Does Beautiful Have a Name?
Feb 14 '03
The Bottom Line Sorry, but I don't do that flower thing.
I don't find Valentine's Day particularly romantic - it's the day celebrating romantic corniness. In fact, the incredibly ineffective "pickup lines" at the clubs probably originated from idiotic rhymes on Valentine's Day cards.
So, yes, after that introduction... you will find this a very suitable posting for this particular day (Get ready to count the cheesy but original pickup lines)
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Does Beautiful Have a Name?
Beautiful:
Allow me to talk to you alright?
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Because that's all I believe in.
That and this game we are playin'
It goes like: you don't know my name
And I don't know yours.
I just met you
And now I'm sweating from my pores.
But I hope all that will change.
Because:
I like your pretty eyes - would you give me a chance?
I dig your curvy thighs - could you give me a dance?
My boogie shoes were made for this floor,
Just wait til' you see what I have in store,
And like Grease, we'll become a dancing lore.
So gimme your hands and we can get famous;
But first, I gotta know what love's name is.
[2 sec Silence]
Let's pretend yours is Chloe and mines Shamus
And we'll hit the bar like Ireland's shameless.
Let me guess:
You already have a boyfriend or husband,
And I like a faithful woman who can check her lustin'
Except for the lyrical flows I'm bustin'
Come closer sweetie and I'll whisper in your ear
Somethin' Somethin' Somethin'
And kiss your face so you'll know I ain't bluffin'
I See cutie's shy; allow me to demonstrate,
'Cuz I never bounce from a club just to masturbate:
If you just let me
This boy will become your man.
Love you every night and throw down fifty grand
For a diamond the size of a baby's closed hand.
I will be the only one to understand
Not how to treat a girl, but a lady;
A queen, no less. So tell me
What can I do to make you stop acting shady?
To make this relationship take off like Tracy McGrady.
[2 sec Silence]
A'ght, bitch, fuck conversation: I drive a Mercedes.
My bad, don't go.
Your name is all I want to know,
And maybe a fake number just to show
All My friends I'm still that smooth bro'.
But no, I still don't know your name and that's fine
If you want it to remain that way until the end of time.
But at least admit to that girl over there...
A boy's over here who sure can rhyme.
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