My love is as a fever, longing still

May 10 '03    Write an essay on this topic.


The Bottom Line My heart o'erflows with love for all of God's creatures, and some cartoons and corporate logos too.

Eskimo, Eskimo Bob
Can I come on over
and rub your nob?
I know you're married
with Eskimo kids
But how can I resist you
when you bat your lids?

Hottentot, Hottentot Venus
Fertility symbol,
all you need is my penis.
I know you're married
to Little Black Sambo
But couldn't you learn to love
a Hottentot Rambo?

Malibu, Malibu Barbie
With your big firm tits
and your teeth like larvae
I know you're engaged
to Malibu Ken
But couldn't I persuade you
to screw other men?

Little, Little Debbie
Can I take a peek under
your skirt, just mebbe?
I know you're a minor
so we can’t stay out late
But tons of other kids
Say I’m a great first date.

Michaelangelo, Michaelangelo's David
Anytime you want
You can get me gravid.
I know you're made of marble
and furthermore gay
But I have to believe
you'd be a really great lay.

Mister, Mister Clean
When you said we couldn't see each other
what did you mean?
I know you're a neat freak
and I'm just a slob
But you'll be missing out
on a great bl*w j*b.

Curious, curious George-y
Can I invite myself over
to your big wet orgy?
I know you're a monkey
and you're not really real
But aside from all that
can I just cop a feel?

Porky, Porky Pig
I hear from all the other girls
that you're really big.
I know you're not kosher,
you've got cloven feet
But I gotta get me some of
the other white meat.

Jiminy, Jiminy Cricket
For me your hard black thorax
is just the ticket.
I know your life expectancy
is only a week
Let’s not waste another minute,
I need some of your physique.

Aunt, Aunt Jemima
Is falling in love with you
really such a crime-a?
I know you're bumping nasties
with Mrs. Butterworth
But I'm the best cunnilinguist
on the face of the earth.





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