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New Hovercraft Lawnmower is Difficult to Control
by annexation | Nov 26 '02
We here at Dookiepoop are always diggin the good shizzle up. So eat it, bucko.

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Can I get one? (Reply to this comment)
by artbyjude
I neeed to er....cut the grass...yeah, that's it. The grass.

Since you might be wanting to get rid of the weapon, I mean the vehicle, I could probably take it off your hands. I uh, could use it to clear up some problems here in Hog heaven.

Jude
Jan 26 '03
10:20 pm PST

Can I get one? (Reply to this comment)
by artbyjude
I neeed to er....cut the grass...yeah, that's it. The grass.

Since you might be wanting to get rid of the weapon, I mean the vehicle, I could probably take it off your hands. I uh, could use it to clear up some problems here in Hog heaven.

Jude
Jan 26 '03
10:20 pm PST

! (Reply to this comment)
by dedemw
You said shizzle and juggernaut.
Nice!

I am going to get the riding mower. Will make the drive bys so much more efficient.


By the way- saying "Happy Thanksgizzle My Nizzles" only confuses mom.
Dec 04 '02
7:10 pm PST

Random Comment Title #742: Give me a piece of your custard pie. (Reply to this comment)
by Sordid-1

Yeah, but what about the village whore who sucks off all the town's hobos?

You didn't even mention her.

Sordid-1
Dec 04 '02
11:27 am PST

A cut above. (Reply to this comment)
by randomkill
This review slices and dices all that came before.
Dec 01 '02
5:35 pm PST

:) (Reply to this comment)
by pianomam
An excellent article, indeed! And to think that I had one of those on my holiday wish list! Thanks for the heads up, Dookiepoopmeister!

Debbie, the PianomaM :)
Dec 01 '02
2:43 pm PST

Re: Buy A Dictionary! ; P (Reply to this comment)
by annexation
My bad.
Nov 27 '02
12:18 pm PST

It Is Too Bad (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
That the Hovercraft mower can't be pointed in any specific direction. I have a few areas in mind that I wouldn't mind pointing it at.

Your Dookiepoop News sounds very newsworthy. Per-haps I might subscribe - Of course I will have to fire the Enquirer and the Globe - but Dookiepoop seems to tell it first and best.

Virginia
Nov 26 '02
2:53 pm PST

Wow... (Reply to this comment)
by LilScamp
Thank you for this wonderfully helpful review! The next time I'm in the market for a weapon of mass destruction, I'll keep this Hovercraft Lawnmower in mind.

~ Sara
Nov 26 '02
12:05 pm PST