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While I Was Gone.
by stockholder | Nov 06 '02
While I Was Gone.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahah (Reply to this comment)
by jlava73
OK that explains a lot!(LOL)
Jan 17 '04
10:19 pm PST

This was before I joined epinions... (Reply to this comment)
by captaind
... I'd often wondered why the world had stopped spinning for a while...

Dave
Nov 11 '03
6:54 am PST

Re: THIS WAS SO FUNNY I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR! (Reply to this comment)
by stockholder
An old man doll running around chopping of the balls of perverts and pedophiles.

"Chukie 2056" In theaters summer 2003'

stockholder
Jan 22 '03
3:10 am PST

THIS WAS SO FUNNY I ALMOST FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR! (Reply to this comment)
by JAGUARDOG
I loved this and Thank You so very much for the much needed Chuckel "Chuckie". BTW are you ever going to make Son of Chuckie's Sister-In-Law of a another Mother Part IV?
Jan 22 '03
2:48 am PST

Lorace...? OUR Lorace?....a closet drinker....and (Reply to this comment)
by iwannagrowup2b

using profanity!


The same Lorace who lives on my block?
Thank you for making me aware of that little situation!

I'm off to offer any help my good neighbor needs! Maybe I can get her to repent of her wicked ways before it's too late!

I hope so...if not...well,..
"if you can't beat em', join 'em!


I'm allergic to alcohol, and my face turns red and glows when I imbibe...but as a friend,...

*glows*!!!...so that's why Lorace simply glows in her new pic!!!

Well stockholder...thank you for letting me in on her "little problem"! I'm glad to have heard the truth directly from the horse's mouth, 'cause...you know how little rumors get started around this community..., and I never would have believed it about my neighbor, Lorace, if you hadn't told me straight-up!

Glad you're back...I hope your return will ease Lorace's recovery as she learns to take steps by taking one day at a time.

Connie,
with tongue in check about this whole comment...except the "Glad you're back" part!

Jan 21 '03
5:16 am PST

LOL! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Stockholder...you're something else!
Katy :o)
Jan 09 '03
4:13 pm PST

Glad to see you're back. (Reply to this comment)
by lightnin
Glad to see your front, too, for that matter.

No, I was unaware of the great Stockholder...a cattleman, I presume?...but, you see, everyone else at Epinions wrote to ME to tell of your fame and your illness, and their resultant despair.

Anyone who can make me laugh after this past week must be a VH writer. Thus rated.
Dec 27 '02
5:58 pm PST

VeRy Funny (Reply to this comment)
by zenmachado
it was very funny
ZeN
Dec 10 '02
7:02 pm PST

It's so nice.... (Reply to this comment)
by arathi
to have you back. Thanks for making me laugh.

My very best to you,
Arathi
Nov 19 '02
2:21 pm PST

! (Reply to this comment)
by dedemw
I certainly could NOT function without the very sexy Mr. Stockholder! I had dreams of you flying in to save me from my meterologist studies. But suddenly, just when I was about to hit the Publish button on- "The History of Windchimes" - you have arrived yet again!
: )

I am really glad you are feeling better. Never EVER do that again!
Nov 09 '02
5:50 pm PST

This was just too funny! (Reply to this comment)
by bops_mom
I am glad to see you're back! :o)

Melissa
Nov 09 '02
2:09 am PST

Welcome back (Reply to this comment)
by SurgRN911
Thanks for the chuckle always a welcome sight seeing your name pop up on the notification list.

Continued good health.

Di
Nov 08 '02
8:03 am PST

Welcome back! (Reply to this comment)
by telynor
I for one, have sorely missed your witty reviews. may you have a swift and speedy recovery. -- Telynor
Nov 07 '02
9:27 pm PST

Too funny (Reply to this comment)
by AliventiAsylum
and glad you're back :-)

Patti
Nov 07 '02
4:44 pm PST

MY Epinions page is loading now: (Reply to this comment)
by BrendaMetcalf
It was like time froze the day you became ill, I was unable to log on to my account or anything on the internet. It's a miracle, please stay well this time, staring at a blank computer screen is the shits...Take Care.

Brenda
Nov 06 '02
11:16 pm PST

Glad to see you're back (Reply to this comment)
by glomarrone
Hi,

Sorry to hear about your recent illness. Glad you are feeling well enough to be back on the site. I'm looking forward to reading your reviews again. Welcome home!

Gloria
Nov 06 '02
1:19 pm PST

Well it is nice (Reply to this comment)
by jo.com
to have you back..hope you are feeling well. jo
Nov 06 '02
12:52 pm PST

You told on me!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by lorace
I never knew you were a snitch. And here I went to all the trouble to use an assumed name!

Ha ha. You are really something else, Chuck. My favorite candidate just lost and reading this article made me determin to just Chuck it and enjoy the day.

Thanks for the fun,
Lorace Hello? My name is Lorace and I'm an epinioncholic! (Where's my hat? ha)

Nov 06 '02
10:36 am PST

Thank goodness your back... (Reply to this comment)
by 4-1-1
think I'll grab a stoogie and look around for some off-the-wall wine. Thanks for the laugh. You came back just in time; when the world stopped spinning, the sun was shining on the other side.

Cheers,

Tom / 4-1-1
Nov 06 '02
10:00 am PST

Worse than Miller Lite (Reply to this comment)
by fuche_bu
I almost felt tempted to drink a can of Busch Lite. Thankfully, you're back and I can return to the Arrogant Bastards of the beer world. Thanks for the mention and the laugh.
george
Nov 06 '02
7:49 am PST

Thanks for..... (Reply to this comment)
by kamel622

.....the morning chuckle. I needed that. :)

So happy that you are back, now I can get out of those Playgirl magazines and back to Children's books. LOL.........kath
Nov 06 '02
5:06 am PST