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Hiya... (Reply to this comment)
by smorg
... Well, whaddaya know, I'm actually one of those fortunate folks who not only have to collect urine en masse..., but as a medical technologist (who run med. test on body fluids) I actually have to play with the thing for a living! ;O) (for the record, you can see some of the coolest crystals around in urine samples... especially if the owner of the urine has been on a drug binge).
O... I wouldn't call this an 'Off Topic' review, tho.. (but then I'm quite lax). I love the fun take on it. Thanks for the good read!
Cheers,
Smorg :O)
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Dec 09 '06
2:13 pm PST
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It's 6:40 AM here on the west coast... (Reply to this comment)
by prfstars
... and as I drink my coffee and eat my toast, I'm laughing at the thought of the "Presidential bacon strip."
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Feb 17 '06
6:44 am PST
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Yello'? (Reply to this comment)
by elynch
That's the funniest "Not Helpful" review I've ever read. Come back.
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Jan 16 '05
9:28 pm PST
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Oh Lordy! (Reply to this comment)
by theworm
How did I miss this one?
Rich - you had me laughing the whole time, but when I got to that Uretha Franklin part I really hurt myself!
How could I not VH it? I figure that with your sense of humor, your wife and kids must be peeing in there pants all the time - that sort of makes you an expert on the topic, right?
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Sep 12 '03
11:32 am PDT
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Re: Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by yourcloud
I usually write in movies and books or occassionally music... but when I accidentally venture over into the dark nether regions of Health & Beauty or Kids & Family, I get NH'd before I even hit the enter button on the rough draft...
You could've put every conceivable piece of important information about incontinence that exists (should I collect it in a cup? A paper one? A shoe? Someone's hat? through my sunroof??) and still not get good ratings here because you added humor.
Robots can't respond to humor. It isn't in their programming.
(Yeah, I said it, so sue me...)
Anyway, This was great. Thanks for making ME smile anyway... lol
YourCloud (Lissa)
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Jul 24 '03
6:55 pm PDT
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Re: Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
..
hey there again...
Geese, you take the one serious moment in there and make your reply all about that . . .I am feeling particularly non-humourous right now.
Off-site, RL stuff, nothing Epinions-related oh Master...
...tom...
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Jun 30 '03
8:53 pm PDT
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Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
The rating is just fine, Tom.
I understand that some folks here take the place seriously, and that's O.K.
It was fun to write and maybe, just for a moment, it put a smile on someone's face.
That's good enough for me.
Rich
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Jun 30 '03
7:19 pm PDT
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hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
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Told ya someone would pimp yur azz...
you said...
"(I think they teach you how to do that when you join one of those fancy rich peoples’ clubs. Kind of like a secret handshake or something.)"
Actually they teach you the secret shake for . . .well, you know, . . .your 'thing'. For when you are done peeing I mean. You shake your thang wrong and you are outta there...
I debated over my rate, Rich. You know how seriously I take this stuff. Despite the countless hours of therapy. And the hours spent at your side, learning the mysterious ways of all things Epinions. I am your 'Grasshopper'. I will snatch the pebbles from your outstretched palm...someday...when I am worthy.
Hell I even rated it 'VH' thinking my 'powerful manly rate' could override some of the 'OTs' already there. I was impotent, Rich. The baby didn't budge off 'Not Helpful'.
So I switched it back to OT and buried this crap from the sensitive eyes of net surfers everywhere and evermore. Hey 'go with the front-runner' is my philosophy...
Do know my typical work-day is spent awash in urine. I do quite a bit of urine drug-screen testing most days. Cups and cups and cups of the golden elixir flow across my workbench. Well, some more 'golden' than others, if you know what I mean. (And don't ask if you do not...)
I am sure your thoughts have helped many here at Epinions. You give and you give and you give and we take and we take and we take. I don't know how in the hell that works out for you but we sure luvz it !!
And the only quote I found with 'urine' in it. . .well, not _in_ it...
...tom...
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it." —Rodney Dangerfield
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Jun 29 '03
9:29 pm PDT
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HTP would've been proud of you (Reply to this comment)
by jankp
You're hilarious! ;-)
Jan
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Jun 23 '03
3:12 pm PDT
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Man... (Reply to this comment)
by ladycynic
Hahahahahaha...(cough, hack...and of course...spit)
Thanks Rich, I needed that...(smile)
As always, Nope...no brain damage here!
LadyCynic
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Jun 23 '03
7:23 am PDT
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Great stuff (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
You actually wrote (re snow writing):
Everybody knows women can’t write for squat.
And then they got worse.
Lordy, I wonder how much of this I can steal.
Haggis
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Jun 16 '03
11:30 am PDT
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... (Reply to this comment)
by sunstreeks
hmm. haven't heard of this kinda of product but there is a market for used underwear on Ebay. I tried convincing some male friends of mine to go into business with me. They produce and box up the product and I'd sell it for them
didn't have any takers but it was worth a shot.
stephanie
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Jun 13 '03
7:02 pm PDT
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Re: Marry me. (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
Uh, Uh...
Couldn't we just swap spit or something first?
I hesitate to enter into these long term commitments based on a single comment.
Thanks for reading.
Rich
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Jun 12 '03
4:54 pm PDT
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Re: I'm pretty sure I'll be famous some day. (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
If you are that certain, why don't you pee on something and mail it to Nirav.
I understand he's always looking for a good investment.
He'll thank you for it.
Rich
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Jun 12 '03
4:53 pm PDT
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Re: Of course it is VH! (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
Topic seemed right to me.
Don't understand the problem here. Urine collection is urine collection. Really thought I nailed it dead on.
Go figure.
Rich
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Jun 12 '03
4:48 pm PDT
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I'm pretty sure I'll be famous some day. (Reply to this comment)
by sundogg99
So I think I earned a few bucks while reading this.
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Jun 11 '03
3:22 pm PDT
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Marry me. (Reply to this comment)
by munkus
But only because I’m a soft touch and want to help those poor young women pay their medical or law school tuition. It’s like an investment in this country’s future. Besides, they make the cutest aromatic little caps!
This whole piece was filled with such gems. Marry me.
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Jun 11 '03
6:55 am PDT
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Of course it is VH! (Reply to this comment)
by jsaunt
I'm just glad they specified "urine" in the category.
Leslie
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Jun 10 '03
10:51 pm PDT
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Re: LOL (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
Thanks for the kind words and for stopping by, Becky.
Regards,
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
5:44 pm PDT
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Re: This is just so (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
You didn't pee?
Only almost? (Not to be confused with Edward James Olmos, although they might be related)
Guess I should have written a litle bit more.
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
5:43 pm PDT
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Re: After a long, hard day at work... (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
MJ,
I was thinking of getting into the incontinence protection racket myself.
If folks don't give me a payoff once a month, I'll track them down and pee on 'em.
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
5:40 pm PDT
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LOL (Reply to this comment)
by beckish
I think you did a pretty good job with the way the category was listed. Thanks for making me laugh; I really needed some humor after the day I have had!
Take care and happy writing,
Becky
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Jun 10 '03
5:21 pm PDT
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Re: Funny stuff. (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
Don't throw those diapers away!
What if your kids become famous?
Hang on to them. But not too tightly. They'll probably leak all over you.
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
5:09 pm PDT
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Re: I don't get it? (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
I think these evil ratings I'm getting are a reflection of folks' discrimination against the fine but misunderstood hobby of pee collecting.
I guess I'd better not write about my pubic hair collection.
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
5:07 pm PDT
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This is just so (Reply to this comment)
by millinocket
funny. I truly did laugh until I almost, well, you know. Enjoyed the piece greatly.
Sue
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Jun 10 '03
5:05 pm PDT
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Re: So what's wrong with this (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
Well, Dwight, these categories are just too confusing for an old addled brained guy like me. I think I should have posted this in Travel.
After all, it's not about being overseas but in continent.
Maybe I'll move it.
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
5:04 pm PDT
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Re: :) (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
You'll have to get in line to report me.
I have real enemies who are probably doing just that right now.
Thanks for reading.
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
5:02 pm PDT
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Re: Eeek!!!!! (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
Melissa,
Don't sweat the rating. People usually track me down and slap me for stuff like this. I can handle an "Off-topic" rating. Feels like I got off easy.
Glad you enjoyed it.
Regards,
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
4:59 pm PDT
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Re: You always make me pee, sweetie (Reply to this comment)
by rich2003dm
Susan,
I guess I'm O.K. with being a diuretic. Could have been worse. I could have been a suppository.
Thanks for stopping by.
Rich
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Jun 10 '03
4:55 pm PDT
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After a long, hard day at work... (Reply to this comment)
by mjfrombuffalo
... I come home to read: Well, I guess this hobby will probably make those Old Timers’ games a lot more popular. Those old farts probably leak so much they could cause a rain delay.
And you made me laugh hard enough to pee!
Seriously, what a stupid name for a category. What about "How to chose incontinence protection" - although that could lead to someone coming up with a new type of insurance policy...
mj
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Jun 10 '03
2:51 pm PDT
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