My Special Place

Jun 10 '02    Write an essay on this topic.


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There's a place I like to go when I need to get away,
So I can sit, contemplate, and recollect upon my day.
Here within, my dreams are real; my thoughts are without bound.
I recreate the world from scratch, and send it spinning 'round.

Here I look like a model,
And date one sometimes.
I write best-selling novels of
mystery and crime.

I fly like an eagle,
Fight like a champ,
Live in a mansion,
But still like to camp.

I speak with eloquence,
Sing without flaw,
Save Danté himself from
Hell's gaping maw.

I can read people's minds --
Even over the phone,
And my tightly clenched fist
Can crush solid stone.

I my special place, I can
Breathe water and mud,
Survive on dried leaves,
Spitwads, and crud.

I establish world peace,
Win a world war,
Change molecular structure,
Pass right through the door.

I win the state lottery --
Every three times --
And ask for my winnings
In nickels and dimes.

I cure all types of cancer,
hemorrhoids, and flu,
And create the world's very first
Orbital zoo.

Yes, I accomplish great things
As I sit here alone,
And do it all without leaving...
My porcelain throne!

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