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jd shaolin - live!Oct 14 '02 Write an essay on this topic.
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The Bottom Line Join us LIVE (exclamation point) for J.D. Shaolins first ever LIVE! Performance! Live!
One night only, J.D. Shaolin... Live! For some reason my thoughts aren't as clear as they once were. Sure sure, I know my legacy has been one of confusion and apathy. My rantings dismissed as unorganized poorly written visions into my consciousness. My psyche. My id. And looking back at all of that (if you want to, mind you), you can see that I am one disturbed individual. I mean, i've said I wished I was a girl for christ sakes. A girl! Jeez. Me. A straight hetrosexual male (redundant) who loves straight hetrosexual sex. I mean who would ever WANT to be a girl? The periods, the mood swings, the bloating, penis. It's just too much to handle. I'm sorry. Yeah. Anyway, the point of this little exercise is not so much to explain to you why it sucks to be a chick (that ones for later), but to see if one person can continue to write for six minutes straight in a complete and consice manner. WITHOUT the benifit of editing. Thats right internet kiddies, this is jd shaolin...live! uncensored! Still trying to figure it out alice? Well try this one on for size. As many of you can tell from my previous work, I am a professional. I have little time for fools though I am one myself. Many times, the great volumes (aka my work) is harshly edited by myself before it is posted for the masses. Much like that guy in that book who whips himself in the scarlett letter I go through a long and ardeuous, ardeudous www.dictionary.com... arduous task of editing, and rewriting and editing and rewriting before I purge my brain from pen to paper. But this is live ladies and gentlemen, which means for six minutes straight I will type something here live and in person without the benifit of a safteynet. Spellings mistakes will be gret. But it will be worth it for the suspense, the drama. Ohhh! You might have noticed certain works, works, words in italics in this little essay. Well, these words are usually references that I normally would have researched and placed in place of these word(s) to sound like I am a fully educated individual. Shocking as it may seem. I am not. Sometimes these italics may represent a words that has little meaning or relevance to the sentence, like pants. Heh heh, pants. Why is it pants anyway? How did trousers become pants? Any limeys> (british folk) out there who can ansywer that question? I'd like to know. THe real papoose, purpose, purpose of jd shaolin live is to give you, the audience, a chance to see live into the brain of a chance to see live into the brain of a confectionary giant(!). A genius such as myself can only begin to understand your facination with me and my fabulous poodle. What is a poodle anyway? Some kinda foppish dog. See, now I'm not being live right now because I used the word foppish I wouldn't used the word foppish in my normal speech patterns, now I wonder why I did that? Maybe..maybe...maya maya the bee. Buzzing here and buzzing there, saying "catch me if you dare" maya the bee. You sssee. Now there's a classic "shaolin" reference. 80's cartoons. That's it. maybe I'll give you an insite, insight into furthur further understanding my psyche. See mnany references simply go straight over the heads of the middle aged house wives and aol additced 15 year old girls who frequent this site, so perhaps a reference guide willbe in order. Maybe this post should have been the Jd JD shaolin reference guide. The end all bee all guide to the J.D. Shaolin legacy. Maybe someday. One can only dream. Right. Wow, not too shabby for a kid who fell off of the monkey bars a few times when he was a kid eh/? The spelling misteaks are almost non exisitant. Gramatical errors are almost be gone. Ok, that was INtentional. Sorry. went for the quick setup there didn't I. You know, maybe I do wish I was a girl. Women are kick a-ss. I mean I love women, I hate and fear men. Maybe I should be a woman. But if i were a woman, I'd have to have long shoulder length black hair, A/B cup breasts (sensitive men like small breasts - smlsb 9 that ways an ancy..ancynom...a c r o...acronym. ) and I'd be like oh, 5'"7, 110lbs. Something like that. Yeah. I'd be pretty. Oh so pretty. yeah. Fred Savage's , Savages' the WIZARD is still THE movie of this or any other decade. Jenny Lewis (www.rilokiley.com) is dreamy! *Caaaallliforrniaaa!!! (quote from The Wizard/Jimmy Edwards)  |
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