Flush it! Jun 21 '02    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Books Mildred D. Taylor - Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry: A Literature Unit From $8 Olivier Dunrea - Ollie From $7 The Bottom Line Just do it... Okay, this is the last straw! TOO many times I have walked into the washroom (loo, watercloset, tinkle-tinkle-ha-ha-room, baño, for the internacionalés out there) to detect a malevolent perfume in the air. This sickening smell: urine. Oh how I loathe the smell of other's urine. And the fact is, the problem would be solved if the half of men who are too lazy to flush the urinal after using it would just FLUSH it. For goodness gracious sakes... They've (or you've, if you're one of them) got to realize that it is only a select few urinals that are voodoo-powered and flush automatically. The rest must be flushed manually. And for those of you that don't know how (too ignorant, mommy and pop pop forgot to tell you, etc.) Here's how: Above the aformentioned recepticle, there's a metallic, magic wand, that, when waved, flushes the DADGUM URINAL Is that so hard to understand! And the bad thing is, if some people are too drunk to realize how to operate such an easy piece of machinery, their urine smells worst of all! Oh cruel fate, thine pelican daughters have smote me again! If you're one of them, I realize that you must love how it looks in the water, golden, delicate, fragrant--BUT the rest of us don't want to see it! And if your only reason for not flushing is because you're afraid of germs, then I have another easy solution for you: wash your hands. After all, you wash your hands anyways, right? Right??

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