OK... it's 2007. And I'm writing a review about a 6 year old phone. Let's get it crackin.

There are only two reasons to own this phone.

1. Style.

Now if you're some bimbo or metro-sexual you might think I'm crazy. You like cute tiny flippy phones with pretty color screens and slick curves. This phone is not for you. Stop reading.

If you're a MAN. You need a cell phone for two reasons. Calling the ladies and calling in sick to work.

With it's monochromatic screen and solid feel, this phone says, "I'm a MAN. I use this phone to dial my b1tches and call in sick for work. Otherwise, I'm too busy kicking a$$ to be bothered with a cell phone."

2. Durability

Now this is where my person experience comes into play. I BEAT THIS PHONE EVERYDAY. It has fallen out of a moving car twice. It has been throw through a wall. Throw out a window. Down many staircases. Smashed into steering wheels, wall, tables. Dropped in the toilet. I drink a lot. I get angry even more often. This phone gets BEATEN.

Finally, after a year of abuse it is on it's last leg. The screen is cracked after a rather unhappy conversation with a ladyfriend. Note that I said CRACKED. The screen still functions with 5 cracks across it. But it is hard to read so I've decided to purchase another of this same phone for $11.

That's it. Men don't read, so go kick someones a$$. MAN.

Recommended: Yes

Amount Paid (US$): 13
Recommended for: Adventurous Technophiles - Tough and Durable