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Feeling sorry for himself Just the other night Stockholder reached out And told us of his plight. He was sad, hurt and felt forlorn Should he stay or should he go? His heart and mind was torn! See, Stock had taken stock Of his health and of his life This the apparent reason for His pain and for his strife. Oh, poor Stockholder!! Was reaching out, you see He was begging for comfort From you and from me. Of course we rallied ‘round him Told Stock things he needed to hear That we loved him, and needed him Our valued epinions peer! Some mentioned his farts And how they had sex appeal Others said that he was witty And made us laugh and squeal. Stock’s ego needed a stroke ~~~If the truth be told~~ He needed a bit ‘o coddling This happens when you’re OLD! We love you STOCKHOLDER! This you know is true! Epinions wouldn’t be the same Without our baby boo! So, quit your sissy cryin’!! Try laughing all night long~ Go look in your big mirror While wearing a lacy thong! And, please put up a picture On your Profile Page Of an @ss in a thong On a man of your age!! I guess it’s time to end this I’ve run out of nice things to say I hope that this has helped you To have a happy day! May God bless and keep you As wonderful as you are And always remember That you are our SUPERSTAR!!  |
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