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ROFL (Reply to this comment)
by chimericalgirl
Great sense of humor
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Dec 16 '06
2:59 pm PST
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Huh-uh (Reply to this comment)
by lightnin
You can have Barbie or Georgie or Clean
Go bob that Eskimo, know what I mean?
'n' listen, you stick to your Porky the swine--
but mitts off my David, that marble is mine!
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Sep 10 '03
10:22 am PDT
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by munkus
I just decided I'm in love with you after reading a few of your writings. Even if you are Albright. Marry me. Or at least consent to being on my dumb WOT.
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Jun 01 '03
3:30 am PDT
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Re: me too (Reply to this comment)
by Lobstergirl
No, I have been calling it "two naught naught three."
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May 18 '03
9:26 pm PDT
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one more (Reply to this comment)
by zenhues
quitters, quitters,
my dear quitter crew,
I regret that i left you
with that rich, handsome jew.
i have to admit
my personal Hades
i quit cuz i wanted
to snork all you ladies.
one last thing,
before i forget
i wanted to snuzzle
the brilliant brett.
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better get back to my cross-stitch.
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May 18 '03
2:51 pm PDT
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me too (Reply to this comment)
by zenhues
scrappy, scrappy, scrappy-doo
so many unspeakable things
for us to do.
quit horking Daphne,
you will be my friend.
and I can be
your Pete Townsend.
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Do you still call it "two double o three"?
anyway, great stuff.
back to the cave,
enrique
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May 18 '03
2:37 pm PDT
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Inspirational... but risky (Reply to this comment)
by sundogg99
When choosing a corporate image
for sexual congress, beware.
Engaging in full-contact scrimmage
with a logo can chafe you down there.
It’s a hard-learned, and not often uttered
admonishment – listen here, honey:
Make sure that your toast is well-buttered
or you’ll end up walking real funny.
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May 16 '03
10:15 am PDT
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Darn It Lobsy (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
I read this a couple of days ago, but my computer froze, and I didn't get back to it until now.
Lobster - Darn it anyway. Do you think it is kind to the aging population to write something so far out and funny that you made an eighty plus woman walk around humming, Mr. Clean, Mr. Clean -or David - Malibu Barby for two whole days. I just read it again - and I have to confess you make Ogden Nash look sick with jealousy. This is hilarious and I love every naughty word in it along with the other words that are not naughty.
I keep wondering how the faces on Mt. Rushmore will react if I sing it to them.
Virginia
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May 12 '03
12:41 pm PDT
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Some disjecta from age 18 to go with your dish (Reply to this comment)
by trust12345
A computer wiz using a modem
Was electrically shocked in the scrotum;
He says when he cums
That his sperm glows and hums
But it's hard to believe so don't quote him.
A lonely and middle-aged banker
Was a compulsively driven wanker;
When he wasn't a teller
He yanked on his feller
And wittled it down to a canker.
There once was a peasant from Munich
Who served the good king as a eunuch;
He couldn't remember
That his castrated member
Was tucked in the flap of his tunic.
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May 11 '03
10:32 pm PDT
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Lobstergirl, Lobstergirl . . . (Reply to this comment)
by ed_grover
slip me a claw
your carapace beckons
and your open red maw . . .
Oh this is too, too sick for moi
and Mr. Clean
is an S&M Leather Queen.
So there!
Ed
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May 11 '03
7:21 am PDT
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Oh, this was great! (Reply to this comment)
by treeseed
I laughed so hard. I'm glad to know there are other pervs out there besides myself. I have always thought that Chicken of the Sea mermaid and the Land O Lakes butter Indian girl were pretty hot. How about that Green Giant...a lean, clean, green sex machine. ;)
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May 11 '03
6:44 am PDT
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This moment of praise brought to you by Mr. Goodwrench and the Pillsbury Doughboy (Reply to this comment)
by voxpoptart
This was wonderful. I'm just so glad you put this poem under "Romance Poetry".
best,
-Brian
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May 11 '03
6:32 am PDT
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Malibu Barbie (Reply to this comment)
by Hypotenuse
She'll do anybody.
Slut.
Lynne
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May 11 '03
5:03 am PDT
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I was laughing a lot (Reply to this comment)
by kellydeal
and I lost it at the Porky Pig cloven feet/other white meat part.
I have nothing witty to offer (not even anything about mead for F U C K 's sake!) at this time. Just that there was a lot of laughing going on during all of the channel 7 news tornado warnings on the teevee.
kd
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May 10 '03
11:58 pm PDT
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I don't know... (Reply to this comment)
by jazzbocrow
Ever since Aunt Jemima went all uptown, I am thinking she is not so hot. Besides I hear she has given up women and hangs with Uncle Ben now.
This made me titter. A lot!
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May 10 '03
10:01 pm PDT
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by flamepillar
Oh man, this is great :) I always thought Little Debbie was kind of cute. I s'pose I could see the appeal of Mr. Clean, too..lol
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May 10 '03
9:18 pm PDT
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beautimus...simply beautimus. (Reply to this comment)
by brotherman
such beatiful political incorrectness
such product placement intertwined with erotic imagery.
I think i'm in love.
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May 10 '03
8:40 pm PDT
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