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Real Men Don't Buy Tampons - Part of the Manly Man W/O!
by ned1 | Jun 13 '03
Manly Men may not like raindrops on roses, whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens, but they do like porn and chicken.

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real men do buy tampons (Reply to this comment)
by lisamarie67
I am a real man who not only buys tampons (tampax super plus) I also use them. I am very girly and I love tampons. I also love to other Big hard man things thrust deep inside me. The tampons keep me moist, when I have a man make love to me I insert a new tampon and it keeps sperm in there so next time I am pre lubed and ready for some real fun. If I had my way I would have a man inside me for 16 hours everyday. I also love to jack off men on my food. Sperm is so great on any food or by itself. So I am man wearing a dress and pantyhose but when my boyfriend gets here and undresses me I will be all woman and ready for his big thick hard wonderful cock.
Nov 06 '04
2:03 am PST

Oy (Reply to this comment)
by Joubert
Loved the definition. Now I know what a true man's man likes. I think.

Thanks for playing!

George
Jun 16 '03
8:13 am PDT

Too Funny!! (Reply to this comment)
by jadzia66
OMG that was so funny! I'm lucky in that my husband loves to cook and does a good job at it too, but yes, he does use just about every pot and pan in the house.

We live 30 miles north of Syracuse...hmmm....I'll have to ask hubby if he's ever been to Bottom Line.....not that I expect him to answer truthfully or anything..LOL

Great submission to the write off!

Cherie
Jun 14 '03
8:34 pm PDT

Thank you for brightening my Friday Night (Reply to this comment)
by kparsons13
I haven't laughed in months and actually I am being serious. If you read any of my non-fiction work you will see why. This was not just humorous it was hysterical. My fiance and I laughed together all over the place and now I don't feel like such a loser sitting here on a Friday night. It was an awesome read.
Kparsons
Jun 13 '03
9:24 pm PDT

hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
..
you said...
"Manly men like facials and pearl necklaces, just don’t expect to receive them in the form of a gift certificate to your favorite spa or wrapped in a Tiffany’s box. Some manly men also like tossed salads, butt prefer the dressing on the side."

... ?? ...

Perhaps I have been spending too much time reading on alt.sex. UseNet lately but that has a distinctly 'porno' tinge to it... And I feel like an idiot for feeling that I need to point that out.

I am going back to pondering why you might need 30 purses...


...tom...
"A man is what he thinks about all day long." —Ralph Waldo Emerson
Jun 13 '03
9:05 pm PDT

loved it! (Reply to this comment)
by hollynz
... I loved your review of your Manly Man, maybe that's because I am a girl though so I identified with your observations.
Especially the purses, why do Manly Men not see that we need lots and lots of handbags and shoes?

Thanks for the laughs.
Christine
Jun 13 '03
6:22 pm PDT

Well... (Reply to this comment)
by cr01
I guess I'm not a manly man - I do buy my wife Tampons- shes a nurse working shifts and doesn't always get her head together to get this type of s*hit organised!!

I have signed up to this W/O & yep I'm afraid.... very afraid....

Great stuff

Chris
Jun 13 '03
5:28 pm PDT