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Ode To My Undies ~ Dr. Seuss Style (Mimi369 & jo.com Underwear W/O)May 22 '03 Write an essay on this topic.The Bottom Line I think you can figure this one out for yourself. Hmmmm? - I’m late, I’m late for a very important date! No time to say hello. Goodbye! I’m late, I’m late, I’m late! - I’ve been missing some of my write off deadlines and feeling like quite the loser. (Feeling sorry for me yet?) This particular write off has had my brain cells in a tizzy and, frankly, my coworkers are growing very tired of the burning smell. I cannot bear to go on one more day with this horrendous, inexorable guilt hanging over my head. So, without further ado, I submit for your displeasure, my entry into the Mimi369 and jo.com Underwear Write Off. I apologize in advance for the lame-osity of this piece. * * * * * * * ODE TO MY UNDIES ~ Dr. Seuss Style ~*~ Verse One ~*~ (ahem) I would wear it for my spouse, I would wear it for a mouse, I would wear it here or there, I would wear it anywhere! Could you, would you, wear lingerie? Could I? Would I? Any day! ~*~ Can You Handle Another? ~*~ I wear them when I go to bed, I never wear them on my head, (almost never) I like ‘em just a little loose, Soft and warm on my caboose. Flannel boxers are comfy it’s true, Better yet are boxers built for two! ~*~ Last One, I Promise ~*~ She does push-ups all day long, Sometimes matches with a thong, Lovingly cradles the twins all day, Vanity Fair is the only way! She’s got quite a big job, ‘tis true, But my 38D’s aren’t complaining, are you ?!? * * * * * * * Yeah baby, Yeah!  |
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