What LOVE? FESTival, sure thang, Mr. Bean.
Dec 17 '02
The Bottom Line Epinions can be a LOVE FEST for you too. You just have to dream and your dream will come true.
So a couple of Eps gals are celebrating their 3 year anniversary with a (surprise!) write-off. And rather than requiring an actual review this go-round, they made it easy so that even idiots like me could participate (and actually follow through this time. *snicker*). All they, they being dustygold and kristinafh, asked was for us silly willies to answer a few simple questions. And what questions they are. They made them up; I'm just responsible for the answers. So what are we waiting for... no cares about this preamble babble anyways. Right.
Epinions Agenda:
1) Which one of the little faces in the Epinions logo is my favorite and why?
Hmm, probably the indifferent one (the blue face for those scoring at home). Why? Duh, because he's blue.
2) This Epinions member Sordid-1 most looks like John Wayne Gacy and here's why:
Isn't it obvious? He's a freakin' clown! A freakin' clown, I say! Look at him, for god's sake!
3) If Epinions was a holiday, what holiday would it be?
"Buns Across America?" Or maybe "Save The Crustacean Day." Hmm, it's a toss up.
4) Nirav... playgirl model or dot com fool?
The time I ate some bad ham. It was all slimy and rancid, but when has that been known to stop me? Of course my bowels felt otherwise.
5) Capitalized or lowercase?
Definitely lowercase.
6) Which Epinions member has the coolest user ID?
Probably "kristinafh" because it so cleverly conceals who she really is in a mysterious yet nondescript way.
7) If I didn't read/rate/write on Epinions, what would I do with my spare time.
Epinions is my life, man. Don't mess with it.
8) Top Ten Reasons why people should stay at Epinions:
Wow. I'm stumped.
9) sslabs - rebel with a cause or a one category stalker?
Sorry, don't know 'em. But I hear he's responsible for these type of questiony things. Someone really should rip-off his write-off someday.
10) Is there anything I'd like to ask my co-hostesses?
Last year when I was living in the city, there was the time I was waiting at an EL stop (no, I won't say which one!) on the blue line reading the Chicago Reader when a sexy, punkish, kogal-looking Asian dish approached me. Taking the weekly rag from my hands, she placed it over my lap. Yes, I was a tad curious. As she curled up beside me, sliding one hand under the newspaper, she casually unzipped my Gap Baggy FitŪ jeans and proceeded with some, ahem, manual stimulation. I was transfixed on her cat eyes staring back at me as she smiled almost graciously. Moments later my short breaths swelled into an audible gasp and I quickly became thankful that the Reader is four sections thick. After a soft squeeze and cute giggle, the blue-black haired grrl bounced up, pecked me on the cheek and skipped away vanishing down the stairs. But not before spinning with a wink and Hello Kitty grin, flashing the peace sign and smacking her mini. The moral? The Chicago Reader can be a very rewarding read. I recommend it to everyone.
Epinions Non-Agenda:
1) What song do I have in my head right now?
"White Christmas" by The Flaming Lips.
2) Best website we've never heard of?
NOSPOL's Page Of Doom
http://members.aol.com/NOSPOL/
3) I am a record executive. I am in a position to make one of my artists do a cover version of Britney Spears' "Oops, I Did It Again." Which artist would I force to take on this endeavor?
The tattoo on my brother's back that I helped to design.
4) Justin or JC?
Justin is my brother. He lives in New Mexico with my iguana. Most days I'm not always down with this Jesus Christ character I keep hearing about so I'd have to go with Justin. Plus he's pretty cool and drives a '76 Bronco. Does Jesus drive an early Ford Bronco? I think not.
5) If, for the rest of my life, I could only do one of the following, which would I choose: read books, watch television, or listen to music?
Since I tend to do none of the above, I'm not really qualified to comment.
6) If I could change one thing about myself, what would it be?
Buckethead.
7) Do I have a New Year's resolution for 2003?
I'll have to go with the flax seed bagel on this one. Mighty scrumptious with a slice of melted cheese too.
8) Cherry or banana?
Neither! The dang nectarine always wins the end game, dontcha know?
9) What's my favorite smell?
Personally, I prefer Sunday Night Football on ESPN over Monday Night Football on ABC. Sure, Al Michaels and John Madden are pros, all right, but nothing beats a good dicey exchange between Joe Theisman and Paul McGuire during the Sabbath evening over the live gridiron action.
10) What's worse, wearing 3 day old underwear or kissing someone with bad breath?
Seeing how I'm fond of both, I'll go with Clint Eastwood's The Enforcer. I know I can't be the only one in agreement here.
Well, that about wraps it up, eh? Should be fairly evident to the initiated as to why I shouldn't be writing at Epinions. I am an idiot. But it's better than a freakin' clown! Go now, there's others to be read. I think. These could be their names:
annecal, Bijou, Bryan_Carey, cletta1201, DavidK93, deaser26, dedemw, dramastef, educatedphool, elvisdo, fartzarellah, flamepillar, fuche_bu, HawgWyld, itztru, jeff_wilder78, jenb123, JennJoy, kevlog, lambchops, Lisa_J, MattA75, merlot, mind-full, PacManY2J, roheblius, seric26, sleeper54, sleestakk, skbreese, sparkospunky, speeddemon531, tbthorn, telynor, thevoid99, tigger500, 29th_Candidate, and your hostesses kristinafh and dustygold.
And many thanks to dustygold and kristinafh for extending an invite my way. Nuthin' like a little LOVE FEST to clear off some cobwebs. Of course, the only reason I signed on isn't due to my hidden predator-affection for kristinafh (that's a little too obvious, huh?), but rather because of jeff_wilder78 to whom I owe everything.
Jeers!
-stakk-
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Member: Jay Stakk
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