out the leader of the Butt-End Protest,jkkelley. He almost gives Marcy a run for her money ladies! http://www.epinions.com/user-jkkelley
Now, even more importantly, let's get to the "bottom" of things...why Epinions, both staff and members, are wrong for persecuting Marcy for being proud of her body.
1. Epinions has several, by their standards, of course, objection images in their categories. I searched for products with the word thong. I'm scrolling down, and guess what is staring me in the face?
Sisqo: The Thong Song Uncensored
http://www.epinions.com/mvie_mu-1098135
http://www.epinions.com/mvie_mu1098135/display_~larger_image
Well, I'll be damned. Then I found these.
The Thong Song Album [Edited] - Various Artists
http://www.epinions.com/musc_mu-419492 http://www.epinions.com/musc_mu-377049
What the hell people? I don't see any reason why these images are acceptable and Marcy's is not, do you? I guess the Epinions staff has the great thong power, and they can post pictures of thongs anytime they want, huh?
2. She's not doing anything wrong. Thongs are shown on TV. Thongs are worn in public.
3. The "offended" members are just jealous. Plain and simple. If they don't like it, they should be looking at it. No one is holding a gun to anyone's head here...yet anyway.
Simple, isn't it?
Hopefully, you feel me here, and you'll help Marcy out. The human body isn't anything to be ashamed of, and no one should be treated the way she is being treated, especially from the members. Remember, a wise rapper once said "Don't playa hate."
Just so I'm not jacked with a slew of Not Helpfuls by you conservative Niravacrats, I'd like to point out that if you don't know what a thong is after viewing the links I've provided, then you are stupid.
Go wear some granny panties.
*Note that even though Epinions allowed Marcy to show her bottom on her profile page, and not her main picture, the review still stands, in regards to the stupidity for the slandering members.
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