My love is as a fever, longing still
May 10 '03
The Bottom Line My heart o'erflows with love for all of God's creatures, and some cartoons and corporate logos too.
Eskimo, Eskimo Bob
Can I come on over
and rub your nob?
I know you're married
with Eskimo kids
But how can I resist you
when you bat your lids?
Hottentot, Hottentot Venus
Fertility symbol,
all you need is my penis.
I know you're married
to Little Black Sambo
But couldn't you learn to love
a Hottentot Rambo?
Malibu, Malibu Barbie
With your big firm tits
and your teeth like larvae
I know you're engaged
to Malibu Ken
But couldn't I persuade you
to screw other men?
Little, Little Debbie
Can I take a peek under
your skirt, just mebbe?
I know you're a minor
so we can’t stay out late
But tons of other kids
Say I’m a great first date.
Michaelangelo, Michaelangelo's David
Anytime you want
You can get me gravid.
I know you're made of marble
and furthermore gay
But I have to believe
you'd be a really great lay.
Mister, Mister Clean
When you said we couldn't see each other
what did you mean?
I know you're a neat freak
and I'm just a slob
But you'll be missing out
on a great bl*w j*b.
Curious, curious George-y
Can I invite myself over
to your big wet orgy?
I know you're a monkey
and you're not really real
But aside from all that
can I just cop a feel?
Porky, Porky Pig
I hear from all the other girls
that you're really big.
I know you're not kosher,
you've got cloven feet
But I gotta get me some of
the other white meat.
Jiminy, Jiminy Cricket
For me your hard black thorax
is just the ticket.
I know your life expectancy
is only a week
Let’s not waste another minute,
I need some of your physique.
Aunt, Aunt Jemima
Is falling in love with you
really such a crime-a?
I know you're bumping nasties
with Mrs. Butterworth
But I'm the best cunnilinguist
on the face of the earth.
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Member: Distressa Bologna-Cohen
Location: The Northern District of Illinois
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