There Is No Part One - Part Two Feb 25 '03    Write an essay on this topic. Tweet Popular Products in Music Jersey Boys [Original Broadway Cast Recording] by Original Broadway Cast From $8 Mai by Eri Sugai From $4 The Bottom Line More comedic points and political rants. Chew on this, but remember, DON'T swallow. (Wow, that's a disturbing sentence) Thank the universal powers, businessmen come with choke collars for your convenience. Have you ever had the snot drain back into that little flap of sinuses located above your mouth but below your nasal passage? If you haven't, just imagine it. If you can't imagine it, then think of a giant russian mafia enforcer slapping you in the face twice for every second in the day. Then forget about that analogy, because it's much worse than that. I feel like commiting suicide with hemlock. I think we all need to pause for a moment of silence for the guy from the Lovin' Spoonful... (Zal was the one, I believe, correct me if I'm wrong) ... Random Dynasty Warriors Quote: "This victory shall belong to WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" -Zhou Yu at the Battle of Chi Bi Woooooooooooo. Say it...wooooooooooooo. Yeah, sounds stupid, doesn't it? The actual line sounds even more stupid. You can imagine. I think I'll go get some duct tape and plastic and put it around my head so that I don't have to take in the dangerous gases being released by George W. and Tom Ridge any longer. Speaking of dangerous gases...this text has no fart jokes in it, feel your heart sink. Epinioner Wearing Sign: "Will write for a swift kick in the a-s." I heard they came out with a list of the dumbest people on the planet. I think they called it an "election ballot". Yeah, I'm no Jay Leno, I know, but I can see over my chin. Pocahontas saved John Smith just for him to later blast himself in the face with black powder and sail back to England. Along that line, all people are created equal. This is proclaimed in the Declaration of Independence. A tiny footnote at the bottom read, "except indians and african slaves." Apparently, "man" is defined as a white male landowner with bad taste in wigs. Random Dynasty Warriors Quote: "Must you...~always~ look for justice in battle?" - Cao Cao to Xu Huang before the Battle at Tong Gate Oh, by the way, buy Dynasty Warriors 3. Buy it...now. Just humour me, d-mnit. I need to get a T-shirt, "Why [heart] New York?" Of course, I'm all for stuffing people in metropolitan areas and growing food in an underground network of greenhouses. But I'm one of those radical green people that annoys everyone so much. Actually, let's throw the people underground, too, it's bound to come to that sooner or later, anyway. I'm one of those people who's like, "Stop cloning and stem cell research? Wha!??" Yeah, yeah, I know it raises a lot of moral issues and makes things confusing and all that crap, but, it's progress, and progress in and of itself is not evil. However, a lot of things that lead to progress are. I just don't see why we have this hypocritical shiat going on, "Well, we can do it to animals but not to human beings." Bullsh-t, human beings aren't special, human beings breathe oxygen like all the other animals, stop breathing, then we'll talk (or just I'll talk, I'll be the one breathing). Anyway, in closing to this point, cloning and stem cell research in humans will come back in full swing, just like all of the other things that were considered wrong by the moral elitists (Underground Tunnels for instance, yeah, you heard me, underground tunnels, we's was diggin' to the DEVALL, we's was). It's just fear of change. Nothing stops progress. Random Dynasty Warriors Quote: "Will you fight or will you dance in that outfit?" - Lu Meng to Zhang He at He Fei Well, okay, I just read a nice little article on Bush claiming this situation will test the UNs, "relevance". Since when did two countries, one of which is only with the other to preserve a rich trade agreement and gain some glory at being one of the first countries to participate in what could likely amount to World War 3, decide the relevance of a system set on international law that incorporates a democratic system in decision-making? Who are these high and mighty idols to lying gods known as President Bush and Prime Minister Blair? Are they to decide if what we eat for breakfast tastes good to everyone or not? This is the sorriest excuse for a democratic process I have ever seen. Democracy can only exist in a world where the members of the democracy are free from fear of any kind that their decisions will cause them any form of retribution. In a democracy, decisions on war have to be made TOTALLY and completely independent from decisions on economy. Allies of economy should never use that as a reason to be allies of war. Power should never be used to threaten the weak into succumbing to what they believe is wrong. This is not democracy, this is oppressive tyranny at its finest, folks. Think about those people in the other countries, they're part of democracy, too, and not just their leaders, their people. Their leaders are being CONTROLLED by political string-pulling, you can't trust most of them to give an honest opinion of what the people feel. Go find out. That's democracy. I think that's the end of it, I can't rant anymore and I'm tapped out of ideas. I'll see you people again sometime soon.

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