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Chemistry (or something like it)

Nov 06 '02

The Bottom Line Yes, I meant for my punctuation to suck.

oh how can it be
she absolutely hates me
formulas and graphs
just make me want to laugh

elements and crap
i feel like i fell in a trap
the teacher is so evil
she must have come from the medieval

she's so frickin' strict
I have to beat her with a stick
so she won't give me an F
then I might have to be a chef

our homework is worth so many
one answer wrong and you might become crazy
i hate chemistry so much
i'd rather go eat some lunch

too much to remember
in the month of December
cause our homework stacks higher
like a tower of tires

measurements and atomic masses
my brain moves as slow as molasses
only the brain juices don't flow
so they feel like jello

i hate chemistry with a passion
all the homework and tests, I wanna trash em'
i can't wait till the school year comes to an end
then my brain won't be in such a bend

thanks everybody!

~rocky~

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