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by grez
"Step forward, ye cowering, sniveling mofo."
Ah, the Bard would be so proud. You slay me, girl. Or rather, "thou hast cleaved my heart in twain, ye smokin' beotch."
Keep 'em runnin' and dodgin'.
Mike
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Jan 02 '03
2:09 pm PST
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I must admit (Reply to this comment)
by Carrathon
that I am stumped by this review and its subsequent repercussions, but apparently, this has generated a tremendous amount of publicity for you. I guess that's positive.
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Dec 22 '02
10:37 am PST
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Re: Nice handling of those pincers! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Thanks Amycamus, nice to see you agin around these parts.
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Nov 23 '02
12:13 am PST
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Re: Awwwwright! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
By the way, what's a cockle?
It's the part of the heart that responds to nekkid pictures of Tony Blair, or causes one to pet another's nethers.
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Nov 23 '02
12:12 am PST
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Re: Just my opinion, but (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
Jimrex.. you missed the whole point. Do some digging, you may stumble upon that lightbulb yet.. grin
~Lori
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Nov 22 '02
8:49 am PST
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Just my opinion, but (Reply to this comment)
by jimrex
I read the binocular article, and could see why epinions didn't want it on their site. Sure it was interesting/funny, but call me crazy, they have the right to edit out material they deem unfit... it's their site, their rules.
I'll probably get skewered for voicing my opinion, but then again, this is an opinion site...
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Nov 21 '02
11:28 am PST
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Nice handling of those pincers! (Reply to this comment)
by amycamus
Mercy. For those of us in San Francisco who are seriously contemplating writing to France to ask them to adopt us, it comes as a particular shock and shame to realize that butting up against our lovely city, in the very strange and creeping nether-region of Brisbane, is someone or ones at Epinions who wouldn't LEAP to your defense with liberte, egalite and sororite, but by not doing so thereby has demonstrated ignorance and visionlessness of the highest order. I've been away and ill and missed the whole brouhaha until today, but it doesn't take a lot of knockin' on the noggin' to figure this one out.
It warms the cockles of every part of me that so many of your readers HAVE leapt to your defense. I mean, even Tipper Gore-style pre-natal warnings would've been preferable (though still noxious) to outright draconian banishment. Epinions should be ashamed, and they should never again come north of Candlestick Park, not even if they know the French password. Welcome back.
You. Are. Fabulous. Thanks.
amycamus
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Nov 21 '02
11:26 am PST
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Awwwwright! (Reply to this comment)
by NFP
Power to the people! Welcome back, Lobstergirl.
By the way, what's a cockle?
cheers,
nick
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Nov 21 '02
9:29 am PST
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Re: Re: Consumer Helpfulosity Lives.... (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Boys! Boys! Simmer down now.
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Nov 21 '02
2:58 am PST
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Re: YES! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Thank you Random, and oink to you.
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Nov 21 '02
2:56 am PST
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Re: I Recently Heard (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Yes, I heard that MJ is going to be the next Bachelor in order to revive his career.
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Nov 21 '02
2:55 am PST
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Re: Consumer Helpfulosity Lives.... (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Oh Candy, I can only imagine how much it must have pained you to take down your Malibu thong pic, and the only reassurance and comfort I can give you, in the words of our dear departed leader, if only we could have him back, just for a few more years, "I feel your pain." [lip bite, look of concern]
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Nov 21 '02
2:52 am PST
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Re: You just had to mention Jacko (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
I hate you too, Doug.
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Nov 21 '02
2:49 am PST
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Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Well thanks, Tom.
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Nov 21 '02
2:48 am PST
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Re: Hi (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Well, Tom, the only ratings I like to receive are Not Helpfuls and Most Helpfuls. Take your pick.
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Nov 21 '02
2:47 am PST
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Re: Well, now. (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Does this mean I have to take your picture down? I love what them legs do to my profile page.
Aw hell no! Keep the legs, but I must reclaim everything from the waist up.
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Nov 21 '02
2:44 am PST
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Re: Hey Lobstergirl here's a request for you.... (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
I don't know how I could be objective; I have such a huge crush on Helene. Oh, I am giddy with love!
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Nov 21 '02
2:41 am PST
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Re: Welcome back (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Amen to that!
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Nov 21 '02
2:40 am PST
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Re: ASSORTED SORDID MANHOOD TANK GUNNING (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Methinks when you address the powers at EPS you may as well be speaking to a roomful of bobblehead dolls (didn't Crystal's emails seem like they had been spit out by a random email generator?), but I can't deny your request for a group fondle.
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Nov 21 '02
2:39 am PST
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Re: Brilliant, LG! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Well, clearly EPS staff doesn't read any epinions, ever. If they did, and they were following their own TOS, presumably I would have several dozen tickets by this point.
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Nov 21 '02
2:29 am PST
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Re: Who you kiddin' epinions? (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
That is so sweet.
The only thing I want for Christmas is giant shiny aquamarine panties.
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Nov 21 '02
2:27 am PST
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Re: * (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
First you call me ho, then you want a nethers pet? Ahem!
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Nov 21 '02
2:25 am PST
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Re: Aktion (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
While it's disturbing that we'll likely never find out who the jofo was that acted as the phantom binocular shopper, it's much more disturbing to me personally that the end of this little battle means that I've got to find something else to do with my free time.
So there really is no way I can con you into trying out for some of these reality shows? Come on, Bachelorette will be fun.
that none of this had anything to do with your prodding (as much as Ken likes to pretend, on lonely nights, that it's you that's prodding him).
Hmm.
I don't know anyone less likely to enjoy being a proxy for the wrath of the masses.
Roger that.
But I hope you've viewed at least some of it as a testament to how much some of us truly appreciate in your abundant talent.
And by talent, I'm of course referring to your camel-toe.
Who?
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Nov 21 '02
2:24 am PST
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Re: lala... (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Yeah, that's right. The lobsters are holding me DOWN, man.
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Nov 21 '02
2:17 am PST
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Re: Yay! She's back! (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
Throw in some nice virgin olive oil and you've got a lovely vinagraitte there.
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Nov 21 '02
2:15 am PST
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Is this Opra? (Reply to this comment)
by jetbluefan1
I think it is great that I can finally read one of your reviews and it is very nice to hear how epinions operates. To me, I found this "review" to be like Opra. Let's figure this out consitutionaly(?) and then you guys can call each other bit@he$. Of course, I don't watch Opra...
Anthony
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Nov 20 '02
3:15 pm PST
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Re: Re: Re: Consumer Helpfulosity Lives.... (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
ok I've had enough... screw the 29th district, I'm writing you in for the next pres election. take that!
~Lori
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Nov 20 '02
7:06 am PST
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Re: Re: Consumer Helpfulosity Lives.... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
Mr.Eyore, I had my suspicions, but everytime I attempted to substantiate them, you'd throw another black hole, leaving me with no time to investigate their source. How vehddy, vehddy clever...
I can't believe I ever blamed MYSELF for such continuum-flouting time anomalies...
[NOTICE: The content of the preceding comment-response was taken from a thought I soon had, (about 1/2 hour from now,) but couldn't risk waiting until then to write, lest another errantly tossed black hole digest its as of yet unthought content in its entirety.]
Tempus Fugit,
--29th
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Nov 20 '02
1:19 am PST
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Re: Consumer Helpfulosity Lives.... (Reply to this comment)
by Mr.Eyore
I do care to find out who it is (aside from myself) that keeps throwing "time-devouring black holes" at me whenever I attempt to accomplish some task.
Uh, dude. Jim. I think that might be me, man. Sorry 'bout that. Totally my bad.
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Nov 20 '02
12:23 am PST
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YES! (Reply to this comment)
by randomkill
Thank you Sordid!
Great to see you back Lobstergirl!
OINK!
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Nov 19 '02
7:51 pm PST
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