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Re: This is Absolutely - (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Virginia,
So glad I got cha tickled! Thanks so much!!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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Jul 20 '03
3:04 pm PDT
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This is Absolutely - (Reply to this comment)
by Granniemose
GREAT. I am laughing myself silly. If only PMS would come more then once a month, we could enjoy more of these fabulous thoughts. Seat belts, helmets, high heels, and boiled peanuts with beer -we need more thoughts about these wonderful things. I like your son's comments, too...It must run in the family.
Laughing GrannieM.
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Jul 17 '03
3:20 pm PDT
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Re: They're everywhere (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Oleg, I know that's you!!! But I won't tell a soul, I promise. Your secret is safe with me!
Thanks, Guy!! I needed a good laugh after a long day at work.
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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Jul 14 '03
4:55 pm PDT
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They're everywhere (Reply to this comment)
by foxy_shy
Nedi, your shoes might be equipped at the factory - yes, with shooting heels - and don't you dare make jokes about it - you know nothing about it! (in an angry voice)
BEWARE! They are everywhere. They're watching us, and they're using us. Have you ever thought about bugs in motorcycle helmets? You know, bugs - to follow you? That's what they need us wear helmets for - to know where we're going! I'm not mentioning those black helicopters that fly without a sound. People say black choppers aren't actually black, they change color, too, and you know - that just might be true as well!
I prefer seeing it as part of the truth, however. The TRUTH, Nedi, is even more frightening.
It's OUT THERE... and they're in control of us.
Oh - and the cops are agents. Be careful. Run whenever you see one. Don't pull over! Don't EVER pull over!
A friend
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Jul 14 '03
12:55 pm PDT
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Re: Nedi (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Glad you enjoyed it, girl!
Thanks so much!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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Jul 14 '03
3:29 am PDT
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Nedi (Reply to this comment)
by lorace
There just aren't any good comebacks to this one., suffice it to say, it's hilarious.
Thanks,
Lorace
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Jul 13 '03
6:01 pm PDT
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Re: Re: @[xxxx]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Oh, Lori, I always consider it an honor to hear such wonderful words from you. You've really made my day. Thanks bunches!!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
By the way, you won't hold me responsible for the damage to your keyboard, will ya? It's Tims' fault...all his fault...I tried to raise him right...
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Jul 13 '03
3:28 pm PDT
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Re: A Real Hoot (And Toot)!!! (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Hahahahaha!! Cute story, girl! I'll be sharing that one, for sure!
Always great to hear from you! Thanks so much!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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Jul 13 '03
3:24 pm PDT
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Re: As the old saying goes... (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
It all boils down to money. I've heard that the bond on this violation in Kentucky is $100.00. Here in Arkansas it's $25.00....still a rip in my book.
Thanks, Pat!!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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Jul 13 '03
3:21 pm PDT
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Re: @[xxxx]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> (Reply to this comment)
by drdevience
"I am your farter!"
*groan* *snort*
Nedi...
This was freakin hilarious! And sooo on the money! Yer my new idol.
Flying heads.. classic!
Between you and Tim, it's a wonder my keyboard is still working!
Doc
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Jul 13 '03
11:58 am PDT
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A Real Hoot (And Toot)!!! (Reply to this comment)
by AinsleyJo
This is so funny that I'm going to share it at a couple of other sites!!!
And I especially liked the part about how your spike heels would have become weapons had you been wearing them during your explosive time!!!
This story reminds me of a joke that this adorable, little girl named Susie told to me all the way back in 1976 when she was six.
Three bears!
Daddy Bear, Mama Bear, & Baby Bear!
Daddy Bear liked beer; Mama Bear liked beans; and Baby Bear liked Elvis Presley.
One day, they went on a walk in the woods, and, while they were gone, a little mouse entered their house.
The mouse drank all of Daddy Bear's beer, ate all of Mama Bear's beans, and ate all of Baby Bear's Elvis Presley records.
When the Three Bears got home, the little mouse came outside going, "Hic! Boop! I'm all shook up! Hic! Boop! I'm all shook up! Hic! Boop! I'm all shook up!. . ."
Little Susie certainly was a neat kid! I can tell you all sorts of stories about this precious, little girl. Hard to believe that she's 33 now, and I wonder what she's up to these days.
The last time I saw her (when she was 13 or 14), she was playing flute and trumpet and was hoping to become an opera singer when she grew up. It would be neat to see her on some TV show sometime and think I knew her way back when!!!!
Hugs!
AJ :o)
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Jul 13 '03
10:14 am PDT
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As the old saying goes... (Reply to this comment)
by pmills1210
it's a wonder we survived our childhood. Nobody required us to wear bike helmets or wear seat belts. I think laws like these are a tremendous waste of law enforcement. Thanks for sharing!
Sincerely, Pat
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Jul 13 '03
8:09 am PDT
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Re: Pull my finger. (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Katy, girl, you're so funny! In normal conversation, I hardly ever mention "bodily functions", but somehow the subject keeps coming up in my little stories. Maybe I need a therapist...or an audience...one of the two!! Arrr, Arrr, Arrr!!
Thanks bunches!!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
P.S. I wish I had some Reeboks *sniff*....poor little me...
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Jul 13 '03
6:08 am PDT
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Pull my finger. (Reply to this comment)
by katybrighteyes
I just knew what you were gonna say when you started talking about all those boiled peanuts and beer. Too bad you had cramps to go along with it. It might be kinda fun to load up on 'em one day, then go to court and fire off a few at the idiots standing before the judge. Silent ones, though... you gotta maintain that "lady" image, ya know.
About that PMS, enjoy it while ya got it, if you can believe that. One day it'll just disappear... and all you're left with is OLD.
Awesome rant!
Grumpy Old Katy (in her nice, cushioned Reeboks)
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Jul 13 '03
1:30 am PDT
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Re: @[xxxx]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
I am your farter???...LOL!!!! Good one, kiddo!! I knew you'd make me laugh, crazy guy!
I gotta get outta here and go see if your Pirates review is posted yet...I just know it will be a good one...yours' always are! Love Ya Bunches, Sweetie!!
8-)
~~Mom~~
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Jul 12 '03
3:43 pm PDT
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Re: Boiled peanuts? (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Oh, yes, very Southern....and delicious!! You have to boil them right after you pull them out of the ground while they're still green. Add tons of salt, boil at a steady roll, cut the heat and let them sit there several hours. Yummy!!
Glad to know you'll be wearing your helmet when I launch my assault. I don't really trust lawyers that much...I have to work with them every day...so it's gonna have to be up to my heels, my peanuts and my beer all working together! Wish me luck!
Thanks, Hags!!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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Jul 12 '03
3:37 pm PDT
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Re: hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Tom,
So far I haven't found any heads stuck to my windshield. Just a few Love-bugs and some bird doody. And neither one of those can hear a dang thing!
Peanuts, Beer....Beer, Peanuts....gotta balance them out just right for the perfect effect. It's an art!
Thanks, guy!!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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Jul 12 '03
3:27 pm PDT
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Re: PMS can be good! (Reply to this comment)
by nedipooh
Melanie,
Oh, yes, PMS can make us brave, for sure!! Some months I just sit around and cry, tho....think I'll skip writing on those days!! Glad you enjoyed this one, girl!
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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Jul 12 '03
3:09 pm PDT
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@[xxxx]:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> (Reply to this comment)
by flamepillar
Oh, goodness gracious!!! Now I see where my logistical tendencies come from! I so totally agree with you, words couldn't explain it. Ban high heels, no skin off my back (or my foots for that matter)! I also agree that it should be our own choice whether to wear seat belts. I almost never wear mine, I just drive safely. LOL you don't have to worry too much about traffic when you work overnight anyway!
As far as the detonation goes, I know enough now, no need to elaborate! You oughta get a Darth Vader mask -- then next time you see me, you can hold your fist up and say "I am your farter!" My farts stink really bad today, I don't know what the heck I could've eaten that is causing THIS. Incidentally, you can scramble the letters in THIS to get ...well, you know.
Sorry 'bout the delay in the comment, I had to get my Pirates review done before going to bed!
LOVE YOU BUNCHES~~~
Tim
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Jul 12 '03
12:52 pm PDT
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Boiled peanuts? (Reply to this comment)
by _haggis_
Guess that must be a southern thing.
I have long wondered why women put up with those high heels. They're obviously bad for your legs and feet. Maybe ya'll ought to get a class action suit against the manufacturers--you know, kinda like the suits against McDonalds and the cigarette manufacturers. I'll be on the sidelines, strapped in and wearing my helmet.
Hags
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Jul 12 '03
12:21 pm PDT
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hey there... (Reply to this comment)
by sleeper54
..
... lol ...
you said...
"The airborne head could possibly fly off and land on someone elses' windshield."
Which would be OK. As long as you don't drive home with 'the head' begging you to stop and then you drag your boyfriend to the opposite side of the house to have sex so he won't possibly hear 'the head' stuck on your windshield begging for help. That would be wrong. That and stealing library books. Very, very wrong.
And it sounds like you simply got a bad ratio of boiled peanuts to beer. Maybe more beer and less peanuts next time. Or vice versa . . .there oughta be law...
Very..nicely..done !!
...tom...
"If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys." —James Goldsmith
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Jul 12 '03
10:58 am PDT
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PMS can be good! (Reply to this comment)
by kokladj
Hey Nedi,
"You folks need to go back inside your homes for your own safety. When this Baby blows, the fumes could be deadly."
I'm still laughing about that one.. Guess I'll have to start checking the writer's corner every month around this time.. :) Thanks for the laugh and the entertaining essay!
Take Care,
Melanie
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Jul 12 '03
9:13 am PDT
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