|
Comment |
Sorted by
Date Written |
Re: I love Arkansas... (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
What? Compliments being exchanged between Texans and Arkansans? Heresy!
I still maintain the Dallas-Fort Worth area is fantastic. I love the way the population isn't concentrated into a small area, yet there's plenty to see and do around there. There are a lot of people there, but there's so much space that it doesn't exactly feel like it.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 24 '03
7:19 am PDT
|
|
I love Arkansas... (Reply to this comment)
by logimom
Something most Texans won't admit...
I was born and raised in Texarkana (Texas side). My absolute, most favorite place to vacation is Brady Mountain (any part of Lake Ouachita). You live in one of the most beautiful states in the union, dude.
Donna
|
Apr 20 '03
4:32 am PDT
|
|
Re: Re: Re: I loved it, oh, vain one! (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Yep. It keeps life interesting, Katy.
Never a dull moment around our house.
And, now we have one-day old kittens crawling around our place.
See? There's always something happening.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 18 '03
9:09 am PDT
|
|
Re: Hmmm... (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Ah! My wife is a Cowboys fan, yet I married her, anyway :)
Isn't it odd how people can get so wrapped up in football? I mean, the world doesn't ride on whether the Broncos win or lose, yet I tend to treat games like they're important. Strange.
And, I still kinda miss the XFL.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 18 '03
9:08 am PDT
|
|
Re: Re: Re: My, oh my... (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
But she pestered me until I answered her!
My ex never asked if anything ever made her butt look big. That's probably because she weighed around 90 pounds.
And, my current wife still confuses me.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 18 '03
9:06 am PDT
|
|
Re: My, oh my... (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"Hmmm. I think I'm a man trapped in a woman's body. Oh well."
Hell, Marcy. I know I am! I've always dreamed of having one of those naughty bulbous parts. Oh! How liberated I would feel!
Katy Man Lady
|
Apr 18 '03
12:28 am PDT
|
|
Re: Re: I loved it, oh, vain one! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"Son, I've been listening to one screwball idea after another from your mother for 35 years now. She'll be on to something else in a week."
LMAO! We women are somethin' else, aren't we?
Katy
|
Apr 18 '03
12:24 am PDT
|
|
Hmmm... (Reply to this comment)
by cathyjones
I guess I will just have to get over the Bronco thing ;)! I picked the Cowboys when I was like 3 or something and we lived in Tx. I always cheered for the team that wore white, which for the most part was the Cowboys! I lived in Denver for a long time. Loved going to the games but rarely cheered for them!
My husband loves that quality time with my daughter too! I don't know which is harder to get away from the t.v.!
Cathy
|
Apr 17 '03
8:23 pm PDT
|
|
Re: I can't stand... (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Spanish would be very useful around Northwest Arkansas these days. My town, Springdale, is over 20 percent Latino now, and the ability to speak Spanish would be a very good skill for a reporter to have.
Daylight savings time usually messes with me for at least two weeks. Let's move the clocks ahead half an hour and just leave the things there. Sounds like a good plan to me.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 17 '03
6:42 pm PDT
|
|
I can't stand... (Reply to this comment)
by AEOakley
...daylight savings time, either. I'm still having a hard time adjusting!
And I wish I'd learned Spanish, too.
I'm glad you got "really vain" and wrote 20 more facts about yourself. I enjoyed reading them.
Ann
|
Apr 17 '03
4:20 pm PDT
|
|
Re: Part II (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
George:
Thanks for hosting this thing. I've learned a lot about my fellow Epinionators through this, and it's been a true kick.
I try to be a good father, but I sometimes wonder just what the hell I'm doing. And, yes cartoons are great fun.
Indeed, I've been amazed at the things some people will ask. Hell, I'm sometimes amazed at the things I've asked people through the years.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 17 '03
1:54 pm PDT
|
|
Re: My, oh my... (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Not difficult to understand, Marcy? Ah, I beg to differ.
The classic example has to do with my ex-wife. I'll use dresses in this example, although the scenario played out several times with wedding inviations, cars or whatever else.
She once held up two dresses -- a blue one and a red one.
"Which one do you like?" she asked.
"They're both fine."
"No, really. Which one do you like."
"I like both of them."
"But, certainly, you must prefer one or the other."
"No, I like both of them."
"Choose one! I need to wear one of these tonight, and I can't make up my mind."
"Okay. Well, I guess I like the blue one better."
"What's wrong with the red one? Why do you hate the red one? I'm wearing the red one!"
If that's not difficult to understand, I don't know what is.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 17 '03
1:48 pm PDT
|
|
Re: Re: Re: Isn't second time around great. (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Awwwww. You're nice!
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 17 '03
6:35 am PDT
|
|
Re: I loved it, oh, vain one! (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Why, you're just being nutty! "A-R-T?" More like "U-C-K," but I suppose you already knew that and are just pulling ol' Hawg's leg.
Yep, I read yours. But, I don't want to beat up on anyone! I prefer to be gruff but loveable, kind of like the fellows in Grumpy old Men.
I can't deal with a surgical mask. It just feels wrong somehow. Besides, do you know any superheroes who wore a surgical mask? No? That's what I thought.
You'd better hurry up on that appointment with mom. She ought to be retiring in a few years for a long, well-deserved rest.
A funny story about my Mom. A few years ago, she decided she should buy a farm. I was talking to my Dad and said, "Aren't you worried? Mom wants to buy a farm!"
He said, "Son, I've been listening to one screwball idea after another from your mother for 35 years now. She'll be on to something else in a week."
He was right.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 17 '03
6:34 am PDT
|
|
Re: Re: Isn't second time around great. (Reply to this comment)
by Susie-34668
We like you too.
Susie.
|
Apr 17 '03
5:28 am PDT
|
|
I loved it, oh, vain one! (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
Hmmmm. Maybe I should make an appointment with your mom to find out what the hell is wrong with me. *twitch* I have such a conflicted personality. *tic*
Hey, Ethan. I have some of those little blue surgical masks you can wear while mowing. Ya want some? They look really cool, and I promise your neighbors won't make fun of you while you're wearing 'em.
Man, oh, man. You've got issues. Numbers 16 and 17. Stop by and read MY write-off piece. You'll quickly learn what to do with those people.
"It's hotter than two rats f---ing in a wool sock."
Errrr... those missing letters wouldn't be A-R-T, would they?
You're funny, Ethan. I like you!
Katy
|
Apr 16 '03
10:36 pm PDT
|
|
Re: Isn't second time around great. (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
My sentiments exactly! I can't tell you how much nicer it is to be married to someone who actually likes me!
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 16 '03
1:35 pm PDT
|
|
Isn't second time around great. (Reply to this comment)
by Susie-34668
If I hadn't had my first marriage, I wouldn't have known how great this one is. So glad you are happy, and have a great family.
Susie.
|
Apr 16 '03
1:19 pm PDT
|
|
Re: Meow-Tse Tung (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Ah, "Santa Claws," huh? Around Christmas, I spend a good part of my time yelling, "Get away from there, you!" as the cats tend to infest the tree and open packages.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 16 '03
10:07 am PDT
|
|
Re: Well, Ethan, (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
"Purrl," huh? I like it! Particularly if you roll the "r" in it. My belief is you can name a cat whatever you want. It won't come when called, anyway.
Yes, the Pittsburgh Pirates. I always know it's spring when the Pirates are wandering around a baseball field without a clue or purpose. Still, I root for them.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 16 '03
7:55 am PDT
|
|
Well, Ethan, (Reply to this comment)
by mind-full
you root for the Pittsburgh Pirates . . . one third of the Black and Gold -- so you aren't all bad! ;) I'm a 3 for 3 fan of the trio, and my husband chose to root for the Steelers as a kid because of the "pretty colors", too. Makes sense to me.
I'll lend you a good cat name: Purrl. It's our cat's name, chosen before we chose her and your wife might go for it -- though you might not.
---Amy
|
Apr 16 '03
7:32 am PDT
|
|
Re: Men (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
Nah, men are easy to figure out. Truly.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 16 '03
6:05 am PDT
|
|
Men (Reply to this comment)
by theresaro
confuse me and always will lol Nice to meet you and thanks for sharing
Teri :)
|
Apr 16 '03
5:30 am PDT
|
|
Re: Shrink Wrap. (Reply to this comment)
by HawgWyld
There you go! I absolutely hate shrink wrap, and wish they'd put some "give" in those things. Opening certain packages has become a nightmare.
Ethan / HawgWyld
|
Apr 15 '03
10:53 pm PDT
|
|
Shrink Wrap. (Reply to this comment)
by jeff_wilder78
I agree! Not too long ago I nearly tore a fingernail off, trying to open a Bruce Springsteen CD.
|
Apr 15 '03
10:48 pm PDT
|
|
|
