Lobster in chainsNov 14 '02 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line I like Lobster. I still hate tuna. I am neutral about trout in milk. I yearn to have a parlor light that doesn’t have to flicker when I am thinking in the night and trying not to bicker its hard you know to just be me and tolerate my humor God knows its hard to even see the halo through the rumor. I heard a tale of lobsters here and darkness clouds my mind Its more than anger that I fear its the making of a kind of hate that feeds its own regard and hurts the lowly writer And keeps their words as barred by some re-vengeful blighter. It is consumers that I fear will take their “reads” away and sit instead with a cold beer And off computer stay! ‘Cause no want wants to hear the way of products without humor Of those who want to stop the play and cut it like a tumor. But in the end who have they hurt those who claim the job, and those who wear the fascist shirt- epinions censor squad? I hear the village shouts and cries They’ve gone to get a torch while the “moral” subgroup lies just rockin’ on their porch. ‘Cause they can point their fingers well and issue stupid fines and condemn them all to go to hell Who color past the lines. So help us free that Lobster girl who with her vulgar wit Amuses and enlightens us. ‘Cause this is just bullsh*t! I have an answer “what to do” instead of blocking friends Stop reading and don’t rate the suff If the content so offends. It speaks poorly of us all to let such things be true A writer need not take a fall if they offended you. You say you are protecting us the consumer at the base but you fail to understand that each still has a face. It is people who will bring them back to this epinions site not boring trite renditions of product specs, all right? It is US that bring them here To see what we have written Not dull reviews of cleaning mops or microwaves, best hidden. Sometimes it is funny tales Or irony, by golly That increase the retail sales By showing human folly. So get that through your tiny brains It isn’t just for you We ALL are the consumers here and our work is just as true. You take upon yourself too much more than you ever should- (But I’ll shut my mouth and such and try to do some good.) If YOU help free that lobster girl who with her vulgar wit Amuses and enlightens us, ‘Cause this is all bullsh*t! Respectfully submitted in the name of fairness and support of a writer who has been " ticketed and blocked by Epinions". It is not the WHOLE community that feels the need to censure. What I object to is not being able to find these reviews to judge them for myself. Jude Paxton  |
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