It's All Depends How Lazy You Are!
Jun 08 '02 (Updated Jun 09 '02)
The Bottom Line Read my review, try to see that it was meant to be a little humorous, enjoy it, and please don't hate me for writing it.
By now I'm sure you've read the title of this review, and when it comes to weight loss, isn't that what it's all about? Determination and all that other stuff. Now with that said, I'm sure many people know many different ways to lose weight. But just in case some people don't know them, here are three ways.
1. Stop Eating Fatty Foods and Exercise More Often!
I'm pretty sure that heading was self explanatory, but if not, I will explain it. Here's an example, a scenario if you will:
There's this guy and he weighs 400 pounds. The activities he does are severely limited by weight. So one day, he decides he is bored out of his mind of sitting at home, eating chips, chicken wings, cookies, chocolate, anything deep fried, drinking bacon grease, and watching day time television (I think that's the grossest part) while his wife goes to work, he decides he wants to change. He stops eating all that garbage food and starts eating fruits, vegetables, and other healthy food, not only that he starts walking (around the house, but still, it's an improvement). Slowly (very slowly) he starts losing weight, and eventually he gets down to 350 pounds. Now he can stand for more than 5 minutes without his knees being ready to give out. This new ability only motivates him more and he continues this pattern and when he gets down to 300 pounds, he starts exercising by jogging (for short periods of time) and by lifting weights (but not at the same time). Now he's building muscle instead of fat which is a good idea. Later on he brings his weight down to a respectable 225 pounds, he's much happier, and so is his wife, who for some reason no longer stays at the office for quite as long every night.
2. Surgery
There are two surgeries that could make you lose some weight. Liposuction and amputation. You can have the fat sucked out of something, or have the thing that the fat is in removed. If all the fat is in your stomach, then you'll probably want to go for liposuction, but then again, research and new experiments are always being done and they need guinea pigs, so it's up to you. I wouldn't advise you do either of these things, but if I had to chose between the two liposuction would me my choice because who knows how much someone would pay for human fat in a jar? Not only that, you could cook with it too!
3. Starve Yourself
I've heard different view points about this so maybe you should listen to a few others too. Of course, starving yourself could kill you, but then once you were buried you would decompose, therefor losing weight. But chances are you want to be lighter and alive at the same time. So in that case maybe you should just eat 2 or three small meals a day. I've heard doing this slows down your metabolism or something like that, stopping you from losing weight as fast, but I've also heard your body would feed itself off your fat. I've wondered if that would make you a cannibal since you would technically be eating part of a person, you decide.
Now I recommend you consult a doctor before trying any of these things, because after all I'm just a bored, 16-year-old kid. This was my first review in which I tried to have a better time than I have with my other reviews. So please realize that I was just trying to have fun and don't get too mad or upset over it. Another thing, please don't say it's off topic because it really isn't, the category is "How To Choose A Weight Loss Plan", and I just described some of them to try and help people choose.
I hope you enjoyed my first non-specific product review! If you didn't please tell me why. I've had reviews that I know should be very helpful but aren't and no one tells me why and how to improve, and that is quite frustrating. Here is an example of one of those reviews: http://www.epinions.com/content_66003308164
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