Hot Stock!! Step Right Up!!
May 15 '03
The Bottom Line Humor poetry to honor Stockholder is priceless!!
Feeling sorry for himself
Just the other night
Stockholder reached out
And told us of his plight.
He was sad, hurt and felt forlorn
Should he stay or should he go?
His heart and mind was torn!
See, Stock had taken stock
Of his health and of his life
This the apparent reason for
His pain and for his strife.
Oh, poor Stockholder!!
Was reaching out, you see
He was begging for comfort
From you and from me.
Of course we rallied ‘round him
Told Stock things he needed to hear
That we loved him, and needed him
Our valued epinions peer!
Some mentioned his farts
And how they had sex appeal
Others said that he was witty
And made us laugh and squeal.
Stock’s ego needed a stroke
~~~If the truth be told~~
He needed a bit ‘o coddling
This happens when you’re OLD!
We love you STOCKHOLDER!
This you know is true!
Epinions wouldn’t be the same
Without our baby boo!
So, quit your sissy cryin’!!
Try laughing all night long~
Go look in your big mirror
While wearing a lacy thong!
And, please put up a picture
On your Profile Page
Of an @ss in a thong
On a man of your age!!
I guess it’s time to end this
I’ve run out of nice things to say
I hope that this has helped you
To have a happy day!
May God bless and keep you
As wonderful as you are
And always remember
That you are our SUPERSTAR!!
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