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Re: Nice job! (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Sorry about the lack of profanity, but in those days I think the only swear word that had been invented was "zounds."
I appreciate the kind words. Coming as they do from the King of Penis Poetry, I consider them quite an honor.
Thanks.
Haggis
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Jul 10 '03
12:43 pm PDT
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Nice job! (Reply to this comment)
by slt
If it weren't for Robin Hood movies, I wouldn't know what that poem was about. Not much profanity in it, but hey... can't have everything! Good work.
Steve
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Jul 09 '03
6:46 pm PDT
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Re: My favorite (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Thanks Jude. No accounting for taste, I guess.
;-)
Hags
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Jul 09 '03
11:47 am PDT
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My favorite (Reply to this comment)
by artbyjude
I duno why I love it like I do ...I just do!
jude
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Jul 08 '03
5:28 pm PDT
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Re: at least you thought of something (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
ocf,
Couldn't come up with anything, huh? How about jury-rigging some kind of super weapon from a long bow and a catapult? There must be something you could add to make a functioning death ray. Maybe some of that French cheese.
Haggis
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Jun 09 '03
6:00 am PDT
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at least you thought of something (Reply to this comment)
by oldcomixfan
haggis,
all that i know about the middle ages is from that crappy robin hood series from the 70s starring dick gautier. can you believe people back then thought polaroid snapshots and bathing would steal ones soul? imagine the stench in france in those times. i suspect their cheeses came from more dubious sources as a result.
ocf
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Jun 07 '03
5:28 pm PDT
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Re: Darn It (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Virginia,
Where is the button for Most Creative - or Most Funny - or just Most Haggis.
First one on the left, Virginia. First one on the left.
Ogden Nash! Didn't he write that parody on Trees that ended something like:
And unless the billboards fall
I'll never see a tree at all.
I'm not worthy my friend, but thank you for your kind comparison.
Hags
By the way, I absolutely loved your contribution to this write off. Classic!
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Jun 07 '03
12:50 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Haggis!! (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
aashok,
HAGGIS....I told you she was a spitter.
No my friend. A new third category: she's a spewer Somehow I think of spewing as more forceful than spitting.
Indeed this was written in a bar. I have the bev naps with the original notes to prove it. Very perceptive.
Haggis
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Jun 07 '03
12:36 pm PDT
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Re: yup (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Gary,
I appreciate your superb taste in fine poetry.
Haggis
(It was hard to write that without snickering).
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Jun 07 '03
12:29 pm PDT
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Re: Yo, Haggy... (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Katy,
I'm surprised Lady Lori didn't offer to show ya. After all, she's got this peeping tom mentality...
I'm very impressed with the way she is able to visit all of her stalkees on a nightly basis. If Santa ever croaks, she's the logical replacement. She certainly has the magic.
it sucked
It sucked majorly. It was the epitome of suckosity. Still, I appreciate the pity VH rating. I have no shame.
Haggy
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Jun 07 '03
12:20 pm PDT
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Re: Oh, Hags..... (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Nedi Darlin',
that's one more smile ye've put upon my face, mo buidheag....
"mo buidheag" means "my friend"!.....
And here I figured you might have peeked behind my sporran! Not to worry. Doc is selling the 8 by 10s on eBay.
Hagmeister
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Jun 07 '03
12:14 pm PDT
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Re: the other white meat (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Yes Rico. It's all you fault. I used to have a real life before you introduced me to this addiction. May you burn in hell.
By the way, if your new toys have batteries, be sure and tell Doc. I'm pretty sure she would be interested.
Haggis-2
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Jun 07 '03
12:10 pm PDT
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Re: Awesomely . . . (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Thanks Deb, you snit you.
You know, I never noticed your dragon butt. Too busy lookin' at them 38Ds I suppose.
Haggy the scumbag.
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Jun 07 '03
12:07 pm PDT
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Re: Haggis!! (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Doc!
I spwewd my coffee at the first stanza..
And that's an understatement. I had to send both sets of curtains out to the cleaners. Geez. Be a little neater next time.
Great write off Doc. Apparently some people actually do know their lords from their ladies.
Hags
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Jun 07 '03
12:04 pm PDT
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Darn It (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
I want more buttons. This is so darn funny - Where is the button for Most Creative - or Most Funny - or just Most Haggis. You have a great talent, my friend - sort of reminds me of the great Ogden Nash. Did I tell you that I loved it?
Virginia
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Jun 07 '03
10:39 am PDT
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Re: Haggis!! (Reply to this comment)
by aashok
I spwewd my coffee at the first stanza..
HAGGIS....I told you she was a spitter.
AA
Oh BTW, that definitely sounds like it was written in a bar :)
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Jun 07 '03
4:30 am PDT
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yup (Reply to this comment)
by garym
Maybe it did suck, because I liked it.
Gary
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Jun 06 '03
11:05 pm PDT
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Yo, Haggy... (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
"See, I don’t know Lords from Ladies;"
I'm surprised Lady Lori didn't offer to show ya. After all, she's got this peeping tom mentality... goin' 'round here tellin' all the folks about your keeping your shades open at night. She's really, really into nekkidness.
Nice shot at the W/O hon... I gave you a VH, but in truth, it sucked almost as bad as what I would've submitted! LMAO... but is WAS funny!
Katy
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Jun 06 '03
7:33 pm PDT
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Oh, Hags..... (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Me laughs havena stopped rollin'....
D'ye think to tell us all these things hopin' we be verra pleased wi' you? Aye, well, ye had to doit. Mind ye, that's one more smile ye've put upon my face, mo buidheag....
8-)
~~Nedi~~
P.S. To save you time from looking through your Gaelic dictionary, "mo buidheag" means "my friend"!.....And you thought I was saying something suggestive, didn't you???? Nyuck, Nyuck!!
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Jun 06 '03
4:43 pm PDT
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Awesomely . . . (Reply to this comment)
by RedDiva
. . . awesome!! This was GREAT! Love it, LOVE IT, LOVE IT !!
~ Deb (snitty wench)
P.S. I hate it when I get dragon-butt! But I suppose it's better than plumber-butt.
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Jun 06 '03
8:53 am PDT
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Haggis!! (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
I spwewd my coffee at the first stanza..then it got worse from there.
This was tooo fun!!
What a hoot!! I was wonderin why I couldn't see anything thru the damn curtains last night....
Doc
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Jun 06 '03
6:58 am PDT
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