My Special Place
Jun 10 '02
The Bottom Line Just a little funny I wrote a while back...why do I hear an exhaust fan?
There's a place I like to go when I need to get away,
So I can sit, contemplate, and recollect upon my day.
Here within, my dreams are real; my thoughts are without bound.
I recreate the world from scratch, and send it spinning 'round.
Here I look like a model,
And date one sometimes.
I write best-selling novels of
mystery and crime.
I fly like an eagle,
Fight like a champ,
Live in a mansion,
But still like to camp.
I speak with eloquence,
Sing without flaw,
Save Danté himself from
Hell's gaping maw.
I can read people's minds --
Even over the phone,
And my tightly clenched fist
Can crush solid stone.
I my special place, I can
Breathe water and mud,
Survive on dried leaves,
Spitwads, and crud.
I establish world peace,
Win a world war,
Change molecular structure,
Pass right through the door.
I win the state lottery --
Every three times --
And ask for my winnings
In nickels and dimes.
I cure all types of cancer,
hemorrhoids, and flu,
And create the world's very first
Orbital zoo.
Yes, I accomplish great things
As I sit here alone,
And do it all without leaving...
My porcelain throne!
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Member: Mike Gresley
Location: Houston, TX
Reviews written: 27
Trusted by: 51 members
About Me:
Pay attention, puny human! You must listen to my band, Escape Plan! There'salinkinmyprofile.
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