Underwear Wisdom -- (Underwear w/o)
Apr 28 '03
The Bottom Line Underwear has a mind of its own....
Underwear can either make you or break you.... here are my top 10 words of wisdom concerning underwear for girls and women .....
1. Never, ever take your daughter to a department store to be measured for her first bra -- you don't need to be a rocket scientist to know she's 28AAA!!
2. Never, ever wear the "Tuesday" monogrammed panties on Thursday, a situation will arise that is guaranteed to be humiliating.
3. Never, ever stuff tissue in your bra as a teenager - it will leap out at the most inconvenient time.
4. Never, ever tell your 13 year old granddaughter that if she gets bit by a mosquito on the back, she will look the same way going as coming. That will haunt her for years, giving her a mosquito phobia.
5. Never, ever think that the pin will hold that strap!
6. Never, ever wash your red sweats with your husband's undies.... they don't think pink.
7. Never, ever think that you can jump that puddle; you may end up with your dress over your head, and your pretty little undies showing.
8. Never, ever wear a strapless bra size 34 when you are size 32 -- it isn't a pretty sight.
9. Never, ever take a man who frequents Walmart to a Victoria's Secrets store, it will not be a pleasant shopping experience; and ......
10. Always, and forever make sure you wear clean undies.... when you least expect it, that will be important.
Thanks Mimi369 for the invite to this fun topic; unfortunately I can't review any products, since I gave up on underwear long ago!! (Joking)
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